Fashion Court: "The Sun's" Fashion Offenders Of The Week

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at 02:56 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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As usual, we are out arresting those committing fashion crimes and handing them fines on the spot.

Mobile porn

Girlfriend, the moral code states: “Dress the way you want to be addressed.” If we were to make a quick summary of what you are wearing, we would describe this as beyond sexy, because this is an outrageous sex appeal and we think you have pushed it too far. If we need to watch a porn movie, we would be discreet enough to watch it in our bedrooms and not in public.
You are to pay N5 million fine.


Open booth

We were so livid when we saw this outfit, because the fashion scene is already bidding farewell to the low-rise trend. We actually heaved a sigh of relief when a new bill was signed in the National Assembly recently on low rise jeans. But what we don’t understand is the motive behind this style. Are there no belts in the country? Why would you deliberately open your booth for every Tom, Dick and Harry to peek through? You have been fined the sum of N2 million, which must be paid before sunrise


Lacy affair

Girlfriend, you shouldn’t have bothered wearing anything at all. We were told you did this because you were following the lace trend and in the process violated the extant dressing code. Section 278(21) states: “You don’t do all the trend on the runway”. There are other ways you could have worn this and still look decent and trendy. For flagrantly flouting the fashion law, you have been fined N1.5 million.  tomorrow, or….


Flimsy

We don’t understand why a full grown adult would go to the market and pick what is meant for a 12-year-old. Aunty, with those unevenly toned laps and dark patches, this is just too flimsy and cheap. With all the authority bestowed on this court, this dress will remain in our custody until we figure out what to do with it. You will be granted bail on the following conditions: Produce two sureties that are renowned missionaries and two Islamic clerics with property on Victoria Island and in Ikoyi


‘Press’ release

Honestly, you don’t need this press release to make a fashion statement. With your style of hair and make-up, you need not try too hard to make an impression. Your bosom  release is contempt of style proceedings and you have been fined N3 million.


Sexy mama

With all due respect, you have been charged with style assault and make-up crime. When age is catching up on you, you should beware of the kind of clothes you wear. Grandma, we think you should just retire and let your teenage daughters continue from where you stopped.
This court hereby confiscates the LBD and your make-up kit. Henceforth, you are mandated to wear strictly iro and buba and no make-up, please
HOPEA23 at 03:01 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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which kind women be all these ones self...dem nor get taste..?all in the name of dressing..see pix number two..see her dirty yansh..poster bring all of dem to my school..lemme teach dem a lesson..on how to dress...lol.

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whome at 03:42 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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They all look razz
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KINGJHOE at 03:51 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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HEEEEEEEEEEE
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KINGJHOE at 04:01 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: nametalkam on 02:56 PM, 29 May 11
As usual, we are out arresting those committing fashion crimes and handing them fines on the spot.

Mobile porn

Girlfriend, the moral code states: “Dress the way you want to be addressed.” If we were to make a quick summary of what you are wearing, we would describe this as beyond sexy, because this is an outrageous sex appeal and we think you have pushed it too far. If we need to watch a porn movie, we would be discreet enough to watch it in our bedrooms and not in public.
You are to pay N5 million fine.THEY ARE EVEN UGLY


Open booth

We were so livid when we saw this outfit, because the fashion scene is already bidding farewell to the low-rise trend. We actually heaved a sigh of relief when a new bill was signed in the National Assembly recently on low rise jeans. But what we don’t understand is the motive behind this style. Are there no belts in the country? Why would you deliberately open your booth for every Tom, Dick and Harry to peek through? You have been fined the sum of N2 million, which must be paid before sunrise


Lacy affair

Girlfriend, you shouldn’t have bothered wearing anything at all. We were told you did this because you were following the lace trend and in the process violated the extant dressing code. Section 278(21) states: “You don’t do all the trend on the runway”. There are other ways you could have worn this and still look decent and trendy. For flagrantly flouting the fashion law, you have been fined N1.5 million.  tomorrow, or….


Flimsy

We don’t understand why a full grown adult would go to the market and pick what is meant for a 12-year-old. Aunty, with those unevenly toned laps and dark patches, this is just too flimsy and cheap. With all the authority bestowed on this court, this dress will remain in our custody until we figure out what to do with it. You will be granted bail on the following conditions: Produce two sureties that are renowned missionaries and two Islamic clerics with property on Victoria Island and in Ikoyi


‘Press’ release

Honestly, you don’t need this press release to make a fashion statement. With your style of hair and make-up, you need not try too hard to make an impression. Your bosom  release is contempt of style proceedings and you have been fined N3 million.


