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Date: 29-03-2012 1:18 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Adigun Titilayo
- at 29-03-2012 01:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect!
Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
Father-In-Law : U mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Man : Sir I only drink & smoke when i go to the club.
Father-In-Law : U club too?
Man : I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when i came out of prison.
Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison before? Omg!
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when i killed somebody.
Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer???
Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him.
Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the right man for my daughter.Have ur seat

Posted: at 29-03-2012 01:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 29-03-2012 01:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Copy copy no goodooooo
Posted: at 29-03-2012 01:27 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 29-03-2012 05:14 PM (12 years ago)
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gud but pb4
Posted: at 29-03-2012 05:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-03-2012 05:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmmm
Posted: at 29-03-2012 05:28 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 31-03-2012 11:14 PM (12 years ago)
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lol,gud joke.
Poster whr hav u been?
Posted: at 31-03-2012 11:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 31-03-2012 11:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Countdown to the Joke of the month.
Posted: at 31-03-2012 11:23 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 1-04-2012 12:31 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 1-04-2012 12:31 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 1-04-2012 07:47 AM (12 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 1-04-2012 07:47 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 1-04-2012 01:52 PM (12 years ago)
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who stole my joke Huh?
Posted: at 1-04-2012 01:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-04-2012 04:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  1-04-2012 01:52 PM
who stole my joke Huh?

wia u kip am b4 Huh?
Posted: at 1-04-2012 04:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 1-04-2012 05:12 PM (12 years ago)
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jossy na u i gave it naa 2 keep ... Hw come she stole it?
Posted: at 1-04-2012 05:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-04-2012 05:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  1-04-2012 05:12 PM
jossy na u i gave it naa 2 keep ... Hw come she stole it?


Na Emejuru u give am to kip joor................ abi u don 4get Huh?  no call my name dia again ooo
Posted: at 1-04-2012 05:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 1-04-2012 05:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Pacing
Posted: at 1-04-2012 05:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 1-04-2012 08:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  1-04-2012 05:26 PM

Na Emejuru u give am to kip joor................ abi u don 4get Huh?  no call my name dia again ooo
 
y u de deny me like dat naaa Angry
Posted: at 1-04-2012 08:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 1-04-2012 10:03 PM (12 years ago)
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una go gree shift make i pass?
Posted: at 1-04-2012 10:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- DonTouch at 1-04-2012 11:04 PM (12 years ago)
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dame, too funny
Posted: at 1-04-2012 11:04 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Teeteeylaryor at 2-04-2012 09:43 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 31-03-2012 11:14 PM
lol,gud joke.
Poster whr hav u been?
being around d corna
Posted: at 2-04-2012 09:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 2-04-2012 02:47 PM (12 years ago)
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bobobo
Posted: at 2-04-2012 02:47 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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