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81  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: (I have no title for this) give it your own on: 21-03-2013 01:46 PM
Quote from: buoyantic on 18-03-2013 10:52 AM
Ok and what apund next..?

Ask Ram ooooo
82  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: #My Oga @d Top# on: 21-03-2013 01:41 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 19-03-2013 06:31 PM
na joke be dis?

It is a Question. ...just passin by. #gbaaaaam#
83  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WHO ATE VAT??? on: 16-03-2013 08:47 AM
Quote from: chummyli on 14-03-2013 07:48 PM
Y am i nt lafing Huh?

Ask Ram... But I thin na bcos joke ∂ση finish for hin brain & na jagajaga remain
84  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / #My Oga @d Top# on: 16-03-2013 08:44 AM
||• "My Oga At The Top" •||
Lofty Heights™ With Wale Tejumade.
For some days now, the media has been over flooded with the phrase: "my oga at the top", which emanated from the live interview @channels_TV granted Mr. Shem Obafaiye, the Lagos State Commandant of the Nigeria Security & Civil Defence Corps. (NSCDC).
Whilst so many have chosen to turn this to a joke, I think it should be an eye opener for us.
Now, let's glean some lessons from this;
1. Be very conversant with the happenings around you at all times. Ignorance can be deadly!
2. Regardless of your qualification, strive to possess a Sound Interpersonal Communication Skill (IPC). This will prevent you from making incoherent presentations. He was unable to answer any question appropriately!
3. Regardless of the case, be calm, remain yourself. Don't be too "Boss Conscious". This was a challenge the man had. He wanted to please his Boss at all cost, hence, the phrase "My Oga at the top". Refrain from worshiping people! ||« Respect all, fear none. Honor all, worship none! »||
4. When asked a question and you don't have an answer, please just open up by saying you don't know. Better still, say you'll get back to the person. This led the man to giving "ww.nscdc that's all!" as the URL for his organization. Don't EVER misinform people!
5. In this jet age, it will be highly calamitous to get ready. Please DON'T GET READY, LIVE READY! The man obviously wasn't expecting the questions asked.
Bear in mind, that this same interview could have boosted Mr. Sham's image if successful. ||« Sometimes, the path that leads to success may also lead to failure! »||  This is a lesson for us all!
Have a Wonderful weekend all
85  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Expertbright definition of lazyness on: 13-03-2013 08:13 PM
Quote from: buoyantic on 26-01-2013 08:06 PM
shutup lazy c*@tbag and u poster u must be stupid 4 posting diz rubish u need 2 be flog on d head wit padlock
86  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 2 village men (pb4) on: 13-03-2013 08:08 PM
Quote from: francischi on  2-03-2013 03:45 PM
rubbish . i no laff  which kin post be dis one
na joke abi na koje be dis

@Poster..... Ʋ too yeye
87  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: typical yoruba gal on: 13-03-2013 08:05 PM
Quote from: ExpertTbright on 14-02-2013 10:13 PM
am ı dreamıng? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

As RAM. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
88  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Phone conversation with prof. patrick on: 13-03-2013 08:01 PM
Yeye pipu....but 9ice yoke....just dƐŶ waka pass.
89  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Guess whatt? Erotic joke on: 12-03-2013 08:54 AM
Quote from: zeigbo on 21-02-2013 11:03 PM
Poster I get 2 news for u Undecided

1...Na PB1000 & 2...na yeye e be
90  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: No be me talk am :( on: 12-03-2013 08:48 AM
Quote from: francischi on  1-03-2013 12:23 PM
EXACTLY

Passin by......
91  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Any igbo Man...Check this out on: 12-03-2013 08:46 AM
Quote from: myragonza on 21-05-2008 08:57 AM
i think he's tryna to tell us that Igbos are the most responsible and hardworking people.... Kiss Kiss Kiss