Sexy mama

With all due respect, you have been charged with style assault and make-up crime. When age is catching up on you, you should beware of the kind of clothes you wear. Grandma, we think you should just retire and let your teenage daughters continue from where you stopped.
This court hereby confiscates the LBD and your make-up kit. Henceforth, you are mandated to wear strictly iro and buba and no make-up, please
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vantheo at 04:11 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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lol check out d sexy mama. Lol

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igbonnanna at 04:15 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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they look cute. lol
 Cool just take away, not take in!
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xena15 at 04:19 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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Why r they looking so dirty??

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igbonnanna at 04:22 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on 04:19 PM, 29 May 11
Why r they looking so dirty??

dirty ke?
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thowbee at 04:25 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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hmmm...the outfits r not the problem cuz I can wear them all..............the only thing u need to pull off some of these outfits is a belt and a Nood bra...and ofcourse who ever told them that, the Queen Jezebel make-up was working needs to be shot!
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lovely09 at 04:31 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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They aren't even pretty! I wonder why some people don't look in the mirror b4 leaving the house.
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rolifaith at 04:33 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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stupid way of dressing
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trolling at 04:34 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: lovely09 on 04:31 PM, 29 May 11
They aren't even pretty! I wonder why some people don't look in the mirror b4 leaving the house.
so whats lovely?
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maryclaret at 04:37 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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Lol.  Grin  Grin  Grin And I bet in their minds they thought they were doing it real big, looking fly. hehehehe

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KINGJHOE at 04:38 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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MEN , NA WETIN REMAIN FOR NAIJA?NA WAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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maryclaret at 04:40 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: thowbee on 04:25 PM, 29 May 11
hmmm...the outfits r not the problem cuz I can wear them all..............the only thing u need to pull off some of these outfits is a belt and a Nood bra...and ofcourse who ever told them that, the Queen Jezebel make-up was working needs to be shot!

LOL: Queen Jezebel indeed. I don't know why some women feel the need to empty all the makeup in the world on their faces. No wonder they call it "pancake" lol


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ezecyyyy at 04:41 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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hmmm...the outfits r not the problem cuz I can wear them all..............the only thing u need to pull off some of these outfits is a belt and a Nood bra...and ofcourse who ever told them that, the Queen Jezebel make-up was working needs to be shot!



Since the outfits are not the problem and u can wear them all why not upload ur own pics let's see as we have seen these once now......I don't really think that this type of dressing attracts men to start with.
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thowbee at 04:44 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: maryclaret on 04:40 PM, 29 May 11
Quote from: thowbee on 04:25 PM, 29 May 11
hmmm...the outfits r not the problem cuz I can wear them all..............the only thing u need to pull off some of these outfits is a belt and a Nood bra...and ofcourse who ever told them that, the Queen Jezebel make-up was working needs to be shot!

LOL: Queen Jezebel indeed. I don't know why some women feel the need to empty all the makeup in the world on their faces. No wonder they call it "pancake" lol



dunno wat its called tho...buh it looks like they poured it on the floor and rolled over it....and they need a talking mirror obviously...
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thowbee at 04:46 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: ezecyyyy on 04:41 PM, 29 May 11
hmmm...the outfits r not the problem cuz I can wear them all..............the only thing u need to pull off some of these outfits is a belt and a Nood bra...and ofcourse who ever told them that, the Queen Jezebel make-up was working needs to be shot!



Since the outfits are not the problem and u can wear them all why not upload ur own pics let's see as we have seen these once now......I don't really think that this type of dressing attracts men to start with.

y wld anyone wanna dress for anyone??...i seriously missed whatever point u were tryna make.....dunno y u wanna see ma pictures......every dress has a story and location......u need to understand that....
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segzyomobaba at 05:27 PM, 29 May 11 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: thowbee on 04:25 PM, 29 May 11
hmmm...the outfits r not the problem cuz I can wear them all..............the only thing u need to pull off some of these outfits is a belt and a Nood bra...and ofcourse who ever told them that, the Queen Jezebel make-up was working needs to be shot!
......lolzez.....u mean u can wear all,no no no no,not advice for some ok cutie...
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