INTRO: In the land of NP and the time of funnyhub the destiny of the jokes section rests
on the shoulders of a young boy(or man, as the
case may be) His name,
justmak
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_Akpors took his girlfriend out for lunch and
ordered for a hot pepperish peppersoup, after they
were done eating with their BARE hands of
course. Akpors went to the toilet to ease himself,
when he came back they started chatting and
after sometime he started feeling pepper pepper
around his 'gentleman's area'{which was as a
result of touching his ***** with his pepper
infected fingers}. He tried to ignore it but it grew
worse and worse and pain was clearly written on
his face. His Date asked what was wrong and
Akpors couldn't control it any longer, with a
tearful face he shouted 'my thing is on fire' the
girl was stil asking 'what thing??' so Akpors just
stormed out of there in pain looking for relief
anywhere. Watchout for episode 2
EPISODE 2
continued.. . . . .
Akpors being a police sergent by profession was
supposed to be on duty on the day of the
incident. So he rushed home amidst his pain and
quickly put on his khaki uniform and went 2 the
station. He was still undergoing serious pain when
he got there and was almost out of control. So
he sat down in the visitors seat and was just
fanning himself. He removed his gun and kept it
aside, unbuttoned his shirt and threw his cap and
kept on fanning himself. Unknown to Akpors the
commisioner of police was to pay a visit to their
station on that day. After sometime the
commissioner arrived and saw Akpors and the
state of things. O boy Akpors don enter soup
o....see what happens in episode 3
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EPISODE 3
As the commissioner came in he was wondering
which irresponsible person was on duty. Akpors in
his misery couldnt even recognize the person
before him. The commissioner started shouting
who was on duty and ignorant Akpors replied 'Its
me who are you and what do you want here, eh
abi you want make i put you for cell? This one
wey you come here they shout anyhow so, you no
they fear face'
.as a result of whatever the comissioner's body
guards did to him. . . . . AKPORS WENT INTO COMA !!!
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EPISODE 4
After Akpors wakes up from his coma with his
ever faithful girlfriend(vicky) by his bedside. He is
faced with a new problem- employment as he has
been fired from the police force. After some
weeks of job hunting he finally found a job as a
teacher in umukoro development community
primary school(UDCPS). He was doing well with
his new job until one day something
happened.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
to disk 5!!
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EPISODE 5
one faithful day after school hours , Akpan one of
Akpors' students was having problem putting on
his shoes so Akpors went to help him. Akpors
managed to untie all the laces of the shoe and
struggled to slip it into the boy's leg. After about
15 minutes the shoe was on and Akpors was
eager to go home when he heard Akpans
annoying voice saying ' uncle my sweet is inside
the shoe'. On hearing this Akpors told the boy to
go like that but he refused. So Akpors summoned
the last ounce of patience in him and removed
the shoe and gave the boy his sweet and put it
back on which took about 20minutes. After
Akpors was through he was about to go when the
boy said ' the shoes are on the wrong legs' .
Akpors almost slapped the boy but he bearly
managed to control himself and switch the shoes
which took about 10 minutes. Once again Akpors
was about to go when Akpan says ' uncle, this is
even my younger brother's shoes, my own is in
my bag'. akpos gave the boy a very dirty slap,akpos got arested
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AKPORS' TRIAL STARTS NEXT WEEK!!
EPISODE 6
After much delay, Akpors' case was finally heard
and sadly enough Akpors was sentenced to 3
years imprisonment with hard labour for child
abuse. Anyhow sha, Akpors got into prison and
soon started getting used to prison life but he
missed home, his friends and his girlfriend. Now
Akpors was fond of getting into bad company and
this case was no difference. His cell mate by
name Twale started putting ideas of prison break
into Akpors' head constantly with his obsession
of Micheal Scofield. Akpors soon
consented. . . . . .
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EPISODE 7
Soon Akpors, Twale and other inmates got
together and carefuly planned on how to stage a
successful prison break. This was their strategy,
unlike in Micheal Scofield's case there were no
tunnels in this prison except for soak-away lines
which was not an option. Their only option was
that unlike fox river prison, there was only one
way out of this prison, and it was constantly
guarded at night. So Akpors and Twale suggested
they would all grab anything big, huge and long
and attack the prison guards unawares at night
when they were asleep. The d-day came with the
huge task ahead, so as they all matched to the
guarded gate ready to beat living daylight out of
the guards, they were stunned by what they saw.
The gate was completely deserted with no guards
present, so since the guards were not there and
their original plan could not be done as
anticipated. They decided to go back to their cells
till the day that the guards were present.
THE END OF
THE ADVENTURES OF AKPORS. SEASON 1.
Executive producer
justmak
Producer
justmak
Camera man
hollyboss
Custume/makeup
misspanky
CAST
Akpor'ajanni
Akpors' girlfriend- rakelly
Twale- expertheif
Police commissioner-stephen
Akpan-zeigbo
Other prison inmates
tossy,jossy etc
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