Nice to hear, well done bro kip it up.

D lawyer na fraud, defendant na fraudster

@mrvoue: e be like say na for motherless babies dem pick u, bcuz I can c say u no suck ur mothers Bosom . Na milk 4rm goat and pick they take feed u dats y u go open ur mouth dey vomitt d rotten milk.

A guy was in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like half an hour. Suddenly, dis big trouble-making macho man steps 2 him n takes d drink from d guy, n drank it all down. D poor man starts crying.  macho man says, "Come on man, I was just joking here, I'll buy u another drink. I just can't stand 2 c a man cry."

"No, it's not dat. Dis day is d worst of my life. 1st, I fall asleep, n I go late 2 office. My boss, fires me. When I leave d office building 2 my car, I found out it was stolen. D police said dat they can do nothing. I get a cab 2 return home, n when I stepped out of d cab, I remembered I left my wallet n credit cards in d cab n d cab driver just drove away."

"I go home, n when I get there, I find my wife in bed with d gardener. I leave home, n come 2 dis bar n just when I was thinking about putting an end 2 my life, U show up n drink my poison.

bros help me ask amoooo

A mad woman registered her son in one primary skuul in their community. One day d  teacher was teaching n asking d class questions one after d other n when its the boys turn d teacher asked him, who was d 1st president of USA? D boy did not say anything, then again who was d 1st president of Nig? He did not know it either. So the teacher flogged him very hard n d boy jumped through d window, headed to d market 2 tell his mother. When d mother saw him, she asked him who did dis 2 u n d boy said it’s d teacher. D mad woman now went n bought a big cain n took d boy back to their skuul. When they got to their class she asked d teacher why did u flogged my son in dis manner. Teacher: “Your son is a dumb type” I asked him who was d first President of USA, he did not know it and I asked d first president of Nig, he did not know it either, but that was what I just taught them dis morning.

She said 2 d teacher, U as teacher did u know d first of every thing? D teacher said ofcuz yes dats y I am a teacher, I was trained to know many things. D mad woman said let me ask u just a simple question, who was d 1st mad man in USA? D teacher was shocked at d question n did not say a word, again who was d 1st mad man in Nigeria? D teacher did not say a word. She brought out d cain she was hiding behind n flogged the teacher severely n then said 2her son lets go I will be teaching u by myself I just realized dat dis teacher knows nothing.

even u as person, na pb4 u be. Ur new name na Mr Pb4

A man waka go meet d bartender, "I bet u #2000 dat I fit piss into dat cup keep over there n I no go miss a single drop."D bartender said, "There is no way you can do dat. Sure, I'll bet u on dat #2000." D man unzipped his trouser n begin to urinate all over the bar, spraying on d bottles even on d bartender not making a single drop in the cup. D bartender starts smiling n laughing n says, "Dat's it, u owe me 2k."

D man den walks over to d table where he was sitting n starts laughing n shaking hands with d men sitting there. He walks back to d bartender n hands him d money laughing at him.D bartender asks, "Y are u laughing? u just lost d bet."D man said, "I dey laugh bcuz I bet those guys over there 10k say I fit piss all over u n ur bar n u go still de laugh when I finish.

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A trailer driver always comes back home very weak and tired. He lived in an uncompleted decked house wit his wife. As soon as he returns 4rm work take his bath n they finish eating, both of them will go up 2 take some fresh air n immediately they got there d man will b fast asleep, heavy sleep 4 dat matter.  So his neighbor (a man) cease the opportunity 2 take holy Communion wit d wife in d same mattress she is lying wit d Husb bcuz there was no light in their area for a long time.

One faithful night, d man was asleep as usual n d neighbor was on top of mount zion, suddenly there was light in their area n as d man wants to jump up immediately, muscle pull held him down still on top of the woman. Then d sleeping Husb was alerted by d noise of people who were still awake as they shouted UP NEPA!!

Immediately d Husb woke up n saw his neighbor on her wife, he rushed in his room n brought a machete, n asked d neighbor what are u doing?  Neighbor: Pls its muscle pull! muscle pull!!. D man said ok,  let me use d machete to kill d muscle pull so dat in ur next life there will be no muscle pull 4 u again bcuz it will die wit u. And thanks 2 u Muscle Pull

EVEN POSTED AT NIGHT OF THOUSAND LAUGH

THANKS 2 U ALL NP DAT CONTRIBUTED TO THIS TOPIC, INCLUDING D OVER SABIES AND FAKERS. I WAS ABLE TO PICK SOME POINTS.

Housewife was comin 4rm 2days journey, Her little girl runs to her n says "Mom u refused 2tell me d name of dat thing between Dad's legs. I have finally figured it out on my own "IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH" D mom laughs den asks her "Hw do u kno dat? "D girl explains" Dis 2days away I woke early to prepare myself to Skuul n each time I wake, dis morning I will see d maid kneeling in front of Dad, brushing her teeth with Dad's toothbrush n I saw enough TOOTHPASTE in her mouth.

There is no where in my Bible where a clergy man was prime minister or President. Rather God spoke to the people in power through them. Pls lets not use d name God in vain. If some men of God want to turn politicians, let them do it on their own and stop involving God.

Be it David, Joseph or Daniel, non of them was cleric. Besides Aso Rock is not a house of God. No matter how beautiful it may be. U cannot serve both God and mammon, remember he said that he is a jealous God. (No be me dem go deceive bcuz my bible don tell me dat already, to beware of dis kain tin).

DIS SITE IS REALLY FUN JARRE

I have my reason 2 ask dis question> IS IT POSSIBLE 4 A WOMAN 2 B MARRIED 2 MORE DAN ONE MAN AT D SAME TIME? (POLYANDRY) IS THERE ANY PART OF THE WORLD WHERE IT IS PRATICED?

make d government complete the pickin money naa, why the president dey give am N20 after he don pray 4 more dan two weeks b4 writting a letter

A man wit scrotal elephantiasis once had a quarrel wit a mad man, and out of vexenation he told d mad man dat he will break his head. Den d mad said 2 him, <if you want us to break our selves, we break. After all it’s only my head dat u will break, but I will break both ur head and below cuz u have other thinz 2 break >

Gud one 4 students

A certain man  turned 45yrs of age, & he decided 2 celebrate it in a special way. So after havin his brk/fast wit his family in d mornin, he went out of his house on a short journey. When he got 2 a certain place, he saw pple at d newspaper stand and after greetings he asked them. "How old do u think I am?" Some said 35, some said 38, others said 40. Then he replied I am 45yrs.

He entered a nearby eatery and sat beside a young gal, he asked her "How old do u think I am" and her reply was 30. D man said well I am 45yrs. On his way back home, he met an elderly woman at d bus stop and greeted her. As usual he asked her the same question. D woman looked at him and said. As u can see dat am very old, so I cannot tell ur age by just looking at u. There is only one way I will know ur age. If u will allow me 2 put my hand inside and check d weight and size of d man in there, I would b able 2 tell u exactly ur age.

D man looked around and there was no body so he let d woman in 2 do d math’s. D woman grabbed d animal inside d trouser and did as it pleases her. After she’s done wit his manhood she said 2 d man, "U ARE 45YRS" The man shouted "incredible" how did u manage? The old woman replied, “I was behind u at d eatery when u told d young gal dat u were 45yrs. Bye” D woman joined a bus dat just stopped and waved to him.