How are you doing , I hope you are well. I am beginning to question what you have done for me lately. My left hand my left hand, my left hand, how many times did i call you. Kilode.
I have known you for so many years and I am beginning to wonder, if you have any made any impact in my life. lets not go there I know what i have used you for over the years,r lets not go there ojare. Owo osi ni ko ma lo ooooooo thats how I was thought ooo but come ooo , I mean look at the roll call of lefties in the world and I mean leaders as follows:
Barack Obama
John Mccain
Bill Clinton
George Bush Senior
Robert Deniro
Paul Mccartney
Prine Willam
Fidel Castro
Osama Bin Laden
Thomas Jefferson
Bart Simpson
Winston Churchill
Alexander the Great
Ki lo de ,The list is endless, come ooooooooo are there no famous Nigerian left handers anyway lets not go there.
Its like left handers are high achievers and My right hand seems to be making slow progess but i want more. I too I want to be President and I dont mean President of Facebook. I know I use my left hand for other things but how can I stop using my right hand and start using my left. Are left handers associated with extraordinary acheivements? Oya make we debate am and if you be leftie or rightie , no shaking it does not matter, me i just notice lefties get upper hand for this world, nothing do u , nothing wrong with that. My right hand, u better raise your game before you know it i go replace you with my left.
Regards
Obonjo
nb I typed this with both hands
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