(To most yorubas) If you're a Nigerian and you're not Yoruba, then you're either hausa or Igbo, not other tribe exist in Nigeria..lol

(To most Igbos) most of the girls in the cities are too exposed and not good for marriage, only the ones in the villages are "Wife Materials".

(To my mum) so far a you're student, you must know EVERYTHING, and I mean EVERY SINGLE THING in the world, including how to cook Oha soup even though I was born and brought up Yoruba ways...she'll say: If you don't know, then why are you going to school? (I love that woman die)

PB4, SeenB4, HeardB4, ReadB4...

Death by Hanging Eating

Mheeennn!!! this kain flexible babe na die, no extra meat where its not needed, na to just carry am with my hands and go straight to paradise! I like dat style die and she just dey perfect! anyhow you turn am she go turn, na im make sense pass joor!

Can you please define "Dirty" as used in the context? I live in an environment where 65% of the people there are Igbos (even plenty pass the indigenes sef), and I must say, their level of "cleanliness" is nothing to write home about...

every fine girl(especially the light skinned ones) are mammy waters

if a ladies marries late, spiritual husband is disturbing her

lwkmd...nice one poster

that picture itself is a mirror(aside the mirror on the side), that makes 2 mirrors.

  Joke Forum?

Nigga please, in my area we have to literally BEG NEPA to take the light.... and im not saying that in reverse, i mean that sh*t

 

Ok, maybe i agree with every other thing, but a woman losing respect for you cos you're a liar? i just dont see it.. women LOVE guys who's got Ph.D in lie, you just cant win with them if you dont know how to lie...but then again, they'll rather die than admit that they prefer lies to truth.. all the same, nice article..

and this is the same Dino Melaye that staged a fake death threat on himself barely months ago? bitch please!!!

grow up please, what has sagging got to to with flying aeroplane who's doing the flying? the man or his half dropping troussers? did you not hear of a Vladimir Franz, who has his whole body tattooed and pierced and still contest presidential election in Czech Republic? thats even far off, you should watch the movie "Soul Plane"...

Yoruba people? are you high on some kind of cheap crack?

you're young, you're its only natural to make mistakes, you only hav to learn from your mistakes. and take all these things on your list away i doubt there's be any mistake left to be made, show me that perfect young man/woman who cant make mistakes

wannabe Kanye.....  get your own image dawg, you're disgracing yourself!

tha fuq?

A Nigerian commits suicide? how absurd is that?

Bitch please...

who tha hell is she? and just who tha phyuk is/are "US"? gat a life already, damnit!!!