Akpos the Houseboy

Date: 28-03-2012 12:10 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Blessing Asibor
- at 28-03-2012 12:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Akpos is a houseboy who
drinks his Boss' wine then
adds water. His Boss became
suspicious & decided 2 change
the brand of his wine. As
usual, akpos drank from the
wine & topped it with water &
immediately the wine became
milky in color & he knew he
was in trouble.
When his Boss came back &
saw the changed wine, he
knew he had nailed akpos.
Akpos, knowing he was in
trouble, decided to stay in the
kitchen.
The boss, having told his wife
what he observed, now swung
into action.
"Akpos!", he called out from
the sitting room. He
answered: "Yes oga"
"Who drank my wine? Akpos
didn't answer.
Boss asked again, still no
answer.
Then His Boss went 2 the
kitchen 2 meet him there:
"Are you insane or what?why
when I called, u said "Yes
Oga" but when I asked you a
question, you don't answer me?
"Akpos replied, "hmm oga,
when you Dey inside kitchen, you
No ğõ understand anything at all except your name". "Is that
so?" asked his boss. "Okay, go
to the bar stand beside
Madam, while I go into the
kitchen, then, you ask me a
question".
Akpos accepted.
When his boss was in the
kitchen, he shouted: "oga?"
"Yes, akpos" Boss answered.
Akpos then asked,"Who Dey ğõ
for
Aunty Yetunde's
bedroom when Madam no Dey
house?" No answer. Akpos
shoutd again: "oga, I say who
dey sneak inside Aunty
Yetunde
room when madam no dey ?"
No answer.
The Boss ran back from the
kitchen shouting "Wonders
shall never end ooooo! Akpos,
It's true ooooo! when one is in
the kitchen, he doesn't hear
anything except one's name.
"The wife, now very angry,
interrupted, "That's not true.
It's a lie!"
Akpos asked if she would
enter the magic
kitchen & be tested, & she
agreed.
Akpos asked: " madam, who be
junior papa? Me
or My oga?" Madam too
rushed out of the kitchen.
"This kitchen needs to be
fumigated ooooo! I can't
understand anything. Akpos you
are right! Нahahahaha....

Posted: at 28-03-2012 12:10 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 28-03-2012 12:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Lol

Posted: at 28-03-2012 12:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- babelaylow at 28-03-2012 03:49 PM (12 years ago)
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make una pour am cool water
Posted: at 28-03-2012 03:49 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 28-03-2012 04:00 PM (12 years ago)
another remix, anyway booo Undecided
Posted: at 28-03-2012 04:00 PM (12 years ago) |
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- francischi at 28-03-2012 05:19 PM (12 years ago)
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abeg you try  Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 28-03-2012 05:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 28-03-2012 05:31 PM (12 years ago)
yes i know ,i always catch all of them
that post all the pb4.
Posted: at 28-03-2012 05:31 PM (12 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 28-03-2012 10:53 PM (12 years ago)
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dis joke don old but still funny

Posted: at 28-03-2012 10:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 30-03-2012 03:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 30-03-2012 03:42 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MacDaniel at 30-03-2012 03:59 PM (12 years ago)
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lol u dey crase Cheesy Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2012 03:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-03-2012 04:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmmm

Posted: at 30-03-2012 04:04 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 30-03-2012 09:41 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 30-03-2012 09:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 31-03-2012 10:29 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 31-03-2012 10:29 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-04-2012 06:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh

Posted: at 3-04-2012 06:59 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 3-04-2012 10:37 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 3-04-2012 10:37 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-04-2012 11:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Cool

Posted: at 3-04-2012 11:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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