hhmmm... me too... well, my exams are set next week...god help me.. LOL... funny coz i get bored reading notes and spend all time over the net... too bad of me. yeah, i hardly get to see those old pals. i have federico in my Facebook, and some guys from here too... but the rest, i lost contact. jokers and posters here now are way too harsh, sso i tend to just hang out in Facebook... playing poker sometimes... better than dealing will all their words thats too hurting.

 

I'm doin good babe... so far so good....no one is at the verge of my neck...HEHEHE... been too busy at work and studies. and i got so addicted in a game in Facebook ( farmville) lol... so i didnt have time to hang out here ofter. hope everything is well with yha... i missed every one from the old school... hhhmmpp..where are they now??? i don't see them here.

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BE PREPARED...........LOL

nothing much....just dropping by to great u a happy weekend babe. its been too long. missed u here.
With the warnings...lol, u never changed a bit. heheh you're still the one and only ironbabe i used to joke with.
cheers to u always!

  .......ME? NO WAY!

me too....

when ever i remember this joke, it just makes me laugh.
tnx guys for dealing with the shits....JOKE!

12 to be precise...LOL

jeeez..... u enjoyed the shits.... me too!

@belindajustins..... try reading with out the shits. maybe it would  help.

actually there are 2 more underneath.... LOL

Ghost Shit

You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.

 

Teflon Coated Shit

Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!

 

Gooey Shit

This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

 

Second Thought Shit

You're all done wiping your ass and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more.

 

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit

This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

 

Bali Belly Shit

You shit so much you lose 5 kilos.

 

Right Now Shit

You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.

 

King Kong or Commode Choker Shit

This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house.

 

Wet Cheeks Shit

This shit hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your ass wet.

 

Wish Shit

You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shit!

 

Cement Block or Oh God Shit

You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you shit.

 

Snake Shit

This shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.

 

Cork Shit (Also Known as Floater Shit)

Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This shit usually happens at someone else's house.

 

Mexican Food Shit (also called Screamers)

You'll know it's alright to eat again when your A*#S stops burning.

 

Beer Drunk Shit

This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shit doesn't smell too bad, but this shit is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of shit also usually happens at someone else's house.

 

The Frightened Turtle

The kind of shit that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in

 

The Bungee Shit

The kind of shit that just hangs off your ass before it falls into the water.

 

The Ring of Fire Shit

The kind of shit where you eat really spicy food and your A*#S feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.

 

The Crippler

The kind of shit where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.

 

The Big Bobber

The kind of shit that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.

 

The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

The kind of shit that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

 

The Incredible Hulk Shit

The king of shit that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.

 

The Jack the Ripper Shit

The kind of shit that yanks out the hair of your ass as it pushes its way out.

 

The Party Pooper

The giant shit you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.

 

The Toxic Gas Shit

The kind of shit that makes you pass out and fall of the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town.

 

Dirty Bowl Shit

The kind of shit that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.

 

The Windy City Shit

When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a shit.

 

Oh Shit! Shit

You shit so much and wipe your ass so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH SHIT!

 

The Never Ending Shit

It's the shit that keeps running out of your ass like pea, and just when you start wiping your ass your stomach gargles and splash, more shit runs out. This always happens after eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

 

Ouch That Hurt Shit

The type of shit that leaves you feeling like you just hoped onto a bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts hours.

hhhmmm............ just passing by!

it should be ....LOTS OF LOVE........

tnx...........cheers to you as well

nooo... actually i wasn't online that time.
I left my computer on and forgot to log off....
sorry, i don't really come here often so my reply is always late.

what do you wanna talk about??? LOL

JUST CLEARING MY THROAT.....

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