365 times.

Date: 29-01-2012 2:32 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Ifeanyi
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A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

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- zeigbo at 29-01-2012 02:47 PM (12 years ago)
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- brownsuga007 at 29-01-2012 02:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 29-01-2012 02:47 PM
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