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581  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: ABORTION: HARD DECISION OR EASY SOLUTION? on: 3-06-2010 08:00 PM
QUESTION: LADIES, IF YOU WERE RAPED BE IT STRANGER OR ACQUAINTANCE WOULD YOU HAVE AN ABORTION OR KEEP THE BABY? WOULD YOUR DECISION REST ON MORAL GROUNDS, FAMILY, RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION? WOULD YOUR DECISION CHANGE IF YOU KNEW YOUR LIFE WAS IN DANGER OR THE LOSS OF LIFE AS A RESULT OF HAVING THE BABY?


MEN: IF YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER/SISTER/FRIEND ETC WAS RAPED WOULD YOU ENCOURAGE HER TO HAVE AN ABORTION?  WOULD YOU SUPPORT HER DECISION OR LEAVE HER?  IS YOUR DECISION INFLUENCED BY BELIEF, SOCIETY, ETC?  IF HER LIFE IS IN DANGER WOULD YOU PERSIST SHE HAVE THE BABY?

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Well, well well!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is simple. If u were raped by a member of the human species and you get pregnant, do not abort the baby.

Life is not a straight road. Believe you me, u cant see across that bend. U think you can but you cant. You cant see across that bend. Things are not as they seem. If u were raped then u were raped. Now what is rape? A forceful taking of your property by some thief. That is what it is. If there is a product.
then you should accept it. That product is a gift. That product is your compensation.

You accept the rain. You accept sunshine. You accepted Katrina. You accepted the world trade center. You don't know if you will be the victim of an accident. You don't know a lot of things.

Once upon a time, I was sleeping in my fathers house in some room allocated to me. I heard some sound. I woke up and discovered that the carpet had caught fire. The fire was a tiny one but never the less potent. Carpets burn like diesel. I used some heavy cloth and turned it off. I disconnected a plug from a socket and immediately went back to sleep.

Guess what started the fire? Some cabling to an Air Conditioner. It turned out that the cable wasnt long enough so some creative technician elongated it by joining. The spark started where the cable was joined. That part was coiled on the rug.

Now you are like so what? And I answer so a lot.
What if I wasn't there that night? Some other person would probably be in that bed and the person may have got burnt. I aint saying am a super hero though I know I am. The universe had giving me everything necessary to avert the inferno that may have happened that. I am unique. The universe navigated me to that point to save my family. Imagine if my parents had aborted me for some flimsy reason? I wouldn't be there.

U never know who the unborn baby is going to be. U dont know. U cant know. When u commit an abortion you are circumventing the will of the universe. It is selfish to have abortions. It smacks of cowardice. It concludes immaturity. It insinuates  thinness of character. It reeks of selfishness.

If u get pregnant, give birth to the baby. The universe will take care of the child. What if the child was forced on you by the universe to bless you? What if the child was given to us to save our world? What if that child was sent to be president? What if that child was the next Jesus? What if that child was the next Michael Jackson? What if that child was the next Maradona? What if that child was the next Serena Williams? Cant u see that when u kill that child u are denying urself of life's blessings? Wouldnt u like to see ur child's grand children someday? Wouldnt u want to have ur child ask u for advice? Why look on the dark side when there is nothing there but sadness and foolery? Why not look on the bright side where angels dance and beg you to implore?

If your life is not at stake, NEVER EVER EVER EVER COMMIT AN ABORTION.

Yeah I am a guy. If my wife gets raped and she gets pregnant, I will encourage her to keep the baby. Furthermore, I pray and try my best to make sure the guy goes to Harvard or some IVY league school. My father and his generation didnt feed only them kids. Most Nigerian fathers feed more than just their offspring.

Abortions are 'UN-AFRICAN'. It is taboo to my ears. It is taboo. Complete taboo. If u have money problem there is something about money that you dont know. Never use poverty as an excuse for acting foolish.

Abortions are foolish.

And I advice us to be gentle on girls and women who get pregnant out of wedlock. We should be understanding and encouraging for Life wasn't promised. None of us are is control as much as we think we are.



582  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: The Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria is…Fiona Aforma Amuzie – 18 Year Old Student on: 26-05-2010 12:10 PM
I don't know maybe am either a fool or am too wise for my own good.

I don't see the difference between this girls and the girl that was dancing Nood in that video that everybody was condemning. I rate them at the-same level. Humanity will always try to justify modeling or beauty pageants.

In my book models and 'ashawos' are at  the-same level. Seriously. The 'ashawo' may even be slightly higher on the moral ladder for she is not as proud and as vain as models.

This models and wh*res are the-same thing to me. I aint letting that beauty and polish faze me. They are vain and shallow people. You may see that some of them have degrees and I would say that some wh*res have degrees too.


For those of you who patronize or accord beauty pageants, do not deceive yourselves, u are patronizing the equivalence of wh*re houses. Dont let the polish deceive you. Dont let the gold and beauty deceive you. Dont let all that cosmetic nonsense deceive you.

