Nigeria's team is weak. There is no play maker in that team. Is there some-body that can render three defenders useless? I wish Kanu was younger. I wish Okocha was younger? We do not have any red-hot midfielder in our team.

If we had the likes of a Messi or Okocha in that team, the red card wouldnt have mattered cause, Greece would still have to be careful.

We need a Horse like tevez in our national team. All those boys play football with out passion. Dem no send.

Ha ha ha hahaha
fire, burn all of una.

ha ha ha haahah
wire, shock all of una

ha ah aha hahah
maga, paly all of una

ha ah a aha ah
tire, round all of una

ha ha aha haah
drier, smoke all of una

ha ha haha ha ha
spire fall all of una

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I could go on and on but professors do not rap. ha ah ahahahahah.

Ha ha ha ha haha. You can not understand me. Mind ya when I said the below

 "Why the hell should you talk about a rapper that said something like, "you think say e eazy to bust sixteen?""

I was not talking about terry-g. I was talking about terry the rap man or his approximation. you4 realize the mistake, If say your ears dey inclined, yHa ah aha hahaha. I was there when I posted. Ha ha ah ahahah. I had a benz 180. Ha ha ah ahahahah. Wow! Life sure moves fast. Ha ha ah ahaha. O-boy, you no know say naija boys get different flavours. Ha ha haahahah. Spelling succks? Ha ha hahaha. My guy, you do not know music. Why you put Jazzman for the list?

Some, if not all the artists you listed have never had hits. Why u put jazzman in their league? What is more is you say he should stop singing. Ha ha aha hahah. And you say he can sing but he has bad production. If somebody can sing and has bad production, why should he quit? Shouldn't he find a good producer? Ehn?

Small boy, I tell you say, my fone na multi-links yet you d say I no be naija boy. Ha ah ahahahah. As for not understanding what I wrote and not deciphering the anomalies in my spellings, I propose that you have poor comprehension.

Remove Jazzman from the list. That is all I ask. And if I may ask, how many of those artists up there have you truly studied? how many of them have you studied? Are you using just a few works to judge them? My guy, I gave u a url to a Nigerian classi. It is on this site. Any body who says Jazzman Olofin should be in you list should go there and listen. It seems like you are one of those people that go with the flow.

Okay, I do not know if you know of this smoking hot chick. She is cool. I swear, the other day, i heard some of her jams, and I was like what madness inspired this classic? She is beautiful. She is cool. I swear. The girl good.  See excerpt from wiki below.

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Nneka is the daughter of an Igbo  Nigerian father and a German mother[1]. She was born and grew up in Warri, in the Delta region of Nigeria. In Nigeria, Nneka went to the primary school of the Delta Steel Company, and later to the secondary school at the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation. Nneka relished the experience of singing from an early age in her school and in the church choir. After relocating to Hamburg, Germany, at the age of 18, she pursued a career in singing alongside a degree in Anthropology[2]. She now divides her time between Nigeria and Hamburg[3].
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Jazzman should not be in that list. That is all I say. Artists shine and artists flop. Take him out the list.

I rest my cask of rum. Ha ah aha hahahah.

I guess you go talk say Nneka never see nigerian airport. Oboy, u no know us Nigerians. We are diverse. Ha ah aha hah.
Small pikin. Ha ah ah ahahhahah.

Ha ha ah aha ah ahah. I am laughing. Like before I left my computer, I was searching for Jazzman Olofin's music on the internet. I tried www.4shared.com, me didnt get anything. ha ah ah ah ah. May-be that my search string were epileptic. Searched this site and found http://www.naijapals.com/music/bubble_jazzman_n_ayuba-7148. Ha aha ah ahaha. The song has been playing and by some fluke of luck nepa didnt go out for long. ha ah ahah. The man was still playing when I came back. H aha ha ahahha. And when I came back I heard "it's bubbling, bla bla bla, O ma bubble o0, bla bla, with Ayuba backing him up. Ha ah ahahahaha. I knew Ayuba in secondary school. that is like 14, 15, 16 years ago. ha aha ah aha. I doubt the Ayuba I knew is not the one backing the hook of that song up. Ha ha ah ahahaha. Me late uncle that is Igala had Ayuba's tape on cassete. Ha ah ah ahaha. Any day, I still the bust on em ai see. Demo till Ai rest in peace. ha aha haha. It is bubbling o0 ma bubble-o0. bla bla bla, raise the roof. Ha ah aha ha. Throw your hands in the air, raise the roof. Ha a ahah ahah.

