Who will be my Val?

      Unlike Olu maintain, who was looking for a wifey, I am searching for a Val even though their are possibilities that the relationship may lead to marriage, but don't keep your expections on high just yet. Like P-Diddy, I need a girl that I can be with for this Valentine.
 
Requirements:

1. Independent woman
2. segxwally adventurous
3. Must be more beautiful than Agbani Darego
4. Must be hotter than Nicki Minaj
5. Must be Tender-hearted, Loving and caring (TLC)
6. Must attain a degree higher than Secondary School leaving certificate
7. Must be single (Not Divorcee or had kids before)
8. Must be down-to-earth
9. Must have a good sense of humour
10.Must be ready to provide my needs always

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    ^{Application closes by 4:00pm today, so hurry and don't let this opportunity pass you by because real men like me are hard to find.}

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Posted: at 13-02-2012 12:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na wa oo..criteria to be ur val...fis is igirigimous

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Posted: at 13-02-2012 12:11 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Jealousy!!! Abeg, nor apply if u know say u nor fyn rch Agbani oooo

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Posted: at 13-02-2012 12:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  i fyn pass am o

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Posted: at 13-02-2012 12:19 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

u nor well o...i no fit submit application for ur desk..cos i got so many requests to handle bfor 4pm 

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Posted: at 13-02-2012 12:24 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

whada hell  wud i be looking for in ur office?   

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Posted: at 13-02-2012 12:30 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Lolz..Real man kor..fake man Ni... What happens to Amric na..mind u...i no wan apply..i got so many applications on my desk to choose from 

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Posted: at 13-02-2012 12:36 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

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Posted: at 13-02-2012 12:51 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

*u mst b ready 2 provide ma nidz alwayz*..na house gal abi na val u dey find...hmm..u go really wait taya no b small. Wish u well o.

Posted: at 13-02-2012 02:11 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

 

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Posted: at 13-02-2012 04:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac