Why did Jay-Z and Beyoncé name their daughter Blue Ivy? Possibly because they are exceedingly wealthy celebrities for whom the act of procreation is chiefly an exercise in branding... or because "Blue Ivy" is a secret code revealing her membership in an ancient and all-powerful occult secret society. Which could it be??
The second one, right? Yes, definitely the second one. Lo, let us clue you in on the occult secrets behind the name "Blue Ivy," courtesy the well-respected and authoritative Twitter account "Katt Williams Parody":
I.V.Y. = Illuminati's Very Youngest B.L.U.E. = Born Living Under Evil. Blue Ivy spelt backwords (Eulb Yvi) = Latin for "Lucifers Daughter".[/b]
— Katt Williams Parody (@KattWiIlliams) January 8, 2012
Yep, that sounds legit to us. (Global Grind disagrees: "So GlobalGrind decided to look up EULB YVI, and to no one's surprise, the words EULB YVI don't exist in the Latin language - At ALL." Because the Illuminati removed them.)
But in case you're not convinced by Katt Williams Parody, or by the many videos on YouTube that corroborate the theory, Huffington Post provides an alternate explanation:
Linda Rosenkrankrantz, co-founder of Nameberry, adds that there was a jazz singer Ivy (aka Ivie) Anderson who sang with Duke Ellington. Do Beyonce and Jay-Z know her?
"Uncertain. But when I heard the name Blue I did think of Billie Holiday and Lady Sings the Blues," said Satran.
Yeahhhhhh. I dunno. Think I'm going with the Illuminati.
The photo below, see Jay-Z giving the signs/symbol of Illuminati. That one of its signs and also that of the EYE sign too, that is why you have to be careful of BIG BROTHER AFRICA and that of other country. Is nothing but to convert ppl to Lucifer. Hmmmm END TIME is close, be careful.
Posted: at 2-02-2012 03:33 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
People are jst 2 ignorant about dis meanwhile its so true. We al have to go against evil and nt ignore vital info like dis. So many people take these couples as their role model but with d truth knwn, we shuld divert our minds 4rm such...
Posted: at 2-02-2012 11:26 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Eulb Yvi means nothing in latin. Haba! wetin this couple do na? i learnt latin @ some point and ther is no latin word lyk Eulb yvi. all d same, i av never seen a blue ivy. thot they were green
Posted: at 3-02-2012 12:21 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
People are jst 2 ignorant about dis meanwhile its so true. We al have to go against evil and nt ignore vital info like dis. So many people take these couples as their role model but with d truth knwn, we shuld divert our minds 4rm such...
You right man.
Posted: at 3-02-2012 08:16 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Eulb Yvi means nothing in latin. Haba! wetin this couple do na? i learnt latin @ some point and ther is no latin word lyk Eulb yvi. all d same, i av never seen a blue ivy. thot they were green
ask them 4 me!!
my name is kebella ........yu already no that ...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!!
Posted: at 11-02-2012 02:29 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
if dem lik mak dem name d pikin devil hw he tak b my biznez no b their pikin? abegi if dem lik mak dem carry d pikin go hospital comot him heart put goat heart tak replace am or put wolf heart na their wahala b dat
IF U TINK D DEVIL IS A LIAR, THEN LET A GUY LIE TO U AND U WILL KNW DAT D DEVIL IS A LEANER ........
Posted: at 1-06-2012 01:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
People are jst 2 ignorant about dis meanwhile its so true. We al have to go against evil and nt ignore vital info like dis. So many people take these couples as their role model but with d truth knwn, we shuld divert our minds 4rm such...
IF U TINK D DEVIL IS A LIAR, THEN LET A GUY LIE TO U AND U WILL KNW DAT D DEVIL IS A LEANER ........
Posted: at 1-06-2012 01:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
........yu already no that 
...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!!
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