3 MALES! 2 FEMALES!!!!!

Date: 22-01-2009 11:12 am (15 years ago) | Author: Chris Yemi
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- at 22-01-2009 11:12 AM (15 years ago)
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Surprised, she asked. "How can you tell which is male and which is female?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer bottle,
and 2 were on the phone"

Posted: at 22-01-2009 11:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- size1 at 22-01-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago)
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BrB
Posted: at 22-01-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 22-01-2009 03:54 PM (15 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 22-01-2009 03:54 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 22-01-2009 05:11 PM (15 years ago)
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lol.....Grin
Posted: at 22-01-2009 05:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 22-01-2009 05:15 PM (15 years ago)
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speak english bro, i no get ya point.. Lips Sealed
Posted: at 22-01-2009 05:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 22-01-2009 10:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 22-01-2009 05:15 PM
speak english bro, i no get ya point.. Lips Sealed
You dey mess up oh! wetin dey worry you? u no dey understand something? ok copy am to translation.com and choose Hebrew to English, because na Hebrew i take write am
Posted: at 22-01-2009 10:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 22-01-2009 10:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 22-01-2009 10:08 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 22-01-2009 05:15 PM
speak english bro, i no get ya point.. Lips Sealed
You dey mess up oh! wetin dey worry you? u no dey understand something? ok copy am to translation.com and choose Hebrew to English, because na Hebrew i take write am

lol.....u know say they just resume.... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-01-2009 10:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bethsy at 22-01-2009 10:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 22-01-2009 10:08 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 22-01-2009 05:15 PM
speak english bro, i no get ya point.. Lips Sealed
You dey mess up oh! wetin dey worry you? u no dey understand something? ok copy am to translation.com and choose Hebrew to English, because na Hebrew i take write am


 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-01-2009 10:25 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-01-2009 06:03 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 22-01-2009 10:08 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 22-01-2009 05:15 PM
speak english bro, i no get ya point.. Lips Sealed
You dey mess up oh! wetin dey worry you? u no dey understand something? ok copy am to translation.com and choose Hebrew to English, because na Hebrew i take write am

but wait first..greatest....u go like beer...as i they look u..Grin..no lie talk true.?
Posted: at 23-01-2009 06:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 23-01-2009 07:33 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 23-01-2009 06:03 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 22-01-2009 10:08 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 22-01-2009 05:15 PM
speak english bro, i no get ya point.. Lips Sealed
You dey mess up oh! wetin dey worry you? u no dey understand something? ok copy am to translation.com and choose Hebrew to English, because na Hebrew i take write am

but wait first..greatest....u go like beer...as i they look u..Grin..no lie talk true.?
Oh boy! if you never know say i dey drown shine shine Bobo!!!! you are still sitting on a loooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnngggggg thin!!!!!
Posted: at 23-01-2009 07:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-01-2009 11:37 AM (15 years ago)
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no wonder....lol.Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2009 11:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-01-2009 01:18 AM (15 years ago)
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@ emma


lolz
Posted: at 25-01-2009 01:18 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-01-2009 04:38 AM (15 years ago)
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toks...na true na..Grin
Posted: at 25-01-2009 04:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 25-01-2009 09:21 AM (15 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  dgreat... nice one
 
Posted: at 25-01-2009 09:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 25-01-2009 04:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 22-01-2009 02:55 PM
BrB
no come back oh
Posted: at 25-01-2009 04:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-01-2009 06:43 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 25-01-2009 09:21 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  dgreat... nice one
 

oyin....no tell me say... Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-01-2009 06:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 26-01-2009 07:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-01-2009 06:43 PM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 25-01-2009 09:21 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  dgreat... nice one
 

oyin....no tell me say... Grin Grin
Emma wetin you wan talk?? talk am make I hear na? are u suddenly jealous of me? i bow for you oh!!!! take your time seriously before i send my terminator cat to your door, meanwhile Onyin, Wa wa aright!!!!!
Posted: at 26-01-2009 07:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 26-01-2009 08:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 26-01-2009 07:41 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-01-2009 06:43 PM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 25-01-2009 09:21 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  dgreat... nice one
 

oyin....no tell me say... Grin Grin
Emma wetin you wan talk?? talk am make I hear na? are u suddenly jealous of me? i bow for you oh!!!! take your time seriously before i send my terminator cat to your door, meanwhile Onyin, Wa wa aright!!!!!


jealous ke....make u con send that cat way they vex con my side..lol..u no see as the cat they react...lol..hhhaaa i no vex oooooo i beg..... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-01-2009 08:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 27-01-2009 10:18 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 25-01-2009 04:29 PM
Quote from: size1 on 22-01-2009 02:55 PM
BrB
no come back oh
Rezi wetin size 1 do u now? why u no wan make him come back?
Posted: at 27-01-2009 10:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 27-01-2009 10:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 26-01-2009 08:16 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 26-01-2009 07:41 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-01-2009 06:43 PM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 25-01-2009 09:21 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  dgreat... nice one
 

oyin....no tell me say... Grin Grin
Emma wetin you wan talk?? talk am make I hear na? are u suddenly jealous of me? i bow for you oh!!!! take your time seriously before i send my terminator cat to your door, meanwhile Onyin, Wa wa aright!!!!!
this cat no dey react oh! him dey provoke and invoke !!!!! who born devil?Huh?Huh???


jealous ke....make u con send that cat way they vex con my side..lol..u no see as the cat they react...lol..hhhaaa i no vex oooooo i beg..... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-01-2009 10:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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