the secret is that "players" are bold and will easily sweet talk a lady and trust the girls to always fall for the fantasies while the "good" guys are mostly shy and will only stand afar off and wish for the girl
Bob works hard with the USDA and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday and some Sundays. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team.
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says,"Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."
if at all it is true that he has been rescued without paying any ramsom, then we will have foreign intelligence investigators to thank. and at the same time we bless God that he is alive
Nigeria as a whole celebrate 50yrs, Obama no spend a dime. now obama mark 50yrs the whole nigeria want go spend $50mill for am. even obama himself go see us as crazy people
THIS IS MADNESS, SENSELESS, BASELESS, SHAMELESS, STUPIDNESS and every other ....LESS that i can't think of right now. does this government have any right thinking at all
had it been that the man rejected the pregnacy, a woman will still commit suicide. now the man is refusing abortion, the woman still commits suicide. IS IT THAT TO DIE HAS BECOME SO EASY THIS DAYS
it is rather sad that she had to take her life. but being a doctor i feel she ought to be better informed about the diseases. moreso the option of taking her life can never be the best option.
@ NAMETALKAM . guy i feel your pain.so why governors no go dey steal public money to maintain these class of chicks but even the girls' scratchy pot will not settle for a talkative like you
pulling down a church becos of their 4weeks stay in a hotel is completely senseless. if they cant stand it, they might as well pull out of the hotel or better still pull out of the competition. EASY !!
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