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1	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: I love kissing but my Bf don't like it	on: 25-04-2009 02:22 AM
Maybe he'll rather have you kiss him sumwhere different.. Confront him and ask him if he wants ur lips somwhere else...

2	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: what could u do when ur beloved one breaks ur heart?	on: 25-04-2009 02:15 AM
This question is like a white elephant jigsaw puzzle... there're different parameters to check b4 makin a choice in this situation... Think about it!

3	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Should there be a law, legalizing same sex marriage in Nigeria?	on: 23-04-2009 06:31 AM
Quote from: downlowguy on 23-04-2009 12:23 AM Quote from: Vosa on 22-04-2009 06:06 PM Obasonjo passed a law to jail anyone catch in such act.... so gay marriage is far from being accepted here in 9ja... especislly with this our conservative parents.... one word "Kojor" So to all u Gay boyz and lesboz ... i advice u move to Yankee (Land of the Bizarre) ur face self bi like prison and devil face and also look bizarre..lol..Pity such that gave birth to you Dude, shay we bin dey fight b4? why u kon dey tassy mi like dis? u 4 leave the person wey born me, u 4 just abuse me... i see ur were beamed from the 12th century, and ur lame dumb ass knw nuffin about still graphics... So u're voting for the Homos eh? I wish u d best... tell me: Where did u buy pampers when ur ass was first busted? >:(Bloody Ass4ker ..

4	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Man sleeping with mother as wife - custom	on: 22-04-2009 07:45 PM
That is straight out sick.... but remember there was a time in humanity when people had to marry their sisters... i heard that Sarah is Abrahams step sister.... can u beat that?

5	Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: "unstoppable" Vs "Entertainer" which is the bomb?	on: 22-04-2009 07:44 PM
Omo... tubaba is a talent and dbanj is a person to watch on and off screen.... but its all good... i luv em both

6	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: i need your opinion,because i don't know what to do.	on: 22-04-2009 07:38 PM
lol mate.. i'm into still graphics and that a project i got a good score with... i'm beta lookin than that believe me.... thanx for the recomendation anyway... God bless

7	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Old guys marrying younger gurls....	on: 22-04-2009 07:10 PM
She's officially doomed... She'll pay for her mistake for a very long time.... I hope you Juvenile deliquents in this room will learn from that sad pathetic girl.... Most older guys going for way younger girls cant tolerate competition, so dey go for lil girls dey can control.... Even if the girl in question leaves the dude, its still a stigma on her... God Bless Nigeria

8	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: sex wit a married man	on: 22-04-2009 06:59 PM
I admire your courage to say such bout ur self, but i bet the waanker married dude is deekless... plus, u cant escape it.. other guys go fcuk ur husband too.... incase the married dude is not deekless, then maybe u shud try alum... i heard it contracts the chocha.... I hope it helps Note: Alum makes it contract for a short while... if anything and i mean anyfin... even a finger goes there, it'll return to it's former state...

9	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: i need your opinion,because i don't know what to do.	on: 22-04-2009 06:50 PM
Girl.... learn from other people that have been in a general story like this... this ur condition is very very general and very very like a nollywood movie.... the guy is obviously a jerk and he doesnt love you, he just likes you... and now that u have a better potential, he's psych'd himslf to show more affection so you can be of use to him.... deep in ur mind, you knw what the truth is.... Sweetheart Dump The Lump You deserve better and my mum always tells me... "Dont marry any1 cos of Pity" pls learn from this.. its a persons mistake i knw of... God Bless Nigeria

10	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Pregnancy before marriage, is it a good thing?	on: 22-04-2009 06:40 PM
Who your sisters husband is, is my kinda guy.... he's a low risk investor, he'll rather confirm her fertility b4 signin a contract than risking it.... i guess ur sis has too choices, trust the guy and carry belle for him or walk away cos of her religious believes.... Note that he might be a complete jerk that just wants to taste that cherry pie and ditch the beech..... Oops mind me language

11	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What Do You Think About When You're Having Sex?	on: 22-04-2009 06:33 PM
If i don't really dig her: I fink bout the bad and annoyin fins she's done so i could be more aggressive If i dig her: I fink of how i can make her have 7 orgasms in 90mins.... Don't judge me.. i know i'm a freak...

