USA NO PASS NAIJA JOOR.....

Date: 23-01-2012 2:48 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Chinny Cruise
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USA NO PASS US JOOR... Afer all,

Dem get Mohammed Alli, we got Bash Alli.
Dem get T. pain, we got T.maya.
Dem get T.I, we got M.I.
Dem get 2-pac, we got 2-face.
Dem Get Beyonce, we get Omotola..
Dem get Lil wayne, We get Terry G..
They've got TIMBALAND nd we've got DON JAZZY!
Dey gat wiz khalifa, we gat wiz kid
Dem get Shakira, We get Genevive...
Dem get hollywood,we get nollywood
Dem gett Silicon valley, we got Computer village.
Dem get Macdonnalds, we got Mr. Biggs.
Dem get Las Vegas, we got Lasgidi.
Dem get Miami Beach, we got Lekki Beach.
Dem get Al paccino, we got Pete Edochie,
Dem Get Pirate of d Carribean, we get Pirate of Aba.
Dem get beauty and the beast we get bianca and ojukwu,
Dem get Mr bin, we got Mr ibu,
Dem get American Lotto, we got Baba Ijebu.
They fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram.
Dem get RIHANA and we get Chinny Cruise (me) hahahaha shut up joor... i no reach ?


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