The organizers of beauty pageants equate to pimps in my book. I see no difference between them and owners of brothels.

If the girls where put on display for husbands, I would understand. However, this girls are put on display for money and the entertainment of some dumb men. The girls are put on display for very shallow reasons.

Seriously, I have more respect for the girl that was dancing Nood than this girls. In my opinion she is 'realer' than these effigies u guys call miss states and miss nigeria and miss world etcetra. I like Oluchi though. I guess her humble and poor beginnings forgives her vanity. In her case, one would say the attention was well placed.

It is amazing how guys aint complaining about this semi-Nood photos. Same guys took it out on some poor mis-informed girl for exercising her waist. They called it a disgrace. They rained abuses on her for acting according to her ignorance.

Now tell me, how are this girls not disgraceful to the families they come from how? What is the difference between this girls and 'ashawos'? What is the difference? Can somebody out there educate me? Please, somebody should teach me sense? For it seems that I am a fool. Somebody, teach me! please!

I have no problem with gorgeous women. I like gorgeous women. In fact, I become a big fool when I am dealing with them. My senses go on vacation. Ha ha ha ahha aah. However, this models are the worst of all the beautiful women in the world. Take my words seriously. This models or miss wateva u call them are the worst of all the beautiful African ladies out there. That aint a lie.

In fact, this models are the worst of all the women out there.

Yep, I know this will anger some of you.

To all the sweet ladies out there, I advice!

1. Look good cause it is good. Looking good is the right and wise thing to do.
2. Display and do all those girly, feminine things for a man if u are single and u like him. That is absolutely natural. U like him and u want him. That isnt a sin in any book. U have the right to like and want somebody. U are human. If he likes you and he shows interest then take it slow. Fools rush in.
3. Cover your body when in public. U can dress lewd or like a slut when u are with your man at home. When push comes to shove, humans are animals. U can walk around naked in your husbands house if your want. That is your house.
4. Do not use your body for money. Your body includes your honeypot, buttocks, Bosom s, hair, and face. If you do that, then you have become a wh*re. Don't let society deceive you. You can use your voice for money. However, don't combine it with your body.
5. Use your brain. Just cause you are blessed with that your waist and those your appealing and delicious looking Bosom s doesn't mean u should become a fool. Use that your brain. Use that your big head.

@Naijapals, forgive my 'verbosities'. Couldn't help it.
583  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Class as a barrier to your marriage on: 24-05-2010 03:37 PM
Okay, @Omatu, I guess I have to forgive u sometime so that u can grow. I have forgiven u. Before, I forget ur sins, U must write 35 Eulogies in-praise of the Grand-Master "Achebe".

At least that would stop u from sulking and hiding. Ha aha ha ah ahah ahah.
584  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Reason Why I Dont Go To Facebook on: 24-05-2010 03:27 PM
Guys, seriously, what I just saw was decent pornography. As porn goes, that was decent. I dont understand what all this outrage is about.

I keep saying it that the forum is for self righteous people. Confession room is for the weird. And me beloved fight park is for the mad.

Guys, seriously, what are u guys complaining about? I was watching and waiting to see something outrageous and I reaped disappointment.

Guys, just a chubby black girl reveling in her womanhood. Too bad it was on tape. It made cool viewing. It didnt rape my mind. That was some decent porn. I guess none of u guys would complain if she was ur girl and the show was for strictly u. Would u complain if she was ur babe and all that ass shaking was for you? Would you?

Where she errs is in posing for a camera. It is hard to say If she did it under the influence of some psychotropic substance. I doubt she knows how much a husband values his wife's nakedness. I doubt she knows how much a man is jealous. I doubt she knows how much a man ties his wife's virtue to his honor and respect. Let us face it. A lot of this girls don't know better. A lot of this girls have poor upbringing and in some cases no mother or father figure whatsoever. She erred.

But guys, we live in a world were the biggest romance movie of our time(the Titanic) has Nood scenes. And the characters copulated. From a guys perspective, that is way dirtier than what I just witnessed. Imagine the scene in the movie 'Watchmen' were the Blue Guys clones were simulating making love with the Super hero chick. Now that was disturbing and I was like "What the phyuk is wrong with this Americans?" That was some troubling nonsense. Giant blue men making love to some normal beautiful looking chick, that was disturbing. Did u guys complain?

As porn goes, the subject clip of this post is decent. As porn goes. Not like she was phyuking some guy. Not like she was blow jobbing some guy. She was just shaking that her hormone(temperature) rising African Waist.

Sha, for all u single girls out there. If u can shake ur waist like that, and u still a virgin and u are not on tape, send me mail. U just might be the one. [Dont forget manners are more important than ur waist though]

Ha ha ah ahahahahah.

Yeah yeah yeah, he is a crazy person. Ha ha aha ahah . Who is that crazy man?

I love typing. That was some decent porn. The video quality undermined that African Waist though.

