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1  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How do you kiss a lady, and where do you start from ? on: 1-11-2009 02:37 PM
if u no understand just ask preetyinstinct, we go thesame community nursry school akama Roll Eyes Tongue
2  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How do you kiss a lady, and where do you start from ? on: 1-11-2009 02:31 PM
in this kind of situation, u go just put urself together then start by doing TUNBOM.. TUNBOM... betwen her nni-nwa{nipple} and otrukpete {clitories} Grin then check if she dey feelam. if she no respond then u fit kiss her hairs, that one will immediatly make her go honey
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: DROP A SIMPLE JOKE IN UR LANGUAGE on: 29-10-2009 03:39 PM
its almost eleven o'clock here u still dey morning....
anyway.... maybe u just dey wake. good morning, make i no forget.
u suppos know sey by this kind time everything go done happen finish
4  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Pastor Rapes Two Sisters on: 29-10-2009 03:28 PM
uchenna ur 100 plus 10 percent light, it is tlue....
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: DROP A SIMPLE JOKE IN UR LANGUAGE on: 29-10-2009 03:17 PM
u wan make i call hope23 my sweetheart.
this ur 'nfiri onu' don too muchooo Grin
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: DROP A SIMPLE JOKE IN UR LANGUAGE on: 28-10-2009 03:50 PM
and try to dey get respect for handsom people...
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: DROP A SIMPLE JOKE IN UR LANGUAGE on: 28-10-2009 03:49 PM
so u look me finish com post this kind thing give me..? oke to answer ur question, yes i suck my mama brest for six years and six months..... after that i come get one girl friend at 15, to tell u brother... i still dey suck till today, so if u bring ur own equation and mine u go see sey i be good sucker....lol
8  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Pastor Rapes Two Sisters on: 28-10-2009 03:39 PM
uwa nkeself.... there is nothing wey ear no go hear. oke... make we wait till 29th first, if curt no go do enything then nijapal go send dguy to..... Lips Sealed Roll Eyes
9  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: she just wouldn't! on: 27-10-2009 04:52 PM
yes now...  Grin
10  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: how do u know on: 27-10-2009 04:40 PM
wen ever she sings a song like..... if u touch my body, body.. i go sujji, sujji.. i will take off my cloths and be ready for you......crrrrrrrrrrrroooiiiii... but wen ever she dey sing like.. satan shem onto u... all power belongs to jesus... no just near heroo cos the feeling don comot she fit bite u that time.. lol
11  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: she just wouldn't! on: 27-10-2009 04:19 PM
na becus people talk sey na woman go stay under a man, so if man com go down for woman... ehhm... naim be say the man don phyuk down
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: DROP A SIMPLE JOKE IN UR LANGUAGE on: 27-10-2009 03:55 PM
nke na ewutekarisimu bu na ufodu achurokwa eze' ha achu nwe nolu na yabu nijapal...
cheii..... okwanu so isi-onu idi mmaduoooo.....{mouth odore}
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: DROP A SIMPLE JOKE IN UR LANGUAGE on: 26-10-2009 03:12 PM
ife mu na eku nkem bu na ife ana eme n'ebea edorozi onye di ka mu anya, kedu ka nwatakiri ga esi puta ututu,
 kama ije na afia ga nyelu nne ya aka obia nolu na nijapal na ezuzuhari. bikonu ozokwa dika ibeya bu na ufodu
anuhokwa ara nne ha ofuma....chekwa nu ya eche...
14  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: what is love and 4 Different Types Of Love on: 24-10-2009 04:38 PM
l............laying down
o........... over on top
v........... view well well in case of discharge
e...........  enter.
  
then another name for love is also money according to my love teacher, mr akpan.
poster u made mention of other places, ur right but also remeber ur talking to our co-nigerians not those
people. if u know wat i mean.
15  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: i need help on: 24-10-2009 04:07 PM
infact i no understand u self, are u saying ur still as ur God created u abi u don doam befor com repent and decided u no go doam again till marriag Huh? cos na person wey never do that kind thing dey talk sey the thing bad. my sister to be frank wit u, nothing sweet passam. that is if u no sabi am pass me. Tongue
16  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: i need help on: 24-10-2009 03:58 PM
poster u see... after u people will sey men are evil men are this and that, u dey keep two men at same time dey contemplat, if na man now una go talk sey imbe play boy.....make una dey check well well..
17  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: HEY WOMEN!!! on: 11-10-2009 02:46 PM
Na becos they are like dog, like to test everything.
18  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Do u think this way as well ? on: 11-10-2009 02:40 PM
we still dey plan to get married in two years time.
NIJABAB301, DONT MIND THEM BABE Shocked Tongue Grin
19  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Do u think this way as well ? on: 11-10-2009 02:34 PM
i dont think so, even my girl friend here dey 41 and half but she still dey answer me if i call her babe. Grin Grin Grin
20  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Do u think this way as well ? on: 11-10-2009 02:31 PM
there is nothing wrong jorr...afterall my mama dey 45 before she born me Grin Grin Grin
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