HAPI EASTER FRIENDS

Date: 06-04-2012 10:20 am (13 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
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- at 6-04-2012 10:20 AM (13 years ago)
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One day, an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot's cockpit when he saw a book entitled,"HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS, Volume 1 He opened the 1st page which said:"To start
the engine, press the red button.." He did so,and the airplane engine started..He was happy and opened the next page...:"To
set airplane moving, press the Green button.." He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed...He wanted to fly, so he
opened the 3rd page which said:"To let airplane fly, please press the White button.." He did so and the plane started to fly...He was
excited...!! After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go to the 4th page...............
He fainted after reading the instructions.....
The 4th page said:
"To learn how to land a plane, please
purchase Volume 2 at the nearest
bookshop...!!....
GOOD FRIDAY

Posted: at 6-04-2012 10:20 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
- chummyli at 6-04-2012 10:25 AM (13 years ago)
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Hahahahahahaaa! Nice one. Hapieasta2u2
Posted: at 6-04-2012 10:25 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 6-04-2012 10:38 AM (13 years ago)
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same 2 u dear
Posted: at 6-04-2012 10:38 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 6-04-2012 10:43 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin ;DAbeg I no wan die for laffffffff. Happy ester
Posted: at 6-04-2012 10:43 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 6-04-2012 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin...hapi easter swit...
Posted: at 6-04-2012 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 6-04-2012 11:40 AM (13 years ago)
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u try ooo......so hw u take land naa..........na for desert or bush wia d plane crash don pick u abi............shaiii...thank god u stil alive
Nice joke Queen... u ar crazy funny Grin
 
Posted: at 6-04-2012 11:40 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Godilite at 6-04-2012 11:43 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on  6-04-2012 10:20 AM
One day, an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot's cockpit when he saw a book entitled,"HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS, Volume 1 He opened the 1st page which said:"To start
the engine, press the red button.." He did so,and the airplane engine started..He was happy and opened the next page...:"To
set airplane moving, press the Green button.." He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed...He wanted to fly, so he
opened the 3rd page which said:"To let airplane fly, please press the White button.." He did so and the plane started to fly...He was
excited...!! After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go to the 4th page...............
He fainted after reading the instructions.....
The 4th page said:
"To learn how to land a plane, please
purchase Volume 2 at the nearest
bookshop...!!....
GOOD FRIDAY
I heard this yoke first in Primary 4. Bt Good Friday 2. Stil kul
Posted: at 6-04-2012 11:43 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- queenrukky at 6-04-2012 11:46 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  6-04-2012 11:40 AM
u try ooo......so hw u take land naa..........na for desert or bush wia d plane crash don pick u abi............shaiii...thank god u stil alive
Nice joke Queen... u ar cr*zy funny Grin
 
lolz...i land 4 inside naijapals...
Posted: at 6-04-2012 11:46 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 6-04-2012 11:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Godilite on  6-04-2012 11:43 AM
I heard this yoke first in Primary 4. Bt Good Friday 2. Stil kul
hv u 4goten ure still in p.4?or u want make i restart ur brain
Posted: at 6-04-2012 11:47 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Godilite at 6-04-2012 11:54 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on  6-04-2012 11:47 AM
hv u 4goten ure still in p.4?or u want make i restart ur brain
Tongue
Posted: at 6-04-2012 11:54 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- queenrukky at 6-04-2012 12:12 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Wink
Posted: at 6-04-2012 12:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- youngrashy at 6-04-2012 04:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Na me write dis joke 4 ram
Posted: at 6-04-2012 04:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 6-04-2012 05:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 6-04-2012 05:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 6-04-2012 05:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 6-04-2012 05:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 6-04-2012 05:45 PM (13 years ago)
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We need psycho dr hia urgently cos I think francischi don de kolo
Posted: at 6-04-2012 05:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 6-04-2012 05:59 PM (13 years ago)
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@Queenrukky, nice one u made me laugh.
Posted: at 6-04-2012 05:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 6-04-2012 06:25 PM (13 years ago)
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K
Posted: at 6-04-2012 06:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 7-04-2012 10:58 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on  6-04-2012 05:59 PM
@Queenrukky, nice one u made me laugh.
TANX
Posted: at 7-04-2012 10:58 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 7-04-2012 10:58 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on  6-04-2012 05:28 PM
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Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 7-04-2012 10:58 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- tesboy at 7-04-2012 01:02 PM (13 years ago)
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HAPPY SATURDAY
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