What you talking son? Could not buy his album. I was drinking some beer. last time i checked it was like 30 minutes past nine. ha ah ahahaha. you give me stats from you tube. Ha aha aha hah. laughter wastes me. Ha ha aha hah.

Guy, Who I be is not the question. What I know about music is what I have said as is relative to Jazzman Olofin. Ha aha haha. Same niggers that worshipped Ja-rule turned against cause a new Idol came for their attention in Nigeria. Ha aha ha haha. I dont know about the world. I know about Naija in this scenario. ha ah ahahaha. So, when I say Ja-rule was loved by Nigerians and dumped by nigerians in Nigeria dont go global. ha ahahaha ha ahah.

bloody human,
what I know about music.
bloody stew-ma
what I blow about flueke-chicks

naija streets some irregular beat
use naija moves for success
naija tweets some pure water heat
use naija dues for drunkness[flag the drunkness]

I could pour rhymes
in a shaio bottle
I choose to draw lines
in ya entire muscle

what me know about mushin
my lips is sealed with ganja
what u know about pushin
instrumentals till u tire

bloody agberos wastin rizlars
but dat no be mai styles
bloody agberos hat da -inskas
but in seconds we miles

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My guy this aint a night for rhymes for me. more so that I aint even an em cee. I just hung with em. However, my opinion is  mine. And I defend it. So do not go asking me what I know about music. Ha ah aha hahahah. Jazzman and Olofin are still paying. I still can not understand yoruba.

and it is still bubbling,
o0 ma bubble o0.
ha aha ha hahah

My multilinks fone just said 22:01. ha ah ahah. guy na naija boy u de talk to. And he aint a young man. ha ahahah.

Why did you put Jazzman in a list with the likes of Genie Leave? Why? U sha agree he has been around. Why u put him on a least with Jim Iyke. I swear, you mess up. Create two lists. Remove Jazzman from your last. I aint heard his last work. It better be a big phyuk up. Cause, If it aint, you are whack. And how are you sure, that i cant go with you beat for beat and rhyme for rhyme? You sure. I dont even do music cause it zones me to extremes. Son, make we die this arguement. Cause I need to bubble with my friends and i need to shaio with my benz.

It is bubbling,
O-ma bubble o0,

Do nat raise da roof.

I to retire.

problem with you kids of this days is you don't realize the efforts your predecessors put in to propel naija to were it is. You do not understand time and its intricacies. You can not.

22:07

Multilinks says so.

Should I still say something?

Why the hell should you talk about a rapper that said something like, "you think say e eazy to bust sixteen?" What the 8888 was that? Didnt mutallab attempt to blow up a plane. And you choose to use him as a  point of comparison. The average naija boy go make sixteen and kpai sixteen, wether them b mixings, out da speakers of jonathans, lee moo moo zeins,

ha ha aha hah aha.

I aint studied jazzman. All I know is he shouldnt be in dat list. Take him out of that list. That is all. Even if he did it fall off or he lost it. Take him out your list. That is all.

My guy, stand on your own two feet. Do not tell me about every one. Stop calling every one. I need you to tell me why he is a bad musician. Give me reasons. If you do not have any reasons then shut up.

Just cause you think doesn't mean it is. I am not a dude. I no yankee or oyibo like that. I be naija boy. Give me some cogent reasons why you think he is whack.

Refer me to whack videos.
Refer me to whack songs.
Refer me to whack beats.
Refer me to whack lyrics[I dont understand yoruba though]

Discard all this sentiments.

