@OP

Wait, make I go think am first.

I'm not gay.

What are you doing now?

Guess y'all know who the masters are now? Up Barca! English clubs are mince meat for us, man.

I'm not trying to be biased towards my mother. But I know her nature, and besides, I see how she relates to the wife of her eldest son (my brother); even though the lady sometimes misbehave towards her.

I may travel inter-state soon.

But why are you asking? Abi you want chop my Naira?

I'm cooler than you.

Yes!!!! Up Barca!

Or do you hate football?

Now, that is an entirely different thing. There is nothing I can do than take my wife aside and apologize to her if I was able to deduce that my mother was the wrong party. Of course, I'll tell my mother not to do such again. Besides I know my own mother; she can't do that to start with.

God no go give me a were wife. I can't imagine someone slapping my mother and going scot-free; at least not someone I can handle. I'm the kind of person who will not pick a fight with anyone, but having a wife slapping my mother, God forbid! I'm not violent, but for the love I have for my mother, at least I'm going to slap her three times in the heat of the moment, and ask her to apologize to my ma.

See them. Bad influence. Pure rubbish!

Where did this sort of thing happened, be it in the north or anywhere, it is really heartless. This is madness! These sort of people do not deserve to live in a civilised society. So sad. I wonder what those losers on the sides were doing. Crazy! 

You no go kill person.

No.

Now, is it bad to be bossy?

You wan chop am?

No.

Maybe na Stephen be yeye. So I'm throwing the question out again: are you yeye?

Men are wicked sha! And by that I don't mean men as in men, but women included.

If this is at all true, then that's very bad of him. I'm afraid he won't last long in the Super Chicken, sorry, Eagles.

No.

Does anyone feel he can be trusted?

Even you?

Now, that picture there was a gory one. People can be wicked sha.