||• "My Oga At The Top" •|| Lofty Heights™ With Wale Tejumade. For some days now, the media has been over flooded with the phrase: "my oga at the top", which emanated from the live interview @channels_TV granted Mr. Shem Obafaiye, the Lagos State Commandant of the Nigeria Security & Civil Defence Corps. (NSCDC). Whilst so many have chosen to turn this to a joke, I think it should be an eye opener for us. Now, let's glean some lessons from this; 1. Be very conversant with the happenings around you at all times. Ignorance can be deadly! 2. Regardless of your qualification, strive to possess a Sound Interpersonal Communication Skill (IPC). This will prevent you from making incoherent presentations. He was unable to answer any question appropriately! 3. Regardless of the case, be calm, remain yourself. Don't be too "Boss Conscious". This was a challenge the man had. He wanted to please his Boss at all cost, hence, the phrase "My Oga at the top". Refrain from worshiping people! ||« Respect all, fear none. Honor all, worship none! »|| 4. When asked a question and you don't have an answer, please just open up by saying you don't know. Better still, say you'll get back to the person. This led the man to giving "ww.nscdc that's all!" as the URL for his organization. Don't EVER misinform people! 5. In this jet age, it will be highly calamitous to get ready. Please DON'T GET READY, LIVE READY! The man obviously wasn't expecting the questions asked. Bear in mind, that this same interview could have boosted Mr. Sham's image if successful. ||« Sometimes, the path that leads to success may also lead to failure! »|| This is a lesson for us all! Have a Wonderful weekend all
A man drives to his house after close of business. He honks his car horn and his Mai guard who had been washing one of the cars with a water hose, rushes and opens the gate. The man drives in and climbs the water hose.
The Mai guard taps on the window and says: "oga rubber! Rubber!"
The man hears: "robber" and quickly gets out of the car and jumps over the fence to the next house and hides. Next thing he sees the Mai guard beside him! Mai guard had also jumped the fence! ... The man whispers: " where are the armed robbers? Where are they robbing? Where is madam and the children?"
Mai guard answers in whisper: "Which armed robbers oga?"
Man says:" But you told me armed robbers were robbing!"
Mai guard replies: haa, No oga! I say u "match" rubber!"
Man shouts at Mai guard: "So why did you jump the fence with me?"
Mai guard replies: "Ha, Oga I no know wetin pursue u and I no want make e catch me!"