I saw one of his videos some months ago. It was like odd. It sounded like a not too cool blend of disco and fuji. However, i couldn't pass judgement cause I didnt understand the music. Crunk was considered bad till people got to understand it. Cause of you, I will buy his albums. When you say Jazzman is whack, you better be ready to back it up.

Do not call on everyone. Not that I am scared of you calling on people. I am arguing for the education. That is my only gain. If you say his new album is bad then I cant argue cause I aint heard it. I do know have heard good music from him in times past.

Jazzman Olofin ft Ayuba - Raise the Roof.

Was that song whack? Come, Some Naija boy make una correct me abeg. Please somebody out there should tell me that Jazzman is whack enough to be on this shit list. Make I go watch match jor?

HA HA HA AH AHAH. When I called you an oloshi the first time, I enjoyed it. I got my satisfaction. I am satisfied already. Please, before I go give you attention, you need to give me reasons why Jazzman Olofin should be on ur "artist shit list". If you can not counter me with reason, then, you do not know what you are talking about.

Maybe my perceptions are wrong. Maybe I cant recognize decent music like I think I can. More so I have heard only of his few songs.

Proove to me that he is a whack artist. I think I will buy his albums today. After all I am in Naija. I will sample it and taste the whackness for myself.

Mr Music, start giving me points why you think Jazzman is whack. Shay after calling you an oloshi, i listed some points why I think he is not a whack artist. I be naija boy. After "Gra Gra", we d make peace. Now you don call me oloshi. Shey your mind don d do you yori yori. Ha aha ah ah. Now give me food for thought.

@Poster. Na JazzMan Olofin you  d compare with these artists? O-Boy you dey mad? I know say dem say Nigerians are aggressive. However this na naija music we d talk about and my guy I must yarn you my mind. How u d think sef? Putting Jazzmans name in your shit artist list? You sabi music so? Ehn? Answer me? Make God punish you. Oloshi like you. Ha ha haah ahah.

I feel much better. Ha ah aha ha hah. Am just a Nigerian on a Nigerian site.

@Poster, have never bought or downloaded any Jazzman's song. I have much respect for him though. See reasons below.

1. He Sings like he is rapping. May be that is cause he can not really sing. And that is cool in my book. It shows he is intelligent. No need carrying notes that you cant carry.

2. His voice is not vocoded like that of many other Nigerian artists out there. Ask your nearest Producer what it means to vocode a voice. Like Kanye Wests album that he sang all through, his voice was vocoded. A vocoder is a device - software or hardware - that makes you voice sound like you talking into a fan. Snoop dog used it on his voice in his "segxwal seduction".

3. Jazzman's beats are not bad. His "Shake Something" beat is not bad. It is cool. Very cool. And that song was a hit.

4. He has cool videos. His videos are fair. There is this song of his about Lagos. Channel-O and Mtv-Base kept showing it on and on. I loved the video. The video captured the town of Lagos. Plus, it had this grimy feel. I guess maybe the camera used for the shooting was poor so the graphics people had to like reset the RGB or something therabouts. That video was cool. The song was cool.

5. He tries to Hybrid the old generation Yoruba music with hip-hop, disco and rap. What I mean by the 'old generation Yoruba music' is fuji, juju, afrobeat etcetra. He tries to do that. Do you know how much confidence it takes for an artist to try the unusual? It takes deep self confidence. Two face did something like that in his "integration" song. Though I doubt the likes of you will be able to comprehend what he did in that song. That song was a blend of the Traditional Idoma Style of Singing, Traditional Tiv Style of Singing and Hip-hop. Most people can not know what happened in that song. Most will never know.

6. He has a cool name. Jazzman has a cool name for a Nigerian Artist.


All the above said, I am not Yoruba, I do not understand what he says in his songs most of the time. I just know that he is not a failure. Jazzman is not the kind of artist you should describe as whack. Have never bought his album. I however know sound when I hear it. I also have dabbled into music. So, I can recognize the internals.

@Poster, please, be careful when you talk about artists. Be careful, cause there may be things other people see that you cant see.

