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1  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Heartbreaking: Man Choose To Marry His Dead Girlfriend on: 20-01-2012 04:26 PM
shebi na "till death do dem apart" so why the man still dey go ahead with the marriage ?! mtchew !!
2  Forum / Sports / Re: Eto’o launches Set’Mobile in Cameroon on: 4-01-2012 11:18 AM
This is what is meant by "GIVING BACK TO THE SOCIETY". In Naija, they steal our money and still take it to invest in foreign lands  :'(
3  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Ladies why on: 1-09-2011 03:06 PM
the secret is that "players" are bold and will easily sweet talk a lady and trust the girls to always fall for the fantasies while the "good" guys are mostly shy and will only stand afar off and wish for the girl
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / As Usual on: 1-09-2011 12:56 PM
Bob works hard with the USDA and spends two nights each week bowling and
plays golf every Saturday and some Sundays. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His
wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says
Bob. "He's on my bowling team.

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings
over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud
at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob,
starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual
table dance, big boy?"

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob
follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he
jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must
have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She
is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word
in the book.

The cabby turns around and says,"Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this
5  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: 50 New Photos From Mercy Johnson Wedding + Woman Who Tried To Interrupt on: 29-08-2011 11:30 AM
6  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Breaking News: John Mikel Obi's Father Found Alive In Kano, Kidnappers Arrested. on: 23-08-2011 03:33 PM
if at all it is true that he has been rescued without paying any ramsom, then we will have foreign intelligence investigators to thank. and at the same time we bless God that he is alive
7  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Niger Delta Militants Deported From Sri Lanka For Fighting In School on: 23-08-2011 03:18 PM
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: WTF!!! Nigeria To Spend $50 Million To Celebrate Obama's 50th Birthday!!! (Page 9) on: 10-08-2011 02:04 PM
Nigeria as a whole celebrate 50yrs, Obama no spend a dime. now obama mark 50yrs the whole nigeria want go spend $50mill for am. even obama himself go see us as crazy people Angry Angry
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: WTF!!! Nigeria To Spend $50 Million To Celebrate Obama's 50th Birthday!!! on: 10-08-2011 11:26 AM
 Shocked  Angry Shocked Angry Shocked THIS IS MADNESS, SENSELESS, BASELESS, SHAMELESS, STUPIDNESS and every other ....LESS that i can't think of right now. does this government have any right thinking at all  Huh?
10  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: "Prince Odianose Okojie Did Not Tell Me He Was Legally Married" - Mercy Johnson on: 8-08-2011 10:57 AM
so who dey fool who. lets wait and see  Lips Sealed
11  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Breaking News: Legendary Nigerian Comedian "Sam Loco" Is Dead ! on: 8-08-2011 10:47 AM
movie comedy will never be same without him. may the Lord grant him heavenly peace. :'(
12  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Ghana Hairdresser commits suicide Becouse her BF Refuse to Accept Abortion on: 5-08-2011 02:10 PM
had it been that the man rejected the pregnacy, a woman will still commit suicide. now the man is refusing abortion, the woman still commits suicide. IS IT THAT TO DIE HAS BECOME SO EASY THIS DAYS  Huh? Huh?
13  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Puts Two Of His Private Jets Up For Sale on: 4-08-2011 01:29 PM
and these are MEN OF GOD  Huh? whatever happened to building your storehouses in heaven and not on eartly things  Huh??!!
14  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Why Do ''poor'' Nigerian Give Birth To A Lot Of Children on: 4-08-2011 11:40 AM
simply bicos they are poor.
15  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Female doctor in Akwa Ibom State, commits suicide after testing positive to HIV on: 2-08-2011 03:18 PM
it is rather sad that she had to take her life. but being a doctor i feel she ought to be better informed about the diseases. moreso the option of taking her life can never be the best option.
16  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Exclusive Pictures From The Psquare Invasion Concert In Lagos, Fly Time Events on: 2-08-2011 11:04 AM
 Grin Grin and wetin my man teju babyface come jump inside like so ooooo  Grin Grin Cheesy
17  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: GOING! GOING!!...... MIKE ADENUGA TO ACQUIRE NITEL FOR =67.5B on: 1-08-2011 03:08 PM
money speaketh  Wink
18  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: EXPOSED: The HOT Teenage Mistress Of Benue State Governor (Buys Her New Mansion) on: 29-07-2011 10:45 AM
@ NAMETALKAM . guy i feel your why governors no go dey steal public money to maintain these class of chicks but even the girls' scratchy pot will not settle for a talkative like you  Tongue
19  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Splits From Her Boyfriend For Not Buying Her A Range Rover on: 28-07-2011 09:34 AM
this only goes to show how materialistic our naija ladies are. too baaaad !!
20  Forum / Sports / Re: Saudi Arabia Players Want Church Built Near Hotel Demolished on: 27-07-2011 01:56 PM
pulling down a church becos of their 4weeks stay in a hotel is completely senseless. if they cant stand it, they might as well pull out of the hotel or better still pull out of the competition. EASY !!
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