QUESTIONS YOU MIGHT BE ASKED IF YOU ARE A BLACK IN RUSSIA (Page 3)

     I have spent almost 2 years in Russia and everyday I get to know and understand them better.they have a lot of nice guys over here but also very stupid(sorry for using this word but I just had to)............ THIS WHAT I MEAN
                                                                                                                                                                                                              RUSSIAN:IS IT TRUE THAT YOU LIVE ON TREES IN AFRICA?
          MY ANSWER:YEAH IT'S TRUE AND YOUR EMBASSY TOGETHER WITH YOUR AMBASSADOR ARE ON THE HIGHEST TREE
          RUSSIAN:DO YOU SPEAK IN AFRICAN LANGUAGE?
          MY ANSWER:WHAT THE HELL IS AFRICAN LANGUAGE?AFRICA IS NOT A COUNTRY BUT A CONTINENT........AND WE SPEAK DIFFERENT LANGUAGES
          RUSSIAN:DO YOU HAVE GIRLS IN AFRICA?
          MY ANSWER:NO WE DON'T MY MOM IS A MAN AND MY DAD TOO AND THE GUY SAYS REALLY AND I SAY YEAH AND HE BELIEVES
          RUSSIAN:HOW DID YOU COME TO RUSSIA?
          MY ANSWER:BY FOOT AND IT TOOK ME 6 MONTHS(HE OPENS HIS MOUTH WIDELY IN ASTONISHMENT BUT BELIEVES)
These are the kind of Questions am asked almost everyday believe it or not.Please don't get me wrong these doesn't apply to all of them but the stupid guys............so guys don't be surprised when you come visiting and your asked such questions