12	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Chesos..he just squeezed my boobs	on: 22-04-2009 06:30 PM
b4 a guy will just grab a woman's baloons, he must be mentally unstable so i'll advice y'all bluffaz saying u'll slap and roll 360 degrees to just back off or insult the ha**wipe, else it might initiate a brawl he'll use to rape your rude hass.... Dig! @poster, sum'in is up btw ur friend and her uncle.... i bet he does more than touch her boobs.... 1

13	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Two corps members arrested over open sex	on: 22-04-2009 06:20 PM
A lot of Nigerian are bloody Hypocrites... We all have our crazy sex storiz... that's the animalistic part of us.... I don't support a jail term for such, maybe fine or sum'in... i have done a quickie outsyd the club, 4k all u non-adventrous old-skul 4kers.... remove the cataract n ur eyes b4 u touch the contact lenses in mine... Vosa has left the Forum

14	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Advice Plsssss!	on: 22-04-2009 06:12 PM
Quote from: HOPEA23 on 20-04-2009 03:37 PM Quote from: oyiza4me on 20-04-2009 03:28 PM Hi my good pals, please I need an advice… Am 28yrs now, and there is this guy I dated 6yrs back now and I purposely left him for a guy I met b4 him bcos I was madly in love with him den, but since then this guy don’t seems to leave me alone of which I later have another guy that am seriously in love with now. The problem now is, the guy am having now is not ready for settling down for now and my 6yrs ex- lover want me so crazy to be his wife now. Pls my pals, wat do I do? Should I accept him as my husband or I should still wait for my present lover. But I really want to settle down now. thanks my good pals. settlement......... gurl i advice you to do your thing,,,,,go for the first lover,,since you want to settle down,,,,for tht nonsense one that is not ready to settle ,dump his ass,,,(don,t mind my manner). This is the worst advice i've heard from a human being.... well what do u knw? "Aliens are amongst us" U dont wanna knw if the 6yrs dude is a jerk and it'll be a hell on earth kinda marriage.... u just feel she shud dump the present guy.... u r either bad at advicin people or a complete sadist.... @poster... I'll advice u pray about it cos no advice can assure a man that'll be worth being with for the rest of ur natural life..... God Bless NIGERIA

15	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Should there be a law, legalizing same sex marriage in Nigeria?	on: 22-04-2009 06:06 PM
Obasonjo passed a law to jail anyone catch in such act.... so gay marriage is far from being accepted here in 9ja... especislly with this our conservative parents.... one word "Kojor" So to all u Gay boyz and lesboz ... i advice u move to Yankee (Land of the Bizarre)

16	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Am I Too Young To Get Married?	on: 18-04-2009 12:12 AM
If u rush in, u'll rush out..... whats the rush gan? maybe u need to know what "forever and ever" really means.... If u "gbe ayan mi" (get pregnant) you'll break d first covenant of marriage, F'in b4 getting married and the chances that your husbby will get sick of your chocha earlier than u believe.... i cud guess ur husby is kinda older and he's d one that in a rush.... why i dey type all dis stuff sef, wetin concern me.... Log Out!

17	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Naijapals Personality of the year finalists [Updated]	on: 18-04-2009 12:04 AM
I dunno knw aw i wuld feel if i was in this list, if i've spent a great number of time on this site.... that means u av burnt time on crap..except ur job demands you to be on the internet... then, i dont fink this is an award, Haven said that.... If i have to vote, it's gotta be My Fly Myra (still unibrowed though...lol)

18	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Nijapals..How Old Is Too Old To Still Be Living With Your Parents ???	on: 14-04-2009 02:28 AM
Omo, walk a mile in some peps shoes wey dia situation critical.... dis no b yankee so the age no matter, if u get job or u hammer, u fi move out as early as 22-25... but if 33 meet u 4 ur papa kaban, that means u don "la na" (catch fire)... But when there's life there hope sha.... Vosa has left the building....

19	Forum / Forum Games / Re: Email. .....ID	on: 10-04-2009 09:40 PM
Nglite&[email protected]

20	Forum / Forum Games / Re: make a sentence with three words	on: 10-04-2009 09:38 PM
in her mouth

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