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1  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Pals i need your Advice on: 6-08-2011 03:10 PM
Quote from: kingoe on 29-07-2011 01:17 PM

I have just discontinue my relationship with my formal girl friend because she speak in tongues a lot whenever we are having sex, becouse that irritates me alot, Now the one i newly got cannot stay with me in the same room without requesting for sex.
what should i do now?

Man you have problem so go check yourself up. Many a man is looking for what you are complaining about. Let me tell you that i have a cold fish for a fiance here and its really causing a rift between us.
2  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: BIANCA OJUKWU IN SIZZLING ROMANCE WITH COMMISSIONER UJU OKONKWO on: 6-08-2011 02:38 PM
Quote from: frayobkk on  1-08-2011 10:31 AM
Sources reveal that Bianca the wife of Biafran Warlord, Odumegwu Ojukwu is currently in a sizzling romance with Uju Robert Okonkwo.
According to source, the two have been in the guarded relationship for some time now, but only few people close to Bianca were aware of the relationship.

Source reveals that in short while they kick started their relationship, Uju Robert Okonkwo has moved into her husband’s home in Enugu.

Further findings reveals that Mr.Okonkwo is a Commissioner in Governor Obi’s government and Bianca reportedly nominated him for the job.



Is UJU OKONKWO a male or female? cos the name really sounds feminine
3  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Exclusive Video Tour Into Psquare's $5m Mansion In Lagos on: 6-08-2011 10:29 AM
Quote from: nametalkam on  5-08-2011 06:16 PM
Am sure you guys must have heard of the square vile in Lagos, which cost Psquare about 0.5Billion Naira to build.

Here is an exclusive video tour starring, Psquare, Wizkid, Kalu Uche enjoy!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bepFrX0xS1k#ws


1st you said 5million dollars then you said 00.5billion naira which to my knowledge is 500milion naira. are the two amounts the same?
Please go back and get your info correct b4 posting. Well i dont blame you only the poor has the time to blow the rich's trumpet.
4  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Sunday Sun Fashion Police and Today's Offenders (The Boobs Inspector) on: 22-06-2011 11:22 AM
The last lady is beautiful, forget fashion
5  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Sunday Sun Fashion Police and Today's Offenders (The Boobs Inspector) on: 22-06-2011 11:20 AM
Quote from: nametalkam on 19-06-2011 05:41 PM
this week's edition of the fashion court


‘By fire by force’
We hate it when you flaunt what you don’t have. Our findings show that the Nigeria fashion police are concerned about wannabes who flaunt their tits ‘by fire by force.’ Our jury wonders where you got the guts to hatch such a notorious plot in public. Well, if we are to believe an eyewitness during court session, “na bad market cause am.” That definitely explains all this show of flesh. Nevertheless, you must pay N3 million fine within 24 hours or that dress would be confiscated. Mind you, we don’t care how you get home.



Boobs proliferation
We are so unhappy about the proliferation of what is now seen in legal terms as “the boob window dress.” Our jury believes we need to get our scientists to invent a new device that would keep wild and stubborn tits like yours in check. We are sure we need a lot of funding for this initiative. So you have been fined N5.5million to kickstart the research.



Suicide mission
Haba! This is so unfair. How could you do this to those pair of Bosom s? For this abuse, we have decided to put together a panel that would agitate for Bosom  rights because of your ilk. You are hereby fined N5 million.



Bosom ful
Pretty face, we need no soothsayer to tell us that you are well endowed. But letting the ‘girls’ hang out half out of your dress is a no-no in this court of law. You are hereby banished from every public function and pay a fine of N2.5 million.



Contrast
We were lost for words when we saw this exhibit, because it was a great contrast to your age. How come your exhibit went all south south? Section 230 subsection 23a states that you should “dress the way you want be addressed.” You are hereby sentenced to three months in Azare, Bauchi State, where you will be mandated to milk cows every morning. We are sure you will appreciate your
mammary glands better while there. .

The last lady is beautiful, forget fashion

Thats all for now
6  Forum / Family / Re: Church cancels wedding after Bride tested 1month pregnant. on: 21-06-2011 02:13 PM
Quote from: tmusowoya on 23-09-2010 08:21 AM
Poster, the church did the right thing for one reason, i.e. setting an example for all. You may be right that many might have had intercourse the previous night and gone on to the altar to be married. Truly they're not any better than your uncle's case and the only reason such marriages go ahead is that the pastor and all others trust that all is well. As you may be aware, humans have not been given the ability to know everything about everybody (i.e. omni-conscience) - which attribute belongs to God and God alone.