As for most of the artists in your list, I have never heard em songs. Ha ah aha hah. Genie is whack though. Ha aha hahah. She dared to try. And that is the problem with being a star; when you fail in something public, you will find it difficult to try again.

The girl in that video should go to school.

Now, this aint no different from a porn movie. Music is just the excuse. Ha ha ah ahah. I guess this will find audience in the out of way, low life 'shaio and ashawo' joints in Nigeria. The senselessness that is enveloping my country is over in

I can not even call it whack. It is in a league of its on. Do we dig a hole for the ladder? Cause the ladder shouldn't stand at ground zero to accept this weakness called entertainment.

Humanity at herself once again. The beauty of success and failure radiates from this song. It does. Life is one big blend of nonsense. Ha ha ahah. Wow! Does this song mean that for every one of my "Alicia Keys" there are ten thousand whack artists out there? Wow!

I clap and doff my hat for this artist. You dared to try. That is beautiful. You dared to try. I must give you a standing ovation. I am in ovation right now. You dared.  

You will find out if your ass is enough for success. You will find out. Ha ah aha haha hah.

Once again, I clap and doff my hat for this artist. And I wish you education. From the bottom of my heart.

U call my name three times. Hmn. Whatever went on in your heard must be serious. Ha ha ahah.
I must be careful.

Ha ha ha ha hah.

PreetyInstinct, do you take every opposition so personal? Ha ha a h ahahah.
My Dear PreetyInstinct, please, dont take opposition so seriously.

Moreover, this are electronic pages. You cant see my face to catch a glimpse of my moond. How do you am serious? You dont know dat. So do not assume it.

Do not be fiesty. And do not be so defensive.

Ha ha aha hahah. God. You said am having a fit. Ha ah aha ha hahah. Ha aha ha hah.

I would stop tying long on this site. I will stop.

Ha ah aha hahah.

Ha ha ha ahhaah. A man is not your mother. You are his mother. He is a baby. How come you expect a baby to take care of you? He can barely take care of himself. Please, do not domesticate a man with pregnancy as the excuse. Do not. It has grave consequences. Okay, let us hire u a nurse.


Happy now? Ehn? Happy now? I guess not. I guess not. Ha aha ha hahah.

Left for some of you new age chicks, ur husband should act like a "houseboy" all in the name of love.

A man that hasn't learnt how to listen will not listen cause he doesn't know how. The question is how do you teach him how to listen.

@Confee, I advice that u look for friendship and not for relationship. Isnt it easy talking to your friends? Isnt it eazy?
Friends don't have to beg you to listen. You just listen. You dont have to beg friends to talk. They just talk.

Mr. Ochendu, I think you have a wrong definition of family. I think you do. Hmn hmn hmnnnnn!! Afridca is blessed for I am her product. Amen.

I wonder if I shouldn't transfer this discuss to a time that my soul can write in the presence of calm. Never my feelings, I must give us - at least - some questions for rumination. And why shouldn't I? Why?

I would rather not questions for our discuss, but, statements and their inherent questions.

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Maybe Ur folks had a better experience with the extended baggage?
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Baggage? It wasn't baggage. It was education. I could write a book on your so scorned 'extended Family baggage'. Note the capitalization of the "f" in the last sentence.

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Cleaning Ur puke is one thing. Cleaning someone elses puke is something else. Heck If I have to puke and I'm not bed ridden I make sure I do it in a no-need-to-clean zone like in the toilet or outside where I can just flush or cover it up.
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Man is dust. True or False? Your dust was nutured by your mum or foster mum as the case may have been. Your are just a particle in the eternal anomaly or appropriation called our world. Can I use appropriate when things are appropriate? Forget the question.
Sir, have you ever been drunk? If you have then you know that cleaning your own puke is not like cleaning your puke. For, we can argue that you puke is not yours. We can see that your puke is that of an irresponsible person. As we say on the streets of Naija, "Bros, no give me that yarns". It reeks of 'self-centredness'. I 4give u though, cause I have read some of your lines. I must admit that you have something upstairs. Nevertheless, I think you haven't been in the straits of drunkenness or slept on the beds of vagabonds.