Guys, I aint encouraging porn. I aint saying porn is a good thing. I am just saying that there are mind disturbing things out there. What I just saw is not decent but it isn't mind disturbing for me. It was entertaining and exciting and inciting and most of all inviting. Ha aha aaha ahahah. I would call that Decent Pornography.

If she graduates to fellatio, cunnilingus, Lesbianism, necrophilia, zoophilia, pedophilia, incest, and demons then that becomes some real disturbing shit.
585  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Class as a barrier to your marriage on: 22-05-2010 03:00 PM
@Omatu, Thank God u are not my Gal. How can I be shackled with a girl that hates Achebe? Na, that is worse than hell-fire. And am sure when I grow old, u will tell my grand kids to ask me why I look like a turkey? Ha ha hahahah.

Thank God you are not my girl. Cause, if u were, u will be nagging about doing something for Ogidi or whereever it is u come from. And if I refuse, u will say I am stingy and I look like a turkey.

And why should Achebe do something for a people who condone corruption from their local government chairman and other public office holders? Why should he spend his money on them? The UBE is designed to feed kids in school. A child in a Government school under the scheme should get at least a meal in school. That is not implemented and the money is appropriated. Ogidi people are not doing anything about it. They are being cheated and they keep quiet. Why should Achebe give them scholarships when they have refused to fight for their rights? Why should he throw his hard earned money away?

hahahaha haah ahahah.

@Omatu, u will never be my girl. I may give u consideration the day I read an Apology from u. U should apologize to Naijapals for insulting Achebe.

ha ah ahaha ahahah a hah.

And dont go raining abuses on me like u did the last time. Ha ha ha ha ahaha ah.
586  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Class as a barrier to your marriage on: 21-05-2010 06:43 PM
Sirs, u must permit my chronic electronic verbosity. I cant help it. More so that this is matter is of a little importance. Ha ah aha hah. Pardon my seriousness. Ha ha aa hahhaha.

Money! What is money? Is money an instrument of measurement? If it is, what are the things money measures? How precise are the readings arrived at after measurement with the so-called instrument called money?

Is money a reliable instrument to be employed in the measurement of an entity's morality?
Is money a reliable instrument to be employed in the measurement of an entity's wisdom?
Is money a reliable instrument to be employed in the measurement of an entity's resilience?
Is money a reliable instrument to be employed in the measurement of an entity's temperament?

Would one be a fool if one refuses to gauge an entity's morality, temperament, intelligent quotient, compatibility, discipline, humility, creativity, the 'ephemeral visual acceptability' and other spiritual parameters? Would one be a fool?

Money is important. Money is important. Money is important.

Am an e-talkative. I feel like talking today. Friends and Strangers, lets peruse the stats below. Imagine it is the documented measurements of a potential mate.

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Money = 95%.
Humility = 40%.
Intelligence Quotient = 30%
Visual Acceptability = 50%
Wisdom = 30%
Kindness = 50%
Morality = 50%
Discipline = 70%
Maturity = 40%
Communication Skill = 40%


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Notice the 95% money. Would that blind you? Now it is on virtual paper. It sure doesn't look like it can blind u, right?
Depending on you, it can. The Rolls, the gold, the fancy cloths, the talk, etc, they can entrance and meta-morph u into a first class mugu. Now that is class. Ha ah aha hahah.  Money can eclipse the other important factors.

Do u see that the only thing the above subject scores an A in, is that, which is easily lost and can be acquired? Do u know what it takes to learn how to listen to somebody else? Do u know what it takes to be kind? Do u know what it takes to have high moral values? Ha ha ah ahahahahh ahah.

Right now, Some millionaires are on their way down. Some are on their way up.

Now, for those of u who take class seriously, I say to u, "U are very foolish". Very foolish. I am sure some white chicks refused to date Obama or probably turned his down cause he was black. Ha ah ah aahhah.

My advice to women - (especially) -  is, it is alright to measure the Money. However, do not let it eclipse the true man. Most money-unconscious men become money-conscious after marriage. It is like some men become completely different cause their paradigm of money changes.

=+Look out for discipline.

=+Look out for honesty.[believe u me, u dont want ur kids being insulted in school cause their dad got picked up by the EFCC. U may think it is still en-vogue to steal and flaunt Nigeria's money. It is slowly changing. A time may come in this country were people may shy from family's that have individuals that looted our money. A time may come when being married to some politicians off-spring may be a drawback. This is life. There are no promises.]

=+Look out for Compatibility.

=+Look out for Communicability.

=+Look out for all the good things that money cant buy.


@Friends and @Strangers, me electronic flippancy has become. What it has become, I dont know. However, it was self-educating for me and self-reminding for me to write this few words. Pardon my susceptibility to unreservedly express my opinion. Forgive me, sirs.

