BEFORE BEFORE: I used to be a Jambite but am now a done deal.
BEFORE BEFORE: wearing different colours of clothes and accessories were called colour riot, nowadays it's called colour blocking. Before Before: Church use to be Holy place nowadays na Swag zone.
BEFORE BEFORE: We Took Girls Who Are Pregnant As Bad Kids, Forgotten That There's Abortion That Smart Bad Girls Do.
BEFORE BEFORE: women respected themselves, Nowadays they will spread their legs far wide apart for anything that looks like blackberry.
BEFORE BEFORE: Nigerians used to see terrorists in the news on CNN but nowadays BOKO HARAM terrorize the PEOPLE"
BEFORE BEFORE: RuggedMan& 2shotz were very HOT on the MIC, Nowadays no one wants to even listen to what they gat to rap.
BEFORE BEFORE: parents give their children to responsible person 4 marriage but now they just give them away to the highest bidder
BEFORE BEFORE: Arsenal used to play d most attractive football, but now ehn, na hypertension oo.
lol...HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE CURSED. 1 --> If you download anything from the internet and it fails at 90%. 2 --> If you buy a phone at 50K today and the next day the price drops to 25K. 3 --> You go to the restaurant on your first date, and after eating fish, the bone chokes u! 4 --> After working for 30days, you get fired without salary. 5 --> If you take expo to the exam hall and you can't understand your own handwriting. 6 --> If u chike a girl, take her to your room foraction and Junior does not stand. 7 --> If after using a strong heavy perfume, your body odour still remains stronger than RAID! 8 --> If after photoshopping your picture, you still look ugly. 9 --> If you Break- up with your Boyfriend and he wins 100M the next day. 10 --> If the person you were cursing out in traffic turns out to be the one interviewing you for a Job. 11 --> If you lied to Armed Robbers that you don't have a phone, Then the phone ringz withdis tune (Chop my money..I don't care...)......
Na only for Nigeria you fit win Aeroplane by loading # 200 MTN Recharge Card.
Very soon Etisalat go say recharge #200 and win a big ship.
Then Airtel go com follow sey, recharge #100 and win benin republic. Glo, go just kuku say... Recharge 500 and win Nigeria bco there colour na Green
Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside"MEATPIE"
Na only for nigeria we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines.
Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey say: Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your light bill (what a pity) Na only fo Naija people dey horn for traffic light make e quick change from Red to Green.
Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff and beer. Wetin you u no see for Naija, you no fit see am anywhere in d world...
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