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As for Ur talk on preggy women walking round spitting trust me there are some that do spit intermittently and more frequently than others and some that don't spit at all.
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Sir, I just visited http://www.merriam-webster.com/netdict/intermittentwww.meriam-webster
The excerpt below is from there.

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Main Entry: in·ter·mit·tent
Pronunciation: \-ˈmi-tənt\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin intermittent-, intermittens, present participle of intermittere
Date: 1601

: coming and going at intervals : not continuous <intermittent rain>; also : occasional <intermittent trips abroad>

— in·ter·mit·tent·ly adverb
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Sir, Mr Onchendu, it describes the word u used. No woman can spit continously. I believe that no human is capable of that.
We are just sand and water. So, we can use a stop watch to monitor a pregnant women. And I dont think pregnant women loose their will. Will can be encouraged and will can be strengthened. A pregnant woman's spittle is manageable. And I believe that to be withing any confines of rationale. I believe a pregnant woman's spittle is manageable.

Sir, did you have any classmates that are girls vomit from malaria fever in primary school? Sir, what the phyuk is vomit? It is every where. And Sir, u know that. I think that you just think that you can not handle spittle. And you know and I know that when confronted with that hiss you would handle it nicely. Ha ha aha ha aha ha!!!!!!!

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Anyway, I wish U tha best.
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Sir, Thanks for wishing me the best. Thanks. However, I am a slave to our universe. What seems hurts. It hurts that I can not fight with our universe. I can only tango with her.

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Rhetorical and ricocheting  thoughts. Discard please. Discard. Sweet Rain. Sweet Rain. When do I tango with her? I hate this mood. I hate this mood. Data every where. Data every where. I am just a man.



@Naijapals, it was nice sharing my thoughts with u. It was nice. I must exercise my freedom.  Good night.

What happened to the extended family structure? What happened to your sisters and her sisters? What happened to your cousins and her cousins? What happened to your nephews? What happened to family? How does one stay with just a wife and an empty house? We shouldn't discard the extended family structure for the white mans new age family structure. More so that it leaves daughters unprotected and sons untethered.

Well, I guess to those of us who have been drunk before, puke aint nothing. It is just something u clean up and you move on. Ha aha ha aha ha ahahah. Ever been drunk? Ever puked on yourself? Ever had a drunk friend puke his intestines out? As for the spitting, do pregnant women go about spitting every chance they get? Do they?

I don't think pregnant women walk around the house spitting every chance they get. I know they feel nauseated some times, but, it is not like they walk around spitting like goats walk around dropping. And I am quite sure, there will be some thing safe out there that reduces the urge to spit.

I think a guy should be more scared of the tantrums and extreme unreasonableness that pregnant women display.

As for me am plane scared of pregnant women. Imagine there is something inside you growing. I dont even want to be near you. In fact make we no sleep for the same bed. What if my hand mistakenly hit you for stomach. In fact I dont want to have anything to do with you till the baby has started walking. No man should be forced to be so careful.

Me think me will have to see a psychologist cause I shudder when near pregnant women and am scared of holding babies. It requires such gentility that is alien to my genes.

NA GOD.

@dupseyexotic, I wonder why the woman hasn't dragged his ass to a UK court. They wont give her justice in Nigeria. She needs to drag this guy to some court in the states or in britain. I hope they wont give her that Jurisdiction crap.
Sha if he has got a house in any of those places then I guess he cant yarn about jurisdiction.

I swear that woman deserves all the money. In fact make dem give am two billion. Wetin d husband need all that money for? He doesn't need it. He just needs a million naira worth of condom. And im no go fit use the condoms finish. Ha ha ah ah ah aha hah.

If my son or brother sleeps with my wife and she gets pregnant, I wont still permit or bless an abortion.
I am to small. The universe is too big. If u don't believe in God, at least have some respect for the universe. plain and simple. An abortion is only proper and in order when the woman's life is at stake, for one can say that her life is more concrete than that of the unborn child.