You may get some comfort from this: any couple intending to marry that purports to their pastor that they've not had intercourse before marriage when in fact they have will be marrying in church by false pretences (which is sin); and God will not be part of it - any blessings recited will simply be empty pronounciations. And going to another church is no solution at all!!

So if was me in that situation, I'd come out clean and repent so that when we I do get married in church, God will be in it.

So cheer up, God cannot be deceived!
There is nothing like church wedding. The only recognized marriage is traditional marriage. As long as you have paid the dowry of your wife, you have every right to sleep and get her pregnant.  Church wedding is just a kind of celebration and for me its western tradition and has nothing to do with matrimonial rights.
7  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Demonic Pastor Sets House Ablaze on: 16-12-2010 09:34 PM
Quote from: nametalkam on 14-12-2010 05:47 PM

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                              <p><strong>A man who claimed to be a pastor in one of the pentecostal churches in Lagos, Pastor  Nnamdi Agwah Isaiah, has been arrested by the police and charged before the Ejigbo  Magistrate’s Court for arson.</strong></p>
<p>The pastor was alleged to have bought a petrol and poured it on the house he rented  and set it ablaze under circumstances he could not explain.</p>
<p>The prosecuting police officer told the court that his true intention was not known  but the accused claimed after his arrest that he was yet to come to terms with what  happened.</p>
<p>The incident happened at 14, Suaban Olorunfemi Street, Igando, an outskirts of Lagos  State, Southwest Nigeria.</p>
<p>The accused, the prosecutor alleged, ran away after the incident but his hiding  place was discovered by his co-tenants who reported to the police.</p>
<p>In her evidence before the court, the owner of the house, Mrs. Amudat Usman, accused  the defendant of wilfully setting her house ablaze. But the pastor in his response  denied this, saying a mysterious spirit took hold of him that fateful day and that  it was not his intention to set the house on fire and run away.</p>
<p>His offence is contrary to Section 343 of the Criminal Code, Cap.17, VoL. 2, Laws of  Lagos State of Nigeria, 2003.</p>
<p>When the charge was read to him, he pleaded not guilty and the magistrate, Mrs. M.B.  Folami granted him bail in the sum of N500,000 with two responsible sureties.</p>
<p>The court also ordered that the case file should be duplicated and sent to the  Directorate of Public Prosecution for advice.</p>
<p>The magistrate adjourned the matter till 10 January, 2011  and ordered that the  defendant should be remanded at the Kirikiri Maximum Security Prisons, Apapa, until  he is able to meet the conditions attached to the bail.</p>
<p>—Cyriacus Izuekwe</p>
 

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so where is the N500,000 going to?
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Randy pastor defiles 4-year-old girl on: 16-12-2010 08:53 PM
Quote from: princedafe on 16-12-2010 11:11 AM
MR POSTER U NEED HELP
I blame the editor and the website administrator for this half baked journalism. This is just  a cheap story for commercial gains. I reccomend they go back to school. Give the names of people involved if you are sure your story is founded. Period!
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 12 Nigerians may face death penalty in Benin Republic on: 29-09-2010 10:12 AM
Quote from: sixtyhoney on 24-09-2010 09:00 PM
Quote from: nice9ija on 24-09-2010 08:27 PM
you sure say no be hunger dey worry this guys
me even day think the same thing too,cause i see no reason why normal person go dey happy to day thief.make them forgive this guy's abeg
You are asking for forgiveness abi? wat about the ppl they killed? dont they have relatives who are mourning for them? Abeg if there is any other penalty bigger than death penalty make dem give dem..infact hell fire is waiting for them..hisss!
10  Forum / Sports / Re: West Brom to avenge Odewingie's racist banner by *****ing Russians on: 12-09-2010 12:26 PM
Quote from: jereva on 11-09-2010 01:40 PM

West Brom fans will show solidarity with Osaze Odemwingie at Saturday's Premier League match against Tottenham.

Fans will unfurl a banner to counter a racist one displayed at the Nigeria striker's former club Lokomotiv Moscow.

Last month, Russian fans displayed a banner emblazoned with 'Thanks West Brom' with a picture of a banana after the black player left the club.

