wtf? you get 6months jail for stealing billions in public funds, but you get death sentence for stealing a jeep that costs less than 3million naira? yea right!

Stop talking and start working already!

 

 ::)yea right

tha fuq?

Balotelli, is that you?

  wtf? the world coming to an end?

 

I just hate sisters who are lazy in bed...it took you almost 20mins just to get in that tiny pencil jeans of yours, and you just lie there expecting me to take it off for you without offering any indications that you want to help? haba! na only me wan enjoy am?

Not a single f*ck is given

Religion of Peace, right? *smh*

If I catch my girl in such situation, I'll just hiss and turn back..

and if I get caught(though I really doubt that), I wont panic, i'll make sure I enjoy the ride all through, after all the deed has been done already..

  eniola who? am I mad? I don date that kain chick before, na small remain make I die...I no fit try dat sh*t again, now na portables

if a girl feels sick, she's pregnant..

if something is too good beyond description, then its BAD! *badt guy*

 

Finally!!!, a real evidence and a solid reason to do away with Ndidiamaka ..@poster, oshe gan ni! from now on its calabars girls, akwa iboms girls..etc

 

Not a single f*ck is given!

what is wrong with it? they told you the snake is18ft7in long but you don't seem to get it, so they're illustrating it for ya, get it now?