A man walks up to a
woman in the office and says, 'your
hair smells nice.' The woman goes to
report him to the supervisor. The
supervisor is puzzled and asks, 'what is
wrong with a co-worker telling you
your hair smells nice?' She replies, 'the
man is a DWARF. So can you imagine
the hair he is referring †φ... =))º°˚˚˚
°ºℓ☺ℓº°˚˚˚°º=))

Three
tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide
to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the
picnic basket with beer and
sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic
site is ten
miles away so it takes them ten days
to get there. When they got there Mick
unpacks the food and beer and says
"Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I
didn't
bring it" says Roy "I thought you
packed it". Mick gets worried, so he
turns to
Andy and says "Did you bring the bottle
opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it.
So they're stuck ten miles from home
without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy
begged Roy to go back for it. But he
refuses as he says they will eat all the
sandwiches. After two hours and after
they have sworn on their tortoise lives
that they will not eat the sandwiches,
he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down
the road at a steady pace. 20 days
passed and he still isn't back and Mick
and
Andy are starving, but a promise is a
promise. Another 5 days and he still
isn't
back, but a promise is a promise. Finally
they can't take it any longer so they
take out a sandwich each, and just as
they are about to eat it, Roy pops up
from
behind a rock and shouts..."
I KNEW it ".... AM NOT GOING
ey
take out a sandwich each, and just as
they are about to eat it, Roy pops up
from
behind a rock and shouts..."
I KNEW it ".... AM NOT GOING

jeffrism

skypon may i formerly introduce myself 2u. Dinho

skypon may i formerly introduce myself 2u. Dinho

4rm solid 2 liquid

duh!

4 real

lolses

mixbrown wer u comot 4rm?

lolses

Boy goes to a strip
club. His Mom gets angry & asks him:
"Did u see anything there that u were
NOT supposed to see? Boy: "Yeah... I
saw Dad".

dnt mind d ignoramusdnt mind d ignoramus

no wake people o

loling

gud

na ur uncle

stephenisation

hahahahahaha

use ya head na