I must thank u for being a reader.
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U can be bill-gates daughter. U can have more class than the Queen of England. U can be as popular as Oprah Winfrey. If u don't like reading and u don't like learning, u are not the one. If u think just cause u are fine and daddy has money and u graduated from Harvard so it is alright to quit reading and learning and self-improvement, sorry, move to the next. Whats that Beyonce's song that u like so much? O00ooooOOh. h ehe he ehe. To the left, to the left? To the left. If I give u a chance, u will drag me into mediocrity and become the death of me. I want u to be the life of me not the death of me. He he eheheheh.

Should, I post this? Somebody out there loves reading. I guess.

587  Forum / Religion / Re: BANNING ISLAMIC VEIL. on: 19-05-2010 03:08 PM
The french president Nicolas Sarkozy has orderd legislation that would ban women from wearing islamic veils that
fully cover the face and the body in public places,the gorvenment said wednesday".

Notice the phrase "ban women from wearing Islamic veils that
fully cover the face and the body in public places". Notice public places. If Abacha had or Ghaddafi bans women from wearing Identification Disguizing apparels in public, would it be up for debate?

Now what nonsense are u people yapping about?

Mind you that this country called France unlike Northern-Nigeria has not been colonized or reached by the Arabs. I say colonized cause, the truth as any true Muslim will agree, is that Islam originated from an Arabian and has in a large part been spread by the knife right from it's birth. Christianity was also at one time spread with the knife. Ask the pope. He will tell u if he aint a liar. That is the truth. That is the truth. Christianity originated from the Jews. Christianity has  a Jew at the center of all her teachings. Islam originated from the Arabs. Islam has an Arab at the center of all her teachings. It is quite intriguing how without Jesus, one wont go to heaven according to Christianity. It is also quite intriguing that with the recitation of "There is no God but Allah" one can not become a Muslim. It is intriguing how one must be required to recite "There is no God but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet" before one becomes a Muslim. Not only that if i believe in the God that created my first father am I  still an unbeliever, I must recite something that the truth cant be ascertained. The truth and the whole truth is I dont know if Mohammad is the God-of-creations prophet. I wasnt there. That is just the truth. I dont know. Do u want me to lie? On the other hand it is also intriguing how one cant become a christian without accepting Jesus as his personal lord and saviour. I dont know if Jesus was the son of God. I wasnt there. I dont know and that is the truth. And u say if I dont accept this Jesus as my personal lord and saviour, my prayers wont be answered by God. But I dont know if he is the son of God or son of man. I wasnt there. I dont know. Should I lie?

Now u start employing faith.

I cant believe In God and be alright. I must follow the foot steps of an Arabian or a Jew. I must either go to Jerusalem or Mecca to spend my money to enrich the indigenes of those lands. Ha ahaha ha. While my brothers are hungry for food back home. Chai. The Jew Jesus and the Arabian Mohammad have a lot of followers. And I cant worship God without going through one of them. Na wa ooo000. Na real wa. Chai. I must accept things that I dont know their Origin.

If I refuse, u will threaten me with hell. If I still refuse, u will now encourage me with heaven. If I refuse, u will victimize me. U will refuse to give me your daughter. U will quote from ur holy-books. Do not be yoked with an unbeliever for Christians. You will say it is haram for Muslims. or u will turn it into a game of numbers. She can marry but all my kids have to become Muslims or something like that.

Now for the French, Islam is a new thing. Just like it was new for my ancestors. Let me not Digress.

For the french, it is absolutely normal for a girl to enjoy her hair. It is normal to have a woman walk with her hair uncovered. For the frenche, a scarf is used for aesthetic purposes and not for spiritual purposes. The average french-man does not require his wife to wear a scarf or a veil. He doesn't require his sisters or daughters to either.

Now, the French president or rather the French Police has banned all women from wearing islamic veils that
fully cover the face and the body in public places. Now the question is, was the phrase "Islamic Like Veils" or was it "Islamic Veils"? Was the word Islam mentioned? Ha ah ha hah aha ha. Are Muslims the target? Are Muslims the traget? Isnt security the fear?

I dont know. Some people know. But, if am the president of a country, I would do what is best for my citizens. If it means encouraging identification of people in public places, then so be it. If the camera's will do a better Job when people don't wear Identification Undermining veils, then so be it.

If u wish to wear ur Islamic Veil, then dont go to public places. Do it in your house. They are criminals amongst us, and we wont let veils protect them.

What the french government is saying is "WE DONT WANT NINJA ASSASINS". It is so simple. Am sure somebody is coloring it with religious sentiments.

From the look of things there will never be peace. There will never be peace. Even the if world becomes Islamized or Christianized. There wont still be peace. There will never be world peace. My ancestors had it better. There weren't so many mad people running around then.

Left for me, a war is a good thing. At least the victor will take all. Not this hide and seek games u Christians and Muslims are playing. That is how u people came and destroyed Nigeria's indigenous cultures. At the end of the day, there has been more violence perpetrated by your Religions more than the so called Idol worshipers.

