Well this is how i gonna' do this:

phyuk Mr. Number

phyuk Add12

phyuk Jsexy as a Moderator,  and as a mother phyuking General.

And if you want to be down with Jsexy,

Then phyuk you too.

Coolguy, phyuk you too.

All you mother phyukers,
phyuk you too.

Die Nigga die slow nigga die motherphyuker

SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER......


We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into the front door.

We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!

The cab driver smiled and said just like my mum

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"
The man replies "No. What do you mean?"
She... says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me."
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the
steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man
"No. What do you mean?” says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man. "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me."... See More
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where the smiling, naked receptionist greets him. "May I help you?" she says.The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.""But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven’t had the chance to see all our facilities."The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I get an erection once a month but I fart 15 times a day! I'm outta here.

:'( :'( :'( :'(

you be killer

How far

See forget that boy look me 

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thanx guys,i'm humbled by ur greetings and wishes ..thanx y'all...my general teeco,add12,coolguy, my big brother moneyinbrakemi,damover,brizio,mckelli,my angel favourtee,scorpionheart99,loverrose,the terrorist j2sexy and to all the big and little demons in da house ....thanx to you all its a big big miracle being alive today

phyuk u teeco if u dont levea that lady 4 me

but am missing only you

you want me to cry