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(WARNING: don't read dis story if u are not a monk)
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A man is driving down the road And breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says,"My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"
The monks graciously accept
him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries
to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a so
und like no
other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the
monks what the sound was, but they say,"We can't tell you.
You're not a monk’.". The man is disappointed but thanks
them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years
later, the same man breaks down in front of the same
monastery, The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.
That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,"We can't tell you. You're not a monk". The man says,"All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?". The monks reply,"You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk". The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says,"I have traveled the earth and devoted my life to the task you demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284 ,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999 ,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth."The monks reply,
"Congratulations, you are correct! and now
you are a monk. We shall now show you the way to the
sound"..
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where
the head monk says,"the sound you seek is behind that
door". The man reaches for the knob, but the door is
locked. He asks,"May I have the key?" The monks give him
the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is
another door made of stone. The man requests the key to
the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens
it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another
key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is
another door, this one is made of sapphire. And so it went
until the man had gone through doors of emerald,.. silver,
topaz and amethyst. Finally, the monks say,"This is the key
to the last door". The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks
the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is
astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is
truly an amazing and unbelievable sight....
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But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk ! lol
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i warned you lol..
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I no know wetin I go even tell u....creative anyway, but sorry to say....u an idiot.