Seriously, u guys make religion very boring. Seriously.

Just small sense wey God give humans, humans don d do like say them know. Ha ha aha hah

he created u people without cloths. his creation was perfect. But, u guys went and invented cloths.
He created the penis without condom, but u people have invented condoms.

And not only have u people invented nonsenses, u people are using him as an excuse to fight over the nonsenses u have created. Ha ha ah ahaha hahah.

Chai. At the end of the day, una go pack am all put ontop God. Chai.


But the birds dont have clothing.
The Lions dont wear clothing.

A little sense and mankind went crazy. Completely crazy.

God please take me away from this human world. This people are not worth it.

God, abeg take me away from this crazy people.
588  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Mother Gives Birth To Twins By Two Different Men on: 18-05-2010 03:16 PM
I guess to all u double doing ladies out there, watch out. The Freak Event might just getcha. Ha ha aah haha.
Boom, two babies. One is the son of Gate-man and the other is the son of the Main-Man. Where is that going to live u? On the streets or back to ur fathers house.


Damn, u just had sex with some guy cant u wait till at least next tomorrow before shagging the other?

Yikes.

Na God. Na God.
589  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: I think its high time i voice out, i need help on: 15-05-2010 05:07 PM
Quote from: docreala on 15-05-2010 03:21 PM
Quote from: agabs on 15-05-2010 03:16 PM
@Corper/Poster, the ambiguity of ur pupose is something that may work against u in live.

1. Drop the sentiments.[It wont help u in any endeavour ]
2. What did u study? Why did u study? Did u study to know or to pass? If u studied to know u wont be in this problem. U dont sound like one who studies to know. U studied to conform with society.
3. Is there a hobby that u enjoy and are strecthing it? Like some have degrees but dream of becoming a rapper/singer and some wish to become fashion designers, etc. Is there something that drags u into timelessness?
4. What is ur most pressing problem?
5. Forget about women. That woman\babe was sent to u as a teacher.Learn the lesson and move the phyuk on. It was a lesson. It was for ur education. What is the moral of the lesson? Move on.

U need to analyze 'the five' above.

If u aint looking to work in some state civil service, then, don't stay in some civil servants sustained economy.
Some body adviced Lagos. That guy knows what he is talking about. If u don't have a Job, then relocate to Lagos, Abuja, Kano. One of these towns may hold that Job for u. If u don't go to church or mosque, start. Even if  u hate it, force urself. Get close to ur pastor or imam. Ha aha ahah. By Force by fire. Get out of the house every chance u get. Apply to every organization, whether u are qualified or not. Get read of that ur beard. Get rid of it.

If u can raise as much as ten thousand naira, start ur own business. Dont ask me.

Sometimes one gets boxed into a corner. It takes force of will and God's agreement to get out.

You cant solve a problem by thinking at the level of thinking that created the problem. U must increase ur level of thinking. Einstein said that and i believe him.



I wish u luck.

Do Not hesisate to start from ground zero. Remember that every body is an agbero. Dont let the cars and the cloths deceive you. Every body is an agbero. Every body is an agbero.

DO NOT HESITATE TO START FROM SCRATCH.

E get some kind of blindness and weakness wey na only hard work the clear.

DO NOT HESITATE TO START FROM SCRATCH.

DO NOT HESITATE TO START FROM SCRATCH.

DO NOT HESITATE TO START FROM SCRATCH.

DO NOT HESITATE TO START FROM SCRATCH.

Every man is an agbero.

DO NOT HESITATE TO START FROM SCRATCH.



na waoh dis one sef go finally demoralize the guy.

@Corper/Poster, do not get demoralized. U have to take stock of harsh realities. What are the harsh realities around you?
Boys that learnt carpentary for six months are surviving. Are they not?
Boys that learnt how to fix cars are flexing. Are they not?
Girls that learnt tailoring are are chilling. Are they not?

Now u have some so called degree that cant put food on the table. U need to take stock of the harsh realities against you.

Never be afraid of scratch. We were made from scratch. We shall return to scratch. Never fear scratch. Ha aha ha hah ahahahah.

This is reality. Most Nigerian graduates fear scratch. They fail to realize that the perspective of scratch is the true perspective. Ground zero doesnt lie. No forming. I aint saying u should become sad.

My Guy dont fear scratch. Dont fear. Scratch has it's blessings. Disguised blessings. U see things people dont. U are close to the people. U see opportunities they dont see.

It may not be your money that will make u but somebody elses money. Say u start supplying fire-wood to restaurants. Probably rent a pickup for 3thousand naira and source the firewood with 7thousand naira. Say you get 4 thousand naira profit. In a a day or two days work u make 4 thousand. U keep going. With the incessant power shortage say u manage to colonize upper-iweka in onitsha or some busy place in lagos, u will need more hands.

