5 Friends lives in one apartment.

Date: 01-02-2012 8:55 am (12 years ago) | Author: Ken Obinna
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  5 Friends lives in one apartment. There names were: Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody, and Nobody.
Then, Somebody and Nobody started arguing over the remote control because Nobody wanted to watch news while Somebody wanted to watch football. All of a sudden Somebody killed Nobody. At that time Brain was in the bathroom, then Mad called the police. Mad said "is that police station?" The policeman said "yes, what is the matter?" The policeman asked. Mad said: "Somebody killed Nobody." Then policeman said, "are you mad?" Mad said "yes I am Mad how did you know my name sir?" Then, the policeman said: "did you have a brain?" Mad said: "Brain is in the bathroom." Then, the policeman said: "you are a fool." Mad said: "no sir, I'm not Fool, Fool is reading text messages from Nobody's phone to see if we can contact his familyor girlfriend," Then the policeman asked: "is there anybody else in that house?' Mad said: "Yes here is Brain." Brain said: "Hello, Brian speaking",The policeman said ''yes, what is the matter ?'' Brain said: Sir Somebody killed Nobody.
 
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Posted: at 1-02-2012 08:55 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- queenrukky at 1-02-2012 02:31 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Lips Sealed
Posted: at 1-02-2012 02:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- merem at 1-02-2012 04:29 PM (12 years ago)
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interesting  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-02-2012 04:29 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jublow at 1-02-2012 04:35 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm u try sha
Posted: at 1-02-2012 04:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 1-02-2012 08:50 PM (12 years ago)
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:'( :'( :'( :'(

Posted: at 1-02-2012 08:50 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ebohs at 1-02-2012 10:11 PM (12 years ago)
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this is interesting i,m laughing hard here
Posted: at 1-02-2012 10:11 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Beauti4 at 2-02-2012 01:15 AM (12 years ago)
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If I was the policeman I would have told these people that they are Fool of empty coconut head with dried water inside...  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-02-2012 01:15 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Kenwisdom at 2-02-2012 01:44 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on  1-02-2012 02:31 PM
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Lips Sealed
[size=12pt Sister why are u rolling your eyes na[/size]
Posted: at 2-02-2012 01:44 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kenwisdom at 2-02-2012 01:48 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: merem on  1-02-2012 04:29 PM
interesting  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
I can feel ur laugh  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-02-2012 01:48 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kenwisdom at 2-02-2012 01:50 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jublow on  1-02-2012 04:35 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm u try sha
Ok  Smiley : Cool
Posted: at 2-02-2012 01:50 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 2-02-2012 12:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Bongo Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 2-02-2012 12:02 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francsima404 at 2-02-2012 04:36 PM (12 years ago)
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This one na laugh. Nobody and somebody ahhhh..........Nigerian.
Posted: at 2-02-2012 04:36 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 2-02-2012 06:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 2-02-2012 06:31 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kelvin_babyboy at 2-02-2012 10:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmm.  15 year ago when my gRand pa. First joke. I tolD him its not funny. AnD Its posted. B4

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- kelvin_babyboy at 2-02-2012 10:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmm.  15 year ago when my gRand pa. First joke. I tolD him its not funny. AnD Its posted. B4

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- Beauti4 at 2-02-2012 10:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Oh really? So if you were the policeman, what would you have done?
Posted: at 2-02-2012 10:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Beauti4 at 2-02-2012 10:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  1-02-2012 08:50 PM
:'( :'( :'( :'(

wetin b this  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-02-2012 10:45 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- angelicluv at 4-02-2012 01:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jublow on  1-02-2012 04:35 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm u try sha
weti be sha, he try joo [/color][/b][/size]
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- Kingo4luv at 4-02-2012 01:26 PM (12 years ago)
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na joked be dis kind fing?
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- Kenwisdom at 4-02-2012 08:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: angelicluv on  4-02-2012 01:15 PM
weti be sha, he try joo
Big well done, for your comment
Posted: at 4-02-2012 08:24 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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