(1) "we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria" ...Information Minister Labaran Maku. (2) "you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite"...Bakin Zuwo. (3) "Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria"...GEJ (4) " I will water your school and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh Kalu (5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn"...GEJ (6) "I will rather kill myself than commit sucide"..Dame Jonathan (7) "I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umoru Dikko. (9) "Telephone is not meant for the poor"..David Mark (10) "The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States" - Yakubu Gowon (11) "school is not meant for the poor, only for the rich"..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim (12) "At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly"..Diezeani Madueke. (13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria"...Obasanjo (14)..."The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny"..Mallam isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State. (15).."On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family".. Dame Jonathan. (16).."We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result"...Chris Uba (17).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment"...Dame Jonathan (18)..."I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan.
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Posted: at 6-06-2013 11:24 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
EmekaBlue at 6-06-2013 12:45 PM (10 years ago) (m)
(3) "Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria"...GEJ...................."Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn"...GEJ!!!!! Doesnt sound like a blunder but defensive encouragement
Posted: at 6-06-2013 12:45 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
POSTER,U MUST BE A BASTARD BY SAYING THAT ORJI UZOR KALU MADE THE ABOVE COMMENT,IF U MUST KNOW,THE COMMENTS WARE MADE BY ALHAJI GARUBA BAKO,AN HAUSA COW HIGHEST SELLER IN UMUAHIA,AT GARIKI CATTLE MARKET,UMUAHIA ,IN 1992 WHEN HE WANTED TO CONTEST FOR UMUAHIA LGA CHAIRMANSHIP.SO STOP SAYING WHAT U ARE NOT SURE OF.THESE ARE SOME OF HIS POLITICAL MANIFESTOES.YOWAA,TOOHH MADILA,IF UNA VOTE FOR ME,I GO WATER UNA,KROTA UNA,FIRE UNA,PUMP UNA AND NAMA UNA AND COW UNA
Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:00 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
POSTER,U MUST BE A BASTARD BY SAYING THAT ORJI UZOR KALU MADE THE ABOVE COMMENT,IF U MUST KNOW,THE COMMENTS WARE MADE BY ALHAJI GARUBA BAKO,AN HAUSA COW HIGHEST SELLER IN UMUAHIA,AT GARIKI CATTLE MARKET,UMUAHIA ,IN 1992 WHEN HE WANTED TO CONTEST FOR UMUAHIA LGA CHAIRMANSHIP.SO STOP SAYING WHAT U ARE NOT SURE OF.THESE ARE SOME OF HIS POLITICAL MANIFESTOES.YOWAA,TOOHH MADILA,IF UNA VOTE FOR ME,I GO WATER UNA,KROTA UNA,FIRE UNA,PUMP UNA,NAMA UNA AND COW UNA
POSTER,U MUST BE A BASTARD BY SAYING THAT ORJI UZOR KALU MADE THE ABOVE COMMENTS,IF U MUST KNOW,THE COMMENTS WERE MADE BY ALHAJI GARUBA BAKO,AN HAUSA COW HIGHEST SELLER IN UMUAHIA,AT GARIKI CATTLE MARKET,UMUAHIA ,IN 1992 WHEN HE WANTED TO CONTEST FOR UMUAHIA LGA CHAIRMANSHIP.SO STOP SAYING WHAT U ARE NOT SURE OF.THESE ARE SOME OF HIS POLITICAL MANIFESTOES.YOWAA,TOOHH MADILA,IF UNA VOTE FOR ME,I GO WATER UNA,KROTA UNA,FIRE UNA,PUMP UNA,NAMA UNA AND COW UNA
Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:05 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
sophiebaby at 6-06-2013 01:25 PM (10 years ago) (f)
Quote from: isbigo on 6-06-2013 01:00 PM
POSTER,U MUST BE A BASTARD BY SAYING THAT ORJI UZOR KALU MADE THE ABOVE COMMENT,IF U MUST KNOW,THE COMMENTS WARE MADE BY ALHAJI GARUBA BAKO,AN HAUSA COW HIGHEST SELLER IN UMUAHIA,AT GARIKI CATTLE MARKET,UMUAHIA ,IN 1992 WHEN HE WANTED TO CONTEST FOR UMUAHIA LGA CHAIRMANSHIP.SO STOP SAYING WHAT U ARE NOT SURE OF.THESE ARE SOME OF HIS POLITICAL MANIFESTOES.YOWAA,TOOHH MADILA,IF UNA VOTE FOR ME,I GO WATER UNA,KROTA UNA,FIRE UNA,PUMP UNA AND NAMA UNA AND COW UNA
Bro easy.. its for fun nothing more....
On behalf of 20 million naira.. I donate my Family... Dame will not kill me
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:25 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
POSTER,U MUST BE A BASTARD BY SAYING THAT ORJI UZOR KALU MADE THE ABOVE COMMENTS,IF U MUST KNOW,THE COMMENTS WERE MADE BY ALHAJI GARUBA BAKO,AN HAUSA COW HIGHEST SELLER IN UMUAHIA,AT GARIKI CATTLE MARKET,UMUAHIA ,IN 1992 WHEN HE WANTED TO CONTEST FOR UMUAHIA LGA CHAIRMANSHIP.SO STOP SAYING WHAT U ARE NOT SURE OF.THESE ARE SOME OF HIS POLITICAL MANIFESTOES.YOWAA,TOOHH MADILA,IF UNA VOTE FOR ME,I GO WATER UNA,KROTA UNA,FIRE UNA,PUMP UNA,NAMA UNA AND COW UNA
Mr 'commenter' u re jst an idiot dat deserve 2 be ignore
4 dat I rest my case
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Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:37 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Until I see someone eating out of the gutters
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