Funny. Cheating at a higher institution? Sorry, count me out. We all cannot be the same, you know. Besides, is it by force that she has to go to school if she won't have time to read?

Had to repost; I broke the rule, and can't edit. Here goes:

No. It depends.

What kind of soup are we talking about here? Pepper soup?

No. I love her, as a matter of fact.

It depends.

What kind of soup are we talking about here? Pepper soup?

No! Why should I?

Yes, though I pray it doesn't.

Don't you have the feeling that it might turn out dirty.

Talk about killers.

Na fine babe dem dey take do am?

Rude? You mean what a crazy world? Crazy indeed, and sad, too.

Oro buruku ohun erin. I dey laughing.

Yes, but not all. You should know most of them are.

Are you now trying to tell me you don't know?

Lo ba tan. She suku na by force? 

May God have mercy on her soul. You all see why we have to be close to God?

How am I suring that you are make am so?

Very bad and sad.

I take that to mean that you're very much interested in politricks, sorry, politics. Right?

Welcome. If you don't state that people won't know.

Why not? When you have people like yukicares around.

Me self wan "toast" Omorewa. Here goes:

Bawo ni? Oruko mi ni V. O ti to ijo meta kan ti moti n wo e ni adugbo yi. Mo feran re, ma feran lati mo oruko re.

Shame on me; that sounds rather awkward.

Why not, if not? I'm AA, so I think that is no issue if we happen to be blessed with offsprings; at least, based on the basic genetics idea gained from Biology classes in high school.

The only thing I may have issue with is the crises they are subjected.

Pathetic! The number of minutes that the fellow used in molesting the lady should determine the number of years his butt would spent in gaol. What a bestial and debasing act!

But something doesn't add up somewhere in the news. Some hoodlums were said to have snatched her bag the previous day, and that was when she met the old friend, Goodnews. It doesn't appear to me that the whole thing took place within two days as implied and contradicted in the report. At least, I know I'm not drunk.