hehe gunner liverpool..nice!!hope she's okayy and omat wont take it easy with her if he ses her naked

sorry kelly na ur babe abi? u no serious

hehe hey babe am trynna chill menh!!dis place changed where is favvy

HA NO SERIOUS TOO MUCH OOOO I BEG!!!

she is ooo

Oboy see sex for guys Brain

awww i miss u too kellly **hugszz**

PLZ NO SILLY COMMENT PLZ

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

 

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad CowDisease.

Lady reporter:Good morning sir, i am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad cow disease. Can u offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said:Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

The lady reporter(obviously embarrassed): well, sir, that's a new piece of information; but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Madcow disease?

The farmer: And madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

The lady reporter: sir, this is really valuable information; but what about getting to the point?

The farmer:(getting closer to the reporter) i am getting to the point, madam.....just imagine, if i was playing with your br**st twice a day and only scr*wing you once a year, wouldnt you get mad?