cum stephen abi wetin b ur name, u fall 4rm mat abi?

stephen u de sell henesy?

haher

An 85-year-old man was
requested by his doctor for a sperm
count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and
said, "Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man
reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean
and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and
the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I
tried with my left hand, but still
nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then
with her left, still nothing. She tried
with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both
hands, then an armpit, and she even
tried squeezing' it between her knees,
but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked
your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us
could get the jar open."

A young boy enters a
barber shop and the barber whispers to
his customer, “This is the dumbest kid
in the world. Watch while I prove it to
you.”The barber puts a 200 Naira bill in
one hand and 50 Naira in the other,
then calls the boy over and asks,
“Which do you want, son?”The boy
takes the 50 Naira and leaves.“What
did I tell you?” said the barber. “That
kid never learns!” Later, when the
customer leaves, he sees the same
young boy coming out of the ice cream
store.“Hey, son! May I ask you a
question? Why did you take the 50
Naira instead of the 200 Naira
bill?”The boy licked his cone and
replied, “Because the day I take the
200 Naira the game is over !!!.

k

abeg no make dis place smell o

kaycee mad woman don de show u pant abi?

terry i no de o

lol up

go bite wall na

ruky tel him

u n d joke who yeye pas?

hwfas?

UNCLE: Ah,ah! Junior long time! how re
U doing?
BOY: am ok thank u sir. I came looking
4 admission 2 realize my dream of
becoming a doctor! & wit ur help sir, I
believe I won't have any difficulty .
UNCLE: I see,how was ur O'level?
BOY: Fine O! Two credits Sir, Yoruba &
Agriculture.
UNCLE: laughing!! ! U can still be a
doctor but a native doctor. Use ur
credit in Agriculture 2 look 4 herbs and
Yoruba for incantations:

old tins shal pass away. New tin don chow

na so

whch kind warri laf b al dis one na

Abu

who de talk?