U still havent made that big money. U still chasing. Dogged, continous and never flinching hustler. Tougher than Dangote cause u aint scared of scratch. U still havent made that big money. But, u havent stayed dormant. U mind has been absorbing and analyzing unconciously. And u say that opportunity, and everybody knows u is a hard worker. Every body knows. They know u is a fighter. U aint gat the money. But u know the people. U talk to that big madam that has that restaurant in town. And sharply, u guys colonize that prospect. U relax a little. After-all u are just a man. U transfer ur proceeds into something that is not to strenous.


Your loneliness afflicts u to your soul. Two years ago, u thought the world will end. Decisive action has propelled you into now. Look at your. Big screen TV. Though ur car is a Tokunbo, at least it is decent. U can afford a 1Million Naira wedding. U pray and if God agrees, the right girl is at the corner at the right time. U give her that ring one time. No hesitation. A man deserves some peace.

U stay focused. U respect ur family. Ur respect society. U dont let that money get into ur head. U watch ur kids grow up. And u thank God every day of ur life for his mercies.


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@Corper/ Poster, The short story is possible, if only u are not scared of starting from scratch. Do not be scared of scratch. Man is made from scratch.

I wish u good luck.

Sorry, I have to attend to some other matters, hence, the many typos in the short story.

Corper. Take inventory of ur realities.

Throw away Tobacco.
Throw away Alcohol.
Throw away Bumper to Bumper.
If u are addicted to the above, ur fight is three times as harder than normal

If what u learnt in school has no market. Learn something that can bring u money. Do u know that in some parts of Nigeria, there is something called Agency fee in the Real Estate industry and it is payed to mostly illiterates? Some Estate Management graduates go sit down d complain say no job. Meanwhile some illiterates d collect money just for finding person wey go rent house.

@Corper/Poster.
Do not be scared of scratch. And use that head. Use that ur big konkolo head. No be only for inside class na im person d use head. Use dat head.

NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER GIVE UP.

You cant solve a problem by thinking at the level of thinking that created the problem. U must increase ur level of thinking. Einstein said that and i believe him.


You cant solve a problem by thinking at the level of thinking that created the problem. U must increase ur level of thinking. Einstein said that and i believe him.


You cant solve a problem by thinking at the level of thinking that created the problem. U must increase ur level of thinking. Einstein said that and i believe him.


You cant solve a problem by thinking at the level of thinking that created the problem. U must increase ur level of thinking. Einstein said that and i believe him.


You cant solve a problem by thinking at the level of thinking that created the problem. U must increase ur level of thinking. Einstein said that and i believe him.


You cant solve a problem by thinking at the level of thinking that created the problem. U must increase ur level of thinking. Einstein said that and i believe him.


You cant solve a problem by thinking at the level of thinking that created the problem. U must increase ur level of thinking. Einstein said that and i believe him.


You cant solve a problem by thinking at the level of thinking that created the problem. U must increase ur level of thinking. Einstein said that and i believe him.


You cant solve a problem by thinking at the level of thinking that created the problem. U must increase ur level of thinking. Einstein said that and i believe him.


590  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: I think its high time i voice out, i need help on: 15-05-2010 03:16 PM
@Corper/Poster, the ambiguity of ur pupose is something that may work against u in live.

1. Drop the sentiments.[It wont help u in any endeavour ]
2. What did u study? Why did u study? Did u study to know or to pass? If u studied to know u wont be in this problem. U dont sound like one who studies to know. U studied to conform with society.
3. Is there a hobby that u enjoy and are strecthing it? Like some have degrees but dream of becoming a rapper/singer and some wish to become fashion designers, etc. Is there something that drags u into timelessness?
4. What is ur most pressing problem?
5. Forget about women. That woman\babe was sent to u as a teacher.Learn the lesson and move the phyuk on. It was a lesson. It was for ur education. What is the moral of the lesson? Move on.

U need to analyze 'the five' above.

If u aint looking to work in some state civil service, then, don't stay in some civil servants sustained economy.
Some body adviced Lagos. That guy knows what he is talking about. If u don't have a Job, then relocate to Lagos, Abuja, Kano. One of these towns may hold that Job for u. If u don't go to church or mosque, start. Even if  u hate it, force urself. Get close to ur pastor or imam. Ha aha ahah. By Force by fire. Get out of the house every chance u get. Apply to every organization, whether u are qualified or not. Get read of that ur beard. Get rid of it.

If u can raise as much as ten thousand naira, start ur own business. Dont ask me.

Sometimes one gets boxed into a corner. It takes force of will and God's agreement to get out.

You cant solve a problem by thinking at the level of thinking that created the problem. U must increase ur level of thinking. Einstein said that and i believe him.



I wish u luck.

Do Not hesisate to start from ground zero. Remember that every body is an agbero. Dont let the cars and the cloths deceive you. Every body is an agbero. Every body is an agbero.

DO NOT HESITATE TO START FROM SCRATCH.

E get some kind of blindness and weakness wey na only hard work the clear.

DO NOT HESITATE TO START FROM SCRATCH.

