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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Facelift |
on: 12-12-2009 02:28 AM
| A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up."
"Oh, no." the woman replies. "I want it all done in one shot. I don't want to have to come back."
The doctor thinks for a second, then offers, "There is a new procedure where we put a screw in the top of your head. Then anytime you see wrinkles appearing, you just give it a little turn, which pulls the skin up, and they disappear."
"That's what I want!" exclaims the lady. "Let's do that."
Six months later the lady charges into the doctor's office. "Well, how's the procedure holding up?" the doctor asks. "Terrible!" the lady bellows. "It's the worst mistake I've ever made."
"What's wrong?" asks the doctor.
"Just look at these bags under my eyes!" she hollers.
"Lady," the doctor retorts, "those aren't bags, those are your tits. And if you don't leave that screw alone, you're going to have a beard!" Just2sexy  .........HEHEHEHE...funny... you sure? pretty sure...........  | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The boobs |
on: 12-12-2009 02:26 AM
| | right back to you Lil'....keep up the good work....
i missed the forum for too long...its good to be reading new stuff form you guys.
cheers......... | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Women are too complicated |
on: 12-12-2009 02:25 AM
| One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out.
The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one."
The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to visit Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me seasick. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie thought for a minute and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved: the pilings needed to hold up the highway, how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "Well, there is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand my girlfriend. What makes her laugh and cry, why is she temperamental, why is she so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes her tick?"
The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................. are we that really bad??? LOL..... I'll spare you for this...  ....nice try.... hahah Just2sexy | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Facelift |
on: 12-12-2009 02:16 AM
| A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up."
"Oh, no." the woman replies. "I want it all done in one shot. I don't want to have to come back."
The doctor thinks for a second, then offers, "There is a new procedure where we put a screw in the top of your head. Then anytime you see wrinkles appearing, you just give it a little turn, which pulls the skin up, and they disappear."
"That's what I want!" exclaims the lady. "Let's do that."
Six months later the lady charges into the doctor's office. "Well, how's the procedure holding up?" the doctor asks. "Terrible!" the lady bellows. "It's the worst mistake I've ever made."
"What's wrong?" asks the doctor.
"Just look at these bags under my eyes!" she hollers.
"Lady," the doctor retorts, "those aren't bags, those are your tits. And if you don't leave that screw alone, you're going to have a beard!" Just2sexy .........HEHEHEHE...funny... | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The boobs |
on: 12-12-2009 02:14 AM
| A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of Bosom s are there?"
The father, surprised, answers:
"Well, son, there are three kinds of Bosom s.
In her twenties, a woman's Bosom s are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."  ..............new version...LOL Just2sexy | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: My Eggs |
on: 11-12-2009 11:13 AM
| a Chinese , Japanese and Korean man ar well sat on d eatin table.. waiter: sir wat food wud u lyk us to prepare 4 u? Chinese man: hmmm i wat boiled eggs with bread and a cup of coffee.. Japanese man: kindly fry my eggs and a glass of milk.. Korean man : didn't say a word bcoz he wasn't gud in speeking English.. waiter: sir hw do u want ur eggs to b prepared? LOL.....this is really funny.... been missing the forum for sometime now.....funny one indeed! Korean man : my eggs? waiter: yes sir.., ur eggs.. Korean man: wit a mean face replied... just leave my eggs alone! | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: How men Load their guns !!!!! |
on: 12-10-2009 01:22 PM
| Am sure sumtin is wrong with my machine gun, or how do you explain going on- strike when there was a job to do??? A nice looking busy neat came calling and my AK-47 assault riffle just went cold without notice. It took the intervention of the fire-service men in the area to bring it to life, but trust me, I already had an alibi..
After the show-if shame, I took the mixture from Baba Muri alagbo, the bush meat cursed the day she was born as she left with tears all over... coolguy, teeco, j2sexy., is there anyway I can avoid the repeat of this??
I am preparing myself for the next time Sillyjoker, Iphie and favourtee will come back. I dont wat to tell stories..
I suspect coolguy is using some jass for me???
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see 14:14, i no like all dis kin thing wey you dey plan so.... okay am sorry, but plz leave iphie alone for me now... you can keep favvy forever if you want, but plz just leave my iphie alone. now u guys what are u leaving for me. kinda division to prime number and no remainder. divide favvy with 14:14 then. ........................................ @ KRIS....... learn to do the math properly..... | | | | |
