Food has replaced sex in my life ... now I can't even get into my own pants!
2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood-alcohol content.
3. Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
4. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it ... so I said, "Implants?"
5. I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up fast.
6. Sign in a CHINESE Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."
7. I have my own little world. But it's OK ... they know me here.
8. I got a sweater for Christmas ... I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
10. I don't approve of political jokes ... I've seen too many of them get elected.
11. The most precious thing we have is life ... Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of handgrenades ...THAT'S A MESSAGE!
13. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
15. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
16. I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
17. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
18. If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
19. How come we choose from just two people to run for President and 50 for Miss America?
20. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
21. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
22. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
23. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"
24. The differences between snowmen and snow-women are snowballs.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 2-02-2009 12:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
meetbunmi at 2-02-2009 08:01 PM (16 years ago) (f)
too long
Posted: at 2-02-2009 08:01 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
rezimero at 14-02-2009 12:50 PM (16 years ago) (m)
all this ya jokes no dey make sense at all. wetin be dis? e be like say any joke wey as see your name as author, i no go open am again. RUBBISH, ARRANT NONSENSE!!!
Posted: at 14-02-2009 12:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
all this ya jokes no dey make sense at all. wetin be dis? e be like say any joke wey as see your name as author, i no go open am again. RUBBISH, ARRANT NONSENSE!!!
raziiiii don they vex ...oooooooo...who go give red oil drink now....
Posted: at 15-02-2009 01:28 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 09:38 AM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: rezimero on 14-02-2009 12:50 PM
all this ya jokes no dey make sense at all. wetin be dis? e be like say any joke wey as see your name as author, i no go open am again. RUBBISH, ARRANT NONSENSE!!!
Na by force? Rezi abeg go use sum of your drugs o!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 15-02-2009 09:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
darkaman4real at 15-02-2009 08:25 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: rezimero on 14-02-2009 12:50 PM
all this ya jokes no dey make sense at all. wetin be dis? e be like say any joke wey as see your name as author, i no go open am again. RUBBISH, ARRANT NONSENSE!!!
Abeg make una leave sillyjoker alone, im dey do what him know best, make una self do wetin una fit do. U know, just SHow urself for any where u dey.
Posted: at 15-02-2009 08:25 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
all this ya jokes no dey make sense at all. wetin be dis? e be like say any joke wey as see your name as author, i no go open am again. RUBBISH, ARRANT NONSENSE!!!
Abeg make una leave sillyjoker alone, im dey do what him know best, make una self do wetin una fit do. U know, just SHow urself for any where u dey.
u be telivision?
Posted: at 16-02-2009 02:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 16-02-2009 10:06 AM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 16-02-2009 02:38 AM
Quote from: darkaman4real on 15-02-2009 08:25 PM
Quote from: rezimero on 14-02-2009 12:50 PM
all this ya jokes no dey make sense at all. wetin be dis? e be like say any joke wey as see your name as author, i no go open am again. RUBBISH, ARRANT NONSENSE!!!
Abeg make una leave sillyjoker alone, im dey do what him know best, make una self do wetin una fit do. U know, just SHow urself for any where u dey.
u be telivision?
Emma which kind question be that na...? you see say your man Rezi dey mis-yarn you dey ask question. I dey provoke o! infact make I even leave this forum for una like Grin genius.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 16-02-2009 10:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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