DO NOT HESITATE TO START FROM SCRATCH.

DO NOT HESITATE TO START FROM SCRATCH.

DO NOT HESITATE TO START FROM SCRATCH.

Every man is an agbero.

DO NOT HESITATE TO START FROM SCRATCH.

591  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Jonathan orders police boss to restore Ribadu’s rank as AIG on: 10-05-2010 04:33 PM
@Divine P, u are welcome. Am so happy that wrongs are being corrected. I look forward to seeing that Guy appointed INEC chairman. That would be beautiful.
592  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Jonathan orders police boss to restore Ribadu’s rank as AIG on: 10-05-2010 03:20 PM
Quote from: Andycaptain on 10-05-2010 01:33 PM
Nigerian politics revolves round group of idiots,they hire when the ride is smooth and fire when it's rough. Why does Jonathan need to repair Ribadu's reputation in preparation to become inec chairman out of 180million Nigerians? Ribadu played along with Obasanjo to lynch his enemies not enemies of the country.Ribadu should know that what goes around comes around.


@Andycaptain, u fail to understand what makes Ribadu special. As the Man in charge of the EFCC, the only person he listened to was the  president. If u didn't have the protection of the president and u erred, Ribadu would come for you. What makes it beautiful is that all your money couldn't save u. That is the beauty. Only the president could. The president is the first Law Enforcement Officer in Nigeria. He is also in-charge of security. Every police officer must listen to the president and entertain the presidents recommendations. Only the Senate and the Judiciary have the power to call the president to order. APC, OPC, EMIRS, OBAS, RETIRED GENERALS, THE Senate President, and the rest couldn't help u. All ur stolen money couldn't help u either.

Ribadu's perfomance was as perfect as it could get. Ask urself, how many politicians have access to the president? Very few. Such a situation is good for Nigeria.

So, Obasanjo used him to terrorize his enemies, fine. Obasanjo's enemies were corrupt. And they had the guts to go against the Commander In Chief. Ha ah ahahah. So u are corrupt and the president doesn't give a phyuk about you, u have to pay the price. Cool.

And mind u that the man Obasanjo didn't give a phyuk about a lot of people. That guy did not give a phyuk about a lot of people.

Ribadu had a lot of Big fishes to fry, more so that the president did not interfere that much in EFCC's business.

Why do u think the politicians plotted his down-fall? It was cause, in a lot of cases OBJ simply refused to interfere in the running of the EFCC and he - Ribadu - had all the power to bend rules.

As men and Nigeria's public servants go, Nuhu Ribadu is cool.



593  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Jonathan orders police boss to restore Ribadu’s rank as AIG on: 10-05-2010 09:29 AM
Ribadu, u know they tried to assassinate u in Jos, in broad day light. U know they will try again. Stay strapped and sharp. Do not let them assassinate you. Bros, stay strapped 247. Always wear that vest. And never hesitate to bust back at those bitch-ass niggers. But u know all these already. Good Luck.

God exists. Thank God for God.
594  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: How has the Internet affected you? on: 10-05-2010 09:09 AM
Ask me these same question in like 3yrs. I will tell u differently.
595  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Jonathan orders police boss to restore Ribadu’s rank as AIG on: 10-05-2010 08:43 AM
I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this.

This proves that there is a God after-all.

What will happen to Nigeria if all our promising young men are vilified unjustly? What will happen?

Thank God for this. Thank God for this. Ribadu was unjustly treated for crusading against corruption and listening to his president. I wonder how these politicians think. Didn't they know that Obasanjo was the Commander in Chief of Nigeria's Armed Forces and as such the promising police officer had no choice other than to listen to the president? The man did a good Job at the EFCC, I dont care what anybody says. Never in the history of Nigeria has a police officer performed so.

Yes, There is a God somewhere. Yes. THANK GOD FOR GOD.

YES. YES. YES. YeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
596  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Customs arrest couple for bringing in $1.4 million without declaration on: 4-05-2010 10:56 AM
Romeo may just have to die before romeo understands that some-one else was betrothed to Juliet before he came along.
597  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Customs arrest couple for bringing in $1.4 million without declaration on: 4-05-2010 10:53 AM
Naija boy, if hammer for yankee, jd or any phyuking wherever u d hustle, Dont bring ur money to Nigeria. Take am to dubai or Mumbai or Accra. Just dont bring it to Nigeria. We dont deserve it. And we will make sure u loose it. We dont give a phyuk about you. So dont come here with ur money except u are a politician.
598  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Customs arrest couple for bringing in $1.4 million without declaration on: 4-05-2010 10:49 AM
Bloody Nigerians, somebody is bringing good money into our economy and u are complaining. It is only fair that our banks enjoy larges sums of deposits of foreign currency. Be it minute figure, converting 1.4 milo dollas into naira will be good for the Naira.

Afterall, our politicians take our money abroad and no-body complains about it. I doubt if the chinese will disturb a citizen that brings 1.4milo dollas into their country. I doubt if the Indians will disturb such a person.

