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41  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Woman Sues Over Sex Toy Injury on: 15-11-2011 02:18 AM
Quote from: GullahGeeche on 15-11-2011 12:13 AM
Say what?  Shocked

Father forgiveeeeeeee!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Wetin come be that one abi you never phyuk before?

na people like una do pass, make I hear word jare.
42  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Woman Sues Over Sex Toy Injury on: 15-11-2011 02:15 AM
Quote from: Majestic3xd on 15-11-2011 02:11 AM
            everyevery tested  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes i fear who no fear you.. Wink

Na true oo my brother, see the girl for that photo body sef. my jalopy just de vex inside my trouser.
43  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Sex With Muammar Gaddafi Caused Internal Injuries. on: 15-11-2011 12:23 AM
According to a chef who used to cook delicious-sounding vegetarian meals for Muammar Gaddafi, the dead dictator of Libya had some pretty intense segxwal habits. Sometimes Gaddafi's bedroom performances even forced his partners victims to seek medical treatment, the aide told the Sunday Times.

According to Gaddafi's 29-year-old manservant Faisal, women sometimes had to go "'immediately from [Gaddafi's] bedroom to the hospital' to be treated for internal injuries" after their segxwal encounters with the once-chiseled, eventually grizzled Libyan leader. Was it because Gaddafi had a studded Louboutin penis? Was he part cat? No and no, but being kookoo for crazy puffs might have had something to do with it. His dangerous sexing might have also been caused by his addiction to Viagra, which was reportedly "so extensive that his Ukrainian nurse urged to him to reduce the number of pills he swallowed every day." (Is it possible that he just enjoyed the flavor? We've never snacked on Viagra but we've seen pictures of them—they look like tart little blueberry candies.)

Aside from the violent Viagrified sex, Gaddafi also supposedly told an aide to buy him a Parisian penis-lengthening machine (we don't find out if it worked or not), found many of his conquests at the local university, and had sex with his female bodyguards, whom he somewhat sarcastically called the "Nuns of the Revolution." Man, he just sounds like the worst boyfriend and boss ever. Condoleezza Rice, whom Gaddafi considered his "darling black African woman," should be relieved (once again) that she never accepted his offer of tacos, beer, and bowling that one time.
44  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Woman Sues Over Sex Toy Injury on: 14-11-2011 11:27 PM
They kept saying size does not matter yet them de use wedge for their honeypot. You don't call it TOY, you should call it WEDGE instead.

Some kind penis sef fit wound honeypot, especially those short-short ones wey strong. when they are having sex with their girl and they go back it ejects fully instead of part of it to still remain inside small but because it is too short, it will come out all. So when they are returning it into it it will just jam the edge of the honeypot.
45  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: France's Juppe pledges support against Nigerian extremists on: 14-11-2011 12:28 AM
Quote from: FinlandGuy on 13-11-2011 09:25 PM
I wonder for this kind of we president. We are talking about how to stop BOKO HARAM in Nigeria and he is Busy talking about how peace was restored in Ivory Coat.Just Imagine

You go school so?

You no fit type one full sentence without making mistake, abi na so u de speak?   
46  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: France's Juppe pledges support against Nigerian extremists on: 13-11-2011 06:59 PM
If its with clear conscience, I am strongly behind you but I just hope say no be our oil sha. phyuk Boko haram, they shall taste the heat of hell right from this earth. those bastard illiterates killed my cousin while leaving the mosque after prayer that faithful day. Your black ugly faces shall never know peace until you all die to wake up in hell.   
47  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: NIGERIAN GIRL STRIPED NAKED FOR STEALING A BLACKBERRY PHONE (Video inclusive) (Page 3) on: 13-11-2011 06:48 PM
And those of you bloody idiots that comes here to post something disgusting that happens in your stupid country on this website should mind yourself, your stupid country can never be like Nigeria, therefore stop trying to degrade us. You bloody irritating bastards Mtchewww
48  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: NIGERIAN GIRL STRIPED NAKED FOR STEALING A BLACKBERRY PHONE (Video inclusive) on: 13-11-2011 06:31 PM
Quote from: softkid on 13-11-2011 05:50 PM
some dumb segxwally frustrated bitches stripping a girl naked just to fulfil their stupid thirst and fantasy. mere handing to police woulda been more appropriate, this fools should know better that you dont take laws into your own hands but its just an opinion as their so called leaders, ranging from presidency to local government are busy stuffing their pockets with money and they dont reall care about what happens in regards to law enforcement or anything. such a shame i am from a useless country and continent as this...all i will say is put the pricks in prison and next time they wont dare touch people.

You so right mate, some people on this continent can be so annoying. I am pretty sure that most of em doing this to the girl are thieves as their leaders emselves, they put law into em hands meanwhile they are as dirty as the devil itself.
49  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Jim Iyke Dupes Woman Of N15M Just Months After Buying Exotic Cars on: 12-11-2011 06:22 PM
Quote from: ubongette on 12-11-2011 03:35 PM
    So you re the  419 trainer  in Nigeria, spoiling the image of that great nation,Woe unto you ,mumu.