If I hear?
92  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: If life where computers on: 16-02-2013 06:49 AM
Quote from: globala on  8-02-2013 07:26 PM
and poster u will  be filled with virus

And be formatted......*gbaaaaam*!!! I just dƐŶ waka ♍Ɣ own jejely
93  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Val ! Val !! Val !!! on: 16-02-2013 06:45 AM
Quote from: zeigbo on 15-02-2013 03:29 PM
Na poster nyash I wan bite Cheesy


Ʋ be vampire?? I trek ni o!
94  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Be dia lawyer on: 14-02-2013 08:53 AM
I just dƐŶ laff dƐŶ run dƐŶ go ¢σѕ ds poster yeye small. ((((Nice try))))
95  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Val ! Val !! Val !!! on: 14-02-2013 08:36 AM
VALENTINE IS HERE AGAIN!!!

We will soon see & know those who are

SINGLE - I love my bb frnds!

ENGAGED - I love my boo!

MARRIED - I love my Hubby!

DIVORCED - I love you Lord!

DROPPED - Val is for kids!

SLAMMED - Can't stop crying!

DUMPED - I'm home alone. Who want to chat!
((((((Laff laff laff & I stil dƐŶ laff))))))

HAPPY VAL to only all the TRUE LOVERS.
96  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Val ! Val !! Val !!! on: 14-02-2013 08:35 AM
VALENTINE IS HERE AGAIN!!!

We will soon see & know those who are

SINGLE - I love my bb frnds!

ENGAGED - I love my boo!

MARRIED - I love my Hubby!

DIVORCED - I love you Lord!

DROPPED - Val is for kids!

SLAMMED - Can't stop crying!

DUMPED - I'm home alone. Who want to chat!
((((((Laff laff laff & I stil dƐŶ laff))))))

HAPPY VAL to only all the TRUE LOVERS.
97  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Spellin Dilemma on: 3-02-2013 04:09 AM
Quote from: chummyli on  2-02-2013 03:36 PM
Pb4 Sad

Sleep dƐŶ worry Ʋ. ...so try go sleep & come back come read am again. Olodoh toh badt.
98  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Spellin Dilemma on: 2-02-2013 09:34 AM
Akpos:- Please, send an ambulance fast! My
friend just had an accident. He's bleeding from
the nose and ears. Also, I think both his legs are broken!

OPERATOR: - Where is your location?

Akpos:- Gbajabiamila St.

OPERATOR: - Please spell 'Gbajabiamila.'
(A minute silence...)

OPERATOR: - Hello, are u there?
(Another minute silence)

OPERATOR: - Hey mister! Are u there?

Akpos:- Panting! Erm...Erm... Sorry 4 the delay. I couldn't spell 'Gbajabiamila' so I've dragged him to Oni Street... Can I spell it now? lol
99  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Smart break up on: 2-02-2013 09:29 AM
Quote from: zeigbo on  2-02-2013 06:17 AM
my tin is not pencil if u think am lying come and touch it Sad Sad

I C
100  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Rubber Robber Rubber!!!!! on: 31-01-2013 11:22 PM
A man drives to his house after close of business. He honks his car horn and his Mai guard who had been washing one of the cars with a water hose, rushes and opens the gate. The man drives in and climbs the water hose.

The Mai guard taps on the window and says: "oga rubber! Rubber!"

The man hears: "robber" and quickly gets out of the car and jumps over the fence to the next house and hides. Next thing he sees the Mai guard beside him! Mai guard had also jumped the fence!
...
The man whispers: " where are the armed robbers? Where are they robbing? Where is madam and the children?"

Mai guard answers in whisper: "Which armed robbers oga?"

Man says:" But you told me armed robbers were robbing!"

Mai guard replies: haa, No oga! I say u "match" rubber!"

Man shouts at Mai guard: "So why did you jump the fence with me?"

Mai guard replies: "Ha, Oga I no know wetin pursue u and I no want make e catch me!"
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