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19081  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Wedding cake mistake on: 19-02-2011 11:47 PM
A Lady asked a Baker 2 print  1st John 4:18 on a wedding cake which reads “There is no fear in luv; but perfect luv cast out fear: bcuz fear has torment. He dat fears is not made perfect in luv”

But he 4got n instead printed boldly John 4:18, which reads “For U have had five husbands; n he whom u now have is not ur husband” n brought d cake on d wedding day. 

Wat would you do if you were d bride especially seeing dis on ur wedding day?
Wat would you do if you were d groom especially bringing d cake 2 u on ur wedding day just 4 ur perusal?     Remember some small mistakes are not all that small.
19082  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: for igbos only on: 19-02-2011 11:26 PM
Quote from: Sharonaustin86 on 17-02-2011 11:10 AM
A boy was toasting a girl and the following dialogue ensued bt them.
Boy: babe how aa u?
girl: am fine
boy: what is ur name?
girl: Virginia Odinkemma
boy: wow! what a nice and beautiful name for a pretty lady
girl: so what is ur own name?
boy: Innocent Odifemkwuru  Kaodinkenaeme
@poster: If u be Virginia Odinkemma den u come follow Innocent Odifemkwuru  Kaodinkenaeme. U no say after nine months d result will be Abraham wee mara sarah ha we mua I saac
19083  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Its Not a Joke just warning for Men (Page 2) on: 19-02-2011 10:52 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 19-02-2011 03:29 PM
poster e be like say u DRUNK b4 u post ya warning
Pls tell him not 2 drink b4 he post
19084  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / D FIRST PERSON TO USE TELEPHONE on: 19-02-2011 10:44 PM
10yr old boy asked his mum one day, who was d first person dat used a telephone.
Mum:  don’t know, did u?.
Son: It was God
Mum: How do u mean
Son: We were told in d Sunday skuul dat God called Adam, though he did not answer. But we were also told dat Adam was d first man created by God, so God was d first to use phone but he must have forgotten to give Adam his own phone dat was y he did not answer dat first call.
19085  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: una dey mad on: 18-02-2011 11:49 PM
wetin b dis one
19086  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Bad Market on: 18-02-2011 11:46 PM
A man rented a new apartment in d Vampires area n immediately he packed in, d pple in dat area came n informed him about d blood suckers n hw they terrorize all d neighborhood by sucking pples blood. But d man said there’s no problem, that he has a proof. Den at night when d Vampires noticed dat there was a fresh blood in their area, they agreed 2 go n check on him. As they arrived in d mans house n were about to suck his blood. D man said 2 them, there is no problem sucking my blood but b/4 u do I just want 2 let u know dat I was diagnosed HIV/AIDS positive last week datz y I leave my former house. They  halted immediately n one of dem said 2 d man, we only come 2 help arrange ur properties but we can see dat u have already done dat. So we say welcome 2 d neighborhood, u are free 2 live wit us here 4 as long as u want n anoder cut in n said 2 d man: U re bad market. They dismissed instanta.
19087  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Cost of lodging in a Hotel In Nigeria...Ridiculous. on: 18-02-2011 11:17 PM
Bros Americana, d info dat u got was wrong n like some one said may be u ve been swindled but 2 tell u d fact in every aspect of life United States of America is more expensive 2 live dan Naija including dat of hotels. If u doubt it just ask google n check d list of most expensive countries to live in around d wolrd, n u will c dat USA is far ahead of Naija. pls don't be deceived.
19088  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Apple CEO Steve Jobs has just six weeks to live: Report on: 18-02-2011 10:47 PM
Quote from: trolling on 17-02-2011 11:16 PM
There is an evil which I have seen under the sun, and it is common among men: A man to whom God hath given riches, wealth, and honour, so that he wanteth nothing for his soul of all that he desireth, yet God giveth him not power to eat thereof, but a stranger eateth it: this is vanity, and it is an evil disease."
Gud verse bro, I love dat book more dan any other books of d bible. But there is nothing impossible for God 2 do
19089  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: sweet cane on: 18-02-2011 12:20 AM
Quote from: olooworlay on 17-02-2011 11:46 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 17-02-2011 11:38 PM
hey!!  na vex be dat? ok sorry I no kno say na Aboki sence u get. keep it up

ha ha ha! c person wey dey talk say i get aboki sense.....ur profile pic don show say u b aboki
 Boy, Its just a complement n notin more. So u don't need 2 share it wit me, take it its  all urs.  Smiley Smiley
19090  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: sweet cane on: 17-02-2011 11:38 PM
hey!!  na vex be dat? ok sorry I no kno say na Aboki sence u get. keep it up
19091  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Imagine that "THIS NA INSID CHURCH" on: 17-02-2011 11:32 PM
U dey take liquor 4 church hmmmmmm  Shocked Shocked
19092  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Danfo driver on: 17-02-2011 11:29 PM
Nice one  Smiley Smiley Grin Grin
19093  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: CARRY YOUR BURDENS. on: 17-02-2011 11:12 PM
 Grin
19094  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: sweet cane on: 17-02-2011 11:10 PM
even now u are still in d primary skuul
19095  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Glad to be drunk on: 17-02-2011 10:43 PM
Gud
19096  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NICE TOUCH on: 17-02-2011 10:36 PM
Quote from: xavexdo5 on 17-02-2011 10:24 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 17-02-2011 10:16 PM
Quote from: xavexdo5 on 17-02-2011 10:12 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 15-02-2011 10:56 AM
posta mad woman touch ur brain?
him kiss mad woman
@xavexdo5: Ur own be say mad woman no go gree kiss u. Na only pig fit manage to kiss dis ur mouth wey like anus
i dont do animals like you
at least d mad woman nor gree kiss me,na u she say she like Shocked
They say God created man in his image but in ur own case u are not an image of God bcuz ur face does not resemble anything dat related 2 God or God himself. Infact u an image of Gorilla.
19097  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NICE TOUCH on: 17-02-2011 10:28 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 16-02-2011 04:24 PM
poster no mind them .......u try ....

i no laugh oooooo
@Riverniger1: Thank u jaree na u b d only person wey sabi d topic, though I kno say u no go laff bcuz of ur mouth. U kno wat I mean.
19098  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NICE TOUCH on: 17-02-2011 10:19 PM
Quote from: shinapeters on 15-02-2011 01:04 PM
dis poster needs deliverance! Shocked
@shinapeters: U too need deliverance
19099  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NICE TOUCH on: 17-02-2011 10:16 PM
Quote from: xavexdo5 on 17-02-2011 10:12 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 15-02-2011 10:56 AM
posta mad woman touch ur brain?
him kiss mad woman
@xavexdo5: Ur own be say mad woman no go gree kiss u. Na only pig fit manage to kiss dis ur mouth wey like anus
19100  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NICE TOUCH on: 17-02-2011 10:13 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 15-02-2011 10:56 AM
posta mad woman touch ur brain?
@terryworld : U kiss mad woman
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