They are all heartless thieves, God will get them one after the other....they busy spoiling the image of Nigeria everywhere. Illiterate bastards
50  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Jim Iyke Dupes Woman Of N15M Just Months After Buying Exotic Cars (Page 8) on: 12-11-2011 01:39 PM
All of una wey de support am...na thief like am una be too abi?

All these heartless lazy heads modern criminals....God go catch una one by one.
51  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Jim Iyke Dupes Woman Of N15M Just Months After Buying Exotic Cars on: 12-11-2011 12:18 PM
Him think say na part of the movie 'Boys Cot'.

greedy theif!
52  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Meet All The 36 Miss Nigeria 2011 Contestants on: 11-11-2011 10:53 PM
Na wa o..

with my strong nyash i still fine pass these people sef.

see as they carry face like night.
53  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Boko Haram attack kills 63 in Damaturu Church, Police Headquarters Bombed on: 5-11-2011 07:27 PM
Those bastard needs to be hanged by their dick...WDF. now is the chance for the military people to start shooting those devils and send all of em back to hell.  Ugly black fools.
54  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / WAZOBIA: Why killing Nigeria? on: 3-11-2011 06:37 AM
This one no be question but na observation.

Yoruba names are always on the news when it comes to cyber and other immigration related crimes.  Igbos on the other hand are always associated with smuggling drugs and anything at all, and armed robberies in other part of the world i'e home and away. Hausa recently is tagged as Suicide bombers and some of them even get amputated when they tried to steal in Saudi Arabia.

I am Igbo from Ogui, Enugu state and this is my observation about how Nigeria is perceived Internationally, its so annoying that these cannot stop.

DO NOT even try start blaming the government because most of us do believe in God and no form of hardship will make anyone do evil. If you read the stories in the bible, you will understand what I mean. 
55  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Illegal immigrant, Mojisola Madandola claims £116K from NHS on: 1-11-2011 05:21 PM
The Nigerian Illegal immigrant used forged documents to claim £116k from NHS in Havering.

Mojisola Madandola, 44, of Vicarage Road, Stratford, London, did not have leave to remain in the UK or the right to work. She produced two different forged passports to obtain NHS employment with what is now NHS Outer North East London (formerly Havering Primary Care Trust), and nurse training at London South Bank University (LSBU), funded by NHS London.

Under the employer-sponsored scheme, Madandola continued to receive her salary while studying. She was paid £95,498.80 gross from April 2005 to March 2011, while her tuition fees cost NHS London a further £20,722.50.

She faced five charges in relation to false applications to the NHS Trust and LSBU, the production of two forged passports and the possession of a blank counterfeit birth certificate. She pleaded guilty to three counts and the court left two to remain on file.

Madandola began working for the NHS in February 2002 as a healthcare assistant. To support her application she produced a Nigerian passport bearing a purported Home Office stamp which granted her indefinite leave to remain in the UK. The passport also bore a Heathrow immigration officer’s stamp, dated August 1997. Both stamps were found to be false by the NHS Protect investigation.

In her application to LSBU, Madandola stated that she was Nigerian and had been granted indefinite leave to remain. She produced a second passport bearing an indefinite leave visa. Investigators checked it with the UK Border Agency and it was confirmed to be false, with a serial number belonging to a genuine document issued to another person in 1994.

Madandola had made an application back in 2003 for indefinite leave to remain in the UK as the spouse of a settled person, which was refused in 2006, a decision upheld after she appealed.

She was arrested by police, accompanied by NHS Protect investigators, on a work placement shift at Whipps Cross Hospital, London. A search of her home uncovered various documents including the blank, counterfeit UK birth certificate.

Source:  http://www.londonpatriot.org/2011/10/23/illegal-immigrant-claims-116k-from-nhs/
56  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Ben Murray Bruce Disqualified From Gubernatorial Race (Dual Citizenship) on: 1-11-2011 01:52 AM
was Abacha a Nigerian?

Abeg make una go die jare!
57  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: SHOCKING!! Fake Pastors and Church Businesses Exposed In Nigeria [Video] on: 29-10-2011 05:37 PM
Did I here the pastor say at 8:18 that  "God is a game?". na wa ooo. Well, at least they are not forcing anybody to bring money for them. I know some people go still de defend them.
58  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Finally: "I Will Never Get Married" - Tuface Idibia on: 12-10-2011 10:49 PM
Na you sabi..
59  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nigerian Boy and His Malaysian Girlfriend Arrested For Faking Their Kidnap on: 27-07-2011 11:07 PM
International kidnapper...Hehe...the busniess don go abroad. no be money u de fine? Anuofia.
60  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Three Nigerians executed in Saudi Arabia on: 11-07-2011 10:52 AM
Saudi Arabia on Sunday beheaded three Nigerians accused of murdering and robbing a fellow citizen, the interior ministry said in a statement carried by the official SPA news agency.
 
Mohammed Ismail, Abdulqudus Adam and Mohammed Kabir Ali broke into the house of Omar Mohammed Adam where "they beat him and his wife, tied them down and strangled Omar to death," said the statement.
 
Then they burgled their compatriot's home, it added. The beheadings in the western Red Sea city of Jeddah brings the number of executions in the ultraconservative kingdom this year to 31


Read more: http://www.windsorstar.com/news/Saudi+Arabia+beheads+three/5082129/story.html#ixzz1RmxnifiW
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