Hunters

A couple of New hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

Posted: at 19-02-2012 07:04 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

FUNERAL

TOMORROW NA DE FUNERAL OF JONNY WALKER 0,u go hear dat de hunters go stab am with strong bows and u know wat?captain morgan na de investigator,and black lable na de witness.the cause of de problem na amstel by telling castle de secret between jack daniel and redds,red square heard then and spread the news.

Posted: at 20-02-2012 10:07 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie