Romantic Dinner

Date: 20-01-2012 6:00 pm (12 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
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- at 20-01-2012 06:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and watched the couples around them, following their leads.

 He observed the couple next to him. The man lifted a sugar shaker towards his wife’s cup and said, "Sugar, sugar?"

 Joe thought this was great and continued to listen around the dining room.

 Another table over Joe observed the following. A man spooned out some honey out of a bowl for his wife and asked, "Honey, honey?" Again Joe thought this was good stuff.

 Finally, he cut off a piece of his meat, stared longingly into his young wife’s eyes and said, "Ham, pig?"

Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- queenrukky at 20-01-2012 06:12 PM (12 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 20-01-2012 06:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- mimibaby_5 at 20-01-2012 07:03 PM (12 years ago)
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pig  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 20-01-2012 07:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2012 10:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Hoihoihoihoihoi
Posted: at 20-01-2012 10:08 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 21-01-2012 10:59 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 21-01-2012 10:59 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 21-01-2012 03:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Wetin dey wife do
Posted: at 21-01-2012 03:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 21-01-2012 04:22 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
kai d wife go just sack am, na only him go dey sleep
Posted: at 21-01-2012 04:22 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jublow at 21-01-2012 04:24 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-01-2012 04:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 23-01-2012 07:33 AM (12 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 23-01-2012 07:33 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 23-01-2012 07:34 AM (12 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 23-01-2012 07:34 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 23-01-2012 10:01 AM (12 years ago)
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na joke be that Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2012 10:01 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 23-01-2012 10:27 AM (12 years ago)
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Noo na sing
Posted: at 23-01-2012 10:27 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 23-01-2012 11:08 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 21-01-2012 03:52 PM
Wetin dey wife do
watch out 4 part 2
Posted: at 23-01-2012 11:08 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 23-01-2012 02:21 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 23-01-2012 02:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 23-01-2012 04:25 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 23-01-2012 04:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 27-01-2012 02:34 PM (12 years ago)
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na me u dey look lyk dat?
Posted: at 27-01-2012 02:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 27-01-2012 02:42 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 27-01-2012 02:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 27-01-2012 04:11 PM (12 years ago)
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Pau pau ₹
Posted: at 27-01-2012 04:11 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jublow at 27-01-2012 06:15 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 27-01-2012 06:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fehinty at 27-01-2012 06:17 PM (12 years ago)
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ok. so wot happened? Roll Eyes
Posted: at 27-01-2012 06:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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