Just Like Mom

Date: 02-02-2009 1:26 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 2-02-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next.

Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"

"No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"

"Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole mother?"

Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again.

"So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?"

Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends."

"Excellent!!! So,.... Are you and this girl engaged, yet?"

"I'm afraid not. My father can't stand her!"


Posted: at 2-02-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- meetbunmi at 2-02-2009 07:56 PM (15 years ago)
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d guy just no wan marry.
Posted: at 2-02-2009 07:56 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 2-02-2009 08:01 PM (15 years ago)
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the guy wan taste every every well well b4 in marry...
Posted: at 2-02-2009 08:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 3-02-2009 09:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: meetbunmi on  2-02-2009 07:56 PM
d guy just no wan marry.

No mind d guy... excuse too much.
Posted: at 3-02-2009 09:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- precious-k at 4-02-2009 02:02 PM (15 years ago)
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no mind de guy he one become kokomaster
Posted: at 4-02-2009 02:02 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- iphie at 4-02-2009 02:11 PM (15 years ago)
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den get serious family issues...next babe wey manny go get, him brodas nd sistas no go like am.........nd d 1 after dat him dog no go like am until manny enter ground..............ha ha ha ha ha
Posted: at 4-02-2009 02:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 4-02-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 4-02-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 4-02-2009 06:24 PM (15 years ago)
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watin happen na
Posted: at 4-02-2009 06:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 4-02-2009 09:23 PM (15 years ago)
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why na?
Posted: at 4-02-2009 09:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 8-02-2009 10:24 AM (15 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 8-02-2009 10:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 14-02-2009 10:43 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-02-2009 10:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 14-02-2009 11:09 AM (15 years ago)
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una dey take serious life mata take dey laff abi? anyway...
Posted: at 14-02-2009 11:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 14-02-2009 08:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Anyway wetin na?
Posted: at 14-02-2009 08:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 15-02-2009 12:51 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 14-02-2009 11:09 AM
una dey take serious life mata take dey laff abi? anyway...

which kin matter be that.. Grin
Posted: at 15-02-2009 12:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 10:21 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 15-02-2009 10:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-02-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 15-02-2009 12:51 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 14-02-2009 11:09 AM
una dey take serious life mata take dey laff abi? anyway...

which kin matter be that.. Grin
person wey no fit marry, dat guy no be problem e dey inside so?
Posted: at 15-02-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 15-02-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: herdeysohjy on 15-02-2009 03:15 PM
ok

Ok wetin na?
Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 16-02-2009 05:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 15-02-2009 02:51 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 15-02-2009 12:51 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 14-02-2009 11:09 AM
una dey take serious life mata take dey laff abi? anyway...

which kin matter be that.. Grin
person wey no fit marry, dat guy no be problem e dey inside so?

na by force to marry..make in dey single na.. Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2009 05:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-02-2009 06:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Wetin b dis na?
Posted: at 16-02-2009 06:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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