Danny Lynch of anti-racism group, Kick It Out says that "the banner was overtly racist".

West Brom's banner, created with Kick It Out, reads "Thanks Lokomotiv" and is accompanied by a picture of Odemwingie celebrating his winner on his debut against Sunderland last month.

The banner will appear at Saturday's Premier League match against Tottenham.

"To see messages coming from Lokomotiv fans that were the sort of messages hurled towards black players over here in the seventies just shows how developed we are as a footballing nation," said West Brom fan Martin Greenwood, who orchestrated the response.

The Nigerian was signed from Russian side Lokomotiv Moscow three weeks ago.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/africa/8989926.stm


Russians? motherphyuking magas
11  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Court Orders Arrest Of Police IG, Onovo on: 31-08-2010 05:30 PM
Quote from: tmac4reel on 31-08-2010 05:18 PM
Quote from: lonelysnow on 31-08-2010 05:02 PM
onovo did nothing wrong pls u guys should mind the way you talk or else...................... or else wat? lol
I will be glad to hear that Onovo was arrested and charged for contempt of court even if he has to be detained for just for 10 mins it will show that our law is still effective and has no respect for any man but then i am only wishing..hhmmm guess i was sleeping and dreaming
12  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Court Orders Arrest Of Police IG, Onovo on: 31-08-2010 05:23 PM
Quote from: uprising on 31-08-2010 03:11 PM
who then will do the arrest?is it not the same police of which he is the boss
maybe they wil send civil defence, boys scout or boys brigade to carry out the arrest. Nigeria is a country where there is no law, be on the look out this is the last time you will hear abt this even naijapals will not find anywhere to extract story abt it anymore.
13  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Court Orders Arrest Of Police IG, Onovo on: 31-08-2010 05:18 PM
Quote from: lonelysnow on 31-08-2010 05:02 PM
onovo did nothing wrong pls u guys should mind the way you talk or else...................... or else wat? lol
14  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: HONORING UR HUBBY!!! on: 31-08-2010 02:40 PM
we all both men and women kneel down for each other knowingly or unknowingly. be sobber and think the last time u went on ur knees for him/her
15  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: GHANA AUTHORITY ARRESTS NIGERIAN, DEMANDS FOR WORK PERMIT on: 7-07-2010 06:55 AM
Why did they go to Ghana in the first place? What is there to achieve. This is a big slap on our faces. There should be a ban on producers to advertise/sell videos shot in Ghana in Nigeria
16  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Woman Claims Pastor Charmed Her For Marriage on: 7-06-2010 01:15 AM
wetin be charm? what about the saying "love is blind"?
17  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Pastor Scales Fence To Evade Arrest on: 16-05-2010 02:03 PM
what i dont understand is if he has jumped bail before this incident of dropping microphone in the midle of sermon and jumping fence. Infact i can see this pastor should not be a pastor, he should go to olympic since he is very good in high jumps..jumping bail and jumping fence wat else cant he jump?Huh? lmao
18  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 18 Nigerians face execution in Indonesia on: 4-05-2010 03:26 PM
Quote from: padrino on  2-05-2010 06:53 PM
good for them
4Q for making such comment, are you righteous? does it mean that drug peddling is the only crime or sin? dickhead!
19  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: COURT ALLOW TEEN TO MARRY GRANDMA on: 18-04-2010 01:45 AM
Quote from: Michro on 17-04-2010 10:05 PM
Well it's not an ordinary deal. Since the islamic jusdge reasoned negetive and turn against the boy' mother, I wish him a happy married life and greater days ahead
I do not think any court has any reason to stop the marriage after all the stargering evidences put up by the judge. The guy is 18 already and yes he is adult he has chosen to marry an old woman thats his choice, no court can say otherwise.  only us individuals even the judge can fume in his bedroom that the woman holds the boy with [african inssurance] black magic.
20  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Igbo's only on: 16-04-2010 01:42 AM
Igbo no nebea ekelekwam unu, nke onye chiri ya zere. Anam ekele onye mepere obgakoa bu Bling, Obu ezigbo nwa Igbo ji eme onu, obu ya mere Mji leche anya wee si kam tuye ya ugo nke bu " ADA DI ORA MMA 1 N'ALA IGBO"  wee n'asi nne jide ka iji.

Ka MKwusi ebea, Mbochi nta ka achuo na owere nchi. Igbo mmamma nu!
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