Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders (Page 3)

Date: 06-06-2013 11:24 am (8 years ago) | Author: samuel
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- nnamen at 6-06-2013 05:09 PM (8 years ago)
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Hahahahaha Dame Jona won my heart abet...hers was real comedy but the rest, bunch of foolish pple especially d idiot that said d coppers are meant to die? na only GOD ALMIGHTY who alone sits on the throne in heaven will answer you on behalf of that statement..
Posted: at 6-06-2013 05:09 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- steveoneal at 6-06-2013 05:36 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  6-06-2013 04:32 PM
abegiii.. who amongst them didn't go to university or polytechnic? who amongst them isnt well educated.. who amongst them doesnt have an honorary Degree? do u thhink been educated and going to school is all about speaking another man lingua or isaying new words on the marbles? is The first lady not a degree holder? if am nt mistaken she is addressed as Dr/Professor/ etc.. so please stop blabbing abt what Orji uzor Kalu said ... we are all here to learn and laugh as well..  Grin Grin Grin still cant stop laughing at on behalf of 20 million naira.. i donate my family  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
sophie , you and this your mouth,,,, no burst person for here oo,, i donate my family,,, very funny indeed
Posted: at 6-06-2013 05:36 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- isbigo at 6-06-2013 06:00 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  6-06-2013 01:25 PM
Bro easy.. its for fun nothing more.... Grin Grin Grin Grin

On behalf of 20 million naira.. I donate my Family...  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Dame will not kill me  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
SOPHIE MY BABY,U ARE RIGHT,BUT SOME TIMES,THESE POSTERS CAN POST WHAT THEY ARE NOT SURE OF. AS AN ABIAN, UMUAHIA IS MY HOME,AND I WAS IN NIGERIA WHEN ALHAJI BAKO MADE ALL THESE COMMENTS,WHEN HE WAS PRESENTING HIS POLITICAL MANIFESTOES TO UMUAHIA PEOPLE IN THE STADIUM,WHEN HE WAS CONTESTING FOR THE CHAIRMANSHIP
Posted: at 6-06-2013 06:00 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- interpo777 at 6-06-2013 06:03 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin..chaiii  mrs president can  kill with her blunders
Posted: at 6-06-2013 06:03 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- isbigo at 6-06-2013 06:10 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: mary11 on  6-06-2013 01:37 PM
Mr 'commenter' u re jst an idiot dat deserve 2 be ignore

4 dat I rest my case
I DONT BLAME U ILLITERATE COWARD.BORN BY AN OGOGORO MAN.I KNOW THAT U COME FROM A FAMILY THAT IS VERY BACKWARD IN LEARNING AND UNDERSTANDING.SO WHEN U GET HOME,TELL UR ILLITERATE FATHER THAT HE IS AND IDIOT. DONT FORGET TO TELL UR HELPLESS MOTHER THAT SHE IS AN IDIOT.AND AFTER THAT,U CAN COME AND SUCK MY SHIT.U BLOODY SON OF A BITCH
Posted: at 6-06-2013 06:10 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- henryco at 6-06-2013 06:10 PM (8 years ago)
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SO  NA  UNI  PORT  OUR  FIRST  LADY  GO,,  SHE  TRY  WELL  WELL,,  THEM  SAY  THAT  WOMAN  NO  WAN  HERE  WHEN  SHE  SPEAK  ENGLISH,,
Posted: at 6-06-2013 06:10 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- isbigo at 6-06-2013 06:19 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: mary11 on  6-06-2013 01:37 PM
Mr 'commenter' u re jst an idiot dat deserve 2 be ignore

4 dat I rest my case
AM NOT SURPRISED AT U BECAUSE UR WRITING SIGNIFIED THAT U ARE THE WORST ILLITERATE IN THIS SOCIAL SITE,U BETTER GO BACK AND FINISH UR PRIMARY 6,B4 FOOLING URSELF INTO THIS SITE TO MESS URSELF UP.. U SYCOPHANT
Posted: at 6-06-2013 06:19 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nzewyte at 6-06-2013 06:22 PM (8 years ago)
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Posted: at 6-06-2013 06:22 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nzewyte at 6-06-2013 06:23 PM (8 years ago)
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Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool

Posted: at 6-06-2013 06:23 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nzewyte at 6-06-2013 06:25 PM (8 years ago)
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My ribs r aching wit laughter.... So damn funny...