These Corrupt Customs officers better leave these Nigerians alone. Cause we know if it is a senator coming in with 1billion dollars to corrupt the electoral process, he wont be held.

How dumb are we? This cant happen in Switzerland. Why is it happening in Nigeria? This is absurd. Completely absurd.

The phyuking Customs People even had the guts to make this public. Okay so these guys break our own laws and bring money into the country without declaration. Now as a law abiding custom officer, u keep this matter from the public eye cause you realize that ur citizens violated the American Laws. They don't act like an outfit that has the interest of your citizens at heart, They make shit like this public. All this customs officers had to do was make sure these guys weren't wanted by Interpol. Now u open that big mouth and say not only did these guys violate our laws they also violated American laws. Now even if we treat these guys leniently cause they didnt take money to Jamaica but brought it to Nigeria, the Americans will surely hang them when they get the chance. And they definitely cant go back to their country of Origin and hustle. What the phyuk is wrong with us? What the phyuk is wrong with us? Since when in the history of Mankind does a country arrest a citizen that hasn't commited any crime for bringing in money? What the phyuk is that shit? I have had it with this country. I have had it with this country. I am tired of this mediocrity permeating every thing Nigerian. My brain is cauterizing cause of this mediocrity. It is making me sick to my will.


Are the Customs the banks? What is their own? What the phyuk is their own.

And even if those guys are wanted bye Interpol that money is suppose to be in a Nigerian bank before these Customs Fools start shouting.


Nigeria, for how long will we not value our own? For how long will jealousy and envy characterize our day to day dealings and suspend our moral dust. For how long?

Sha, if I am those Guys, I will start looking for a telescopic sighted rifle.

Romeo may just have to die before romeo understands that some-one else was betrothed to Romeo before he came along.
599  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Does An Intelligent Partner Intimidate You? on: 1-05-2010 09:10 PM
What is intelligence? What does it mean to be knowledgeable?
I think everybody has an area in which his/her  ignorance is of higher proportions.
Everybody is dumb in one area.

Temperament is also something that complicates perceived intelligence. Some are slow and quiet. It doesn't mean they are not intelligent or have a low IQ.

The question is what 'work of life' are the two parties from? Am from Ajegunle and My Ai-Que is 165, you are from the White-house and your Ai-Que is 130. My Ai-Que is way higher than yours. But, I sound dumb to u cause I dont watch MTV, Fox or CBS or one of those bloody American stations. I watch and not see Naija Movies; bootleg movies. Spent the last 10yrs getting a degree and that was the only thing I did.

Cant u see that u are dumber and we may not work out? U have different data in your head and i have different data in my head. U listen to 'System of a down' and I listen to 'Timaya'. Cant you see the zig-zagness of the possibility of us succeding? Isnt it evident? Yet your friends and every-body find me weird cause, you guys cant understand me. Ha ha aha ahah. U think am dumb but u the ones that are dumb. Remember when u made that joke? It took me a day to get the humour. When I finally did catch the humour, I laughed for tacheons. Sufficient ingredients werent in my head to brew laughter at the time. Ha ah ahah


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Guys am not from Ajegunle and my IQ is lower than 165; for now. Am working on it. Ha ah ahahah.
I wrote the above for u guys enjoyment. Ha aha a hah. The ones that will look at what have written and complain it is too long, are they dumb or do they lack the habit of reading? Would it be correct If i judge them dumb cause they hate to read? Ehn??? Tell me. Please.

I spoke pidgin English through out my Secondary and University days. A lot of people thought me Dumb cause I spoke pidgin English and they spoke English. Ha ha ah ahahah. Humans.

Naija make una just the listen to all kinds of music, yori yori, kmini kmini, kolo-mental, gwo gwo, kere wa kere wa, hmn haha he ahahahah.

Na God go save us. And yet people they talk of intelligence.

Is money not the ES-Ai unit of intelligence again? Is beauty not the Es-Ai unit of a girl's compatibility? Ha ah ah aah.

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Yeah, yeah yeah, am one of those crazy ones that lack friends and have to keep quiet cause every body thinks they are intelligent.

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Yeah, all the intelligent ladies out there send me a pal request please. I am begging. On my knees. Ha aha hah aha
But, dont cause I have stopped accepting pals. And it is cause, there are so many fools on this site. When u add them as a pal, ur wall becomes irritating. I can't have that. That is not acceptable.

Such a shame that one cant trust Nigerians on a Nigerian site. Such a shame.

Should, I click post? Should I? Would I not get insults from you? Would I not?


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Naijapals, make e no pain ya. I go enjoy myself. I love typing nonsense. It gives me enjoyment. ha aha hah.
So no vex yourself. Ya heaaarrrd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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600  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Check your Dirty IQ on: 1-05-2010 11:38 AM
I see natural resources. Ha ha ah ahahahah.
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