Yoruba Mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI,IFOTI,IGBAJU,IGBARUN,IFORUN,IFAKUN,ILADI,ABARA. Ds slaps will make u think u were adopted. IGBATI will make u correct ur wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is,u will confess ur sins on the spot. IGBARUN,IGBAJU and IFORUN will make u expose those who committed the crime with u without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make u pee in your new pants. Now,ABARA is the worst...And apart from IGBAJU,we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When u receive dat one, you'll lose balance and ur head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit u. Ds will make u do all d actions of the other slaps above at once. OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT).
Posted: at 5-04-2014 06:31 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
LOL. Guy, which one u dey sef? first of all, dat Yoruba mothers are best in child upbringing- I say, thanks for d compliment...but me I no dey give all doz nonsense slaps wey u talk 2ndly, its "oloyin" not oloyi (meaning -honey) 3rdly, ds ur yoke na PB5 sef
Posted: at 5-04-2014 09:03 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
brightossy at 5-04-2014 06:29 PM (10 years ago) (m)
Quote from: alabi22 on 5-04-2014 09:03 AM
LOL. Guy, which one u dey sef? first of all, dat Yoruba mothers are best in child upbringing- I say, thanks for d compliment...but me I no dey give all doz nonsense slaps wey u talk 2ndly, its "oloyin" not oloyi (meaning -honey) 3rdly, ds ur yoke na PB5 sef
C as u spoil my sweet joke, chai!
Posted: at 5-04-2014 06:29 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
poster are you talking from experience so? which and which have you be taken from your mom when you,re a kid? talk true oooooo'me hear say you dey stubborn small
Posted: at 8-04-2014 04:19 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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