WHY NA GIRLS?????

Date: 16-01-2012 5:34 pm (9 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel Tawah
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- at 16-01-2012 05:34 PM (9 years ago)
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Each conference, workshop etc I attend, atleast one girl must hang on having a relationship with me. Just one year ago, I was person non grata!
Now I can't even concentrate to work because of chats from babes, this one inviting me on 8th, the other on 9th.........
Where they bi be when I was jobless?Huh??? make I bash am all to recover those years they did not value me?Huh?Huh???
Abeg una give me sound advice, but make woman no comment cos she soon use the comment to seduce me!!!

Posted: at 16-01-2012 05:34 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- wandepope at 16-01-2012 05:51 PM (9 years ago)
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Mr. Poster life is full of irony,many ladies will like and compete to have you but eventually only one will have you.I think you shouldn't attend any of the invitations at all because if you do attend one in expense of the others,the lady may be so nice that you'll think she is your kind of person and both of you are just right but if you ignore all,you'll know who persists despite disappointments .if you bash all of them you will run at a greater loss.
Posted: at 16-01-2012 05:51 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmandazie at 16-01-2012 05:54 PM (9 years ago)
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Thank u Wpope, but they also be charming over! na sey I be God pikin if not, na one by one I 4 di take, but make they just stop bothering me na!!!!!
Posted: at 16-01-2012 05:54 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 16-01-2012 06:00 PM (9 years ago)
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u didnt come to me sweetheart Roll Eyes Roll Eyes,i was waiting for u... Tongue
Posted: at 16-01-2012 06:00 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmandazie at 16-01-2012 06:42 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 16-01-2012 06:00 PM
u didnt come to me sweetheart Roll Eyes Roll Eyes,i was waiting for u... Tongue
Una just see am here, na practical example be this!!!!! This girl say her name na gift, I beg am soteiiii she refuse, now she di seduce me. I go bash am oh!!!!!!! Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 16-01-2012 06:42 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sarah555 at 16-01-2012 07:35 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin hope sey my teeth no dey seduce u?
Posted: at 16-01-2012 07:35 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 16-01-2012 08:29 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-01-2012 07:35 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin hope sey my teeth no dey seduce u?
lol...e too dey fall..even person faeces sef dey seduce am..
Posted: at 16-01-2012 08:29 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 16-01-2012 08:31 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmandazie on 16-01-2012 06:42 PM
Una just see am here, na practical example be this!!!!! This girl say her name na gift, I beg am soteiiii she refuse, now she di seduce me. I go bash am oh!!!!!!! Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
sweetie m always hear for u...just press d button.. Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 16-01-2012 08:31 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- sarah555 at 16-01-2012 08:41 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 16-01-2012 08:29 PM
lol...e too dey fall..even person faeces sef dey seduce am..
chaiiiii
Emma!!!
doo
Posted: at 16-01-2012 08:41 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wandepope at 16-01-2012 09:06 PM (9 years ago)
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Poster i know two ways to get rid of ladies that you don't want.
Lets assume the names of the ladies are AA,BB,CC and DD
METHOD 1
  Invite all the ladies to your house (an eatery if you feel your house is not safe enough).When they are all seated get up from your seat and let there be sufficient gap between whee you stand and where the ladies sit.Lift up your wine glass and say,
"I HEREBY PROPOSE THIS TOAST TO ALL OF YOU MY GIRLFRIENDS,TODAY  WE DRINK TO MY EXPECTATION OF ADDITIONAL GIRLFRIENDS BEFORE THE CLOSE OF THIS WEEK " (observe their faces and run for your life if you must)

Try METHOD 1 if it does not work contact me and i will give you the METHOD 2.
Posted: at 16-01-2012 09:06 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmandazie at 17-01-2012 08:39 AM (9 years ago)
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Chaiiiiiiiiii, Wandepope, as I see ya comment yesterday, I just run go invite them, only 8 show up. I take them go eatery and do just that but bro, why you set me 4 trap Huh? Huh? Huh?
Before I wan finish, five glasses don land for my face, I get bruises now sef, two come hold my coat then one hold my foot. Each one say na her place. Infact na police come set me free oh! As television show am, radio talk & newspaper write am, 20 calls come threaten me say if I no bash them,I go die :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 17-01-2012 08:39 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmandazie at 17-01-2012 08:41 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 16-01-2012 08:29 PM
lol...e too dey fall..even person faeces sef dey seduce am..
You put perfum 4 the feaces?
Posted: at 17-01-2012 08:41 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmandazie at 17-01-2012 08:42 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 16-01-2012 08:31 PM
sweetie m always hear for u...just press d button.. Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
OK, show the button hole na?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 17-01-2012 08:42 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmandazie at 17-01-2012 08:45 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-01-2012 07:35 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin hope sey my teeth no dey seduce u?
Which kind teeth, the one in normal mouth or the one in inner mouth?
But no show tingue oh, cos i di seduce too much!
Posted: at 17-01-2012 08:45 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmandazie at 17-01-2012 03:43 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmandazie on 17-01-2012 08:45 AM
Which kind teeth, the one in normal mouth or the one in inner mouth?
But no show tingue oh, cos i di seduce too much!
tongue
Posted: at 17-01-2012 03:43 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MissyBarbie at 17-01-2012 04:02 PM (8 years ago)
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Awwwwwww Emma Love.....how are you?
Posted: at 17-01-2012 04:02 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmandazie at 17-01-2012 04:19 PM (8 years ago)
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Emma wentiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, abi na 4 Tv u c me now? You 4get when I be di climb okada?
hahahaha, body de fine oh! just bruises from glasses on ma face yesterday!
Posted: at 17-01-2012 04:19 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmandazie at 17-01-2012 04:27 PM (8 years ago)
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Who see Wandepope 2day? Abeg, make una tell am to come remove me from the trap he set yesterday!
Posted: at 17-01-2012 04:27 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MissyBarbie at 17-01-2012 04:36 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmandazie on 17-01-2012 04:19 PM
Emma wentiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, abi na 4 Tv u c me now? You 4get when I be di climb okada?
hahahaha, body de fine oh! just bruises from glasses on ma face yesterday!

Emma its me Missy.... Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 17-01-2012 04:36 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmandazie at 17-01-2012 04:40 PM (8 years ago)
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Oh sorry, I be think say na Dissybabie,
But tell me how you take ressemble that babe wey be laugh me as I land in her houx after being soaked in mud by okada?Huh?Huh?? haaaaaaaaaaay, how life don change!
Posted: at 17-01-2012 04:40 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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