Posted: at 6-06-2013 06:25 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nzewyte at 6-06-2013 06:26 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: isbigo on  6-06-2013 06:19 PM
AM NOT SURPRISED AT U BECAUSE UR WRITING SIGNIFIED THAT U ARE THE WORST ILLITERATE IN THIS SOCIAL SITE,U BETTER GO BACK AND FINISH UR PRIMARY 6,B4 FOOLING URSELF INTO THIS SITE TO MESS URSELF UP.. U SYCOPHANT
Hey guys, wht s d beef all abt?

Posted: at 6-06-2013 06:26 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- henryco at 6-06-2013 06:34 PM (8 years ago)
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A  NIGERIAN  WOMAN  NAME  MAUREEN  ADA  OTUYA,,  WHO  WAS  BEATING  BRUTALY  BY  A  SPAINISH  MAN  IN  BILBAO  SPAIN  DEAD  YESTERDAY  AFTER  THREE  DAYS  IN  COMA,,,,  WHERE  IS  OUR  GOVERMENT    EVEN  IF  THIS  GIRL  IS  A  PROSTITUTE  IT  DOESING  MATTER  SHE  IS  A  HUMAN  JUST  LIKE  YOU  AND  ME  AND  IT  COULD  BE  ANYBODY  SISTHER,,,,
Posted: at 6-06-2013 06:34 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- isbigo at 6-06-2013 06:42 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: winace on  6-06-2013 01:32 PM
Don't tell him to take it easy. He is always like dat. Rubbish
TO U WIN ASS OR WHAT EVER U CALL UR FU.CKIN SELF, HAVE U SEEN HOW U HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY TROUBLE. I DONT WANNA GO FULLY TO EXCHANGING SOME WORDS WITH U.BUT I WILL GIVE U LITTLE WORDS NOW.IF UR STATE IS GOOD IN PRODUCING ILLITERATES AS GOVERNORS,PLS MY STATE IS NOT GOOD IN DOING SO
Posted: at 6-06-2013 06:42 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- spays at 6-06-2013 06:43 PM (8 years ago)
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woah wat will icalll dis POST FIGHT
Posted: at 6-06-2013 06:43 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- KmoneyGLM at 6-06-2013 06:47 PM (8 years ago)
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LWKMD Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-06-2013 06:47 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- flames4u at 6-06-2013 07:00 PM (8 years ago)
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v.funy bt i  no go laf...hahahaha na slap 4 dem face o
Posted: at 6-06-2013 07:00 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- cocoeni at 6-06-2013 07:01 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-06-2013 07:01 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- moniconyez at 6-06-2013 07:05 PM (8 years ago)
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(15).."On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my
family".. Dame Jonathan.
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

(17).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for
responding to treatment"...Dame Jonathan
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

(18)..."I can see camera people, are they going to
televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan.
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Aunty PATIE ESSY OOOO
Posted: at 6-06-2013 07:05 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- 9jabreed at 6-06-2013 07:07 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: moni4real on  6-06-2013 03:42 PM
RUBBISH, NONSENSE, ORJI UZO KALU IS WELL EDUCATED, HE CAN NOT SPEAK IN THAT MANNER OK, POSTER GO TO HELL
Shut your dirty mouth. Learn to appreciate. Batt

Posted: at 6-06-2013 07:07 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moniconyez at 6-06-2013 07:13 PM (8 years ago)
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I Mean Aunty PATIE EASY OOOO
Posted: at 6-06-2013 07:13 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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