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21  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: sanko on: 1-11-2010 04:28 AM
u can call him any name. arab dog shit anything.
22  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: the girl n her teacher on: 1-11-2010 04:26 AM
omotoyosolabisi he go come your house 4 deliverance.
23  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: naija nawa o on: 1-11-2010 04:23 AM
Arab man WHY YOU COME DEY THINK LIKE ARAB PEOPLE ABEG IF U STILL DEY ARAB COUNTRY TRY COME BACK BL4 YOU MISSSSS THERE.
24  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 2+2 on: 1-11-2010 04:20 AM
Youngibim YOU JUST COME?Huh?Huh?Huh? OR YOU NEVER COME?Huh?Huh?Huh??
25  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Rev. Father Vs rev. sis on: 1-11-2010 04:16 AM
I DEY COMEEEEEEEEEEE.
26  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: sanko on: 1-11-2010 04:14 AM
lunatic,he answered me by  tapping his head saying...Brother,



he called brother because ur r his roommate
27  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: FEDERICO DEY CALL YOU FELIXOMOSEXY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on: 1-11-2010 04:11 AM
I THINK HERE suppose to be a joke forum. THINK WELL AND COME UP WITH A JOKE.
28  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Two weeks before christmas on: 1-11-2010 04:08 AM
Moshaden4real BOY TRY MAKE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
29  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Two weeks before christmas on: 1-11-2010 04:07 AM
Moshaden4real BOY TRY MAKE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
30  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: I ***** them dry on: 1-11-2010 04:05 AM
Omotoyosolabisi YOU DE COME AGAIN BOMB MAKE WE FACE ONE ABEG NO BOMB NAIJAPLAS IF YOU WILL BOMB AND NO GO THE GUY HOUSE TO BOMB BEFORE HE GO BOMB YOU OK
31  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: APPLICATION AS THE POST OF A HOUSE WIFE haaaaaaa Terryworld u baaaaaaadddddd on: 1-11-2010 03:59 AM
PASSING APPLICATION
32  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: just imagine because of 500Naira on: 12-10-2010 02:40 PM
500Naira
33  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Why You Should Not Leave Your Picture On The Internet on: 12-10-2010 02:35 PM
OYO
34  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / If you're spiritually dead, you won't want to read it. on: 12-10-2010 02:33 PM
If you're spiritually dead, you won't want to read it.

If you're spiritually curious, there is still hope!

Why Go To The Temple ?

A 'devotee' goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and

complained that it made no sense to go to the Temple .

'I've gone for 30 years now, he wrote, and in that time I have heard

something like 3,000 mantras.

But for the life of me, I can't remember a single one of them. So, I

think I'm wasting my time and the Gurus are wasting theirs by giving

services at all.

This started a real controversy in the 'Letters to the Editor' column,

much to the delight of the editor. It went on for weeks until someone

wrote this clincher: I've been married for 30 years now. In that time my

wife has cooked some 32,000 meals. But, for the life of me, I cannot

recall the entire menu for a single one of those meals. But I do know

this... They all nourished me and gave me the strength I needed to do my

work. If my wife had not given me these meals, I would be physically

dead today. Likewise, if I had not gone to the Temple for nourishment, I

would be spiritually dead today!

When you are DOWN to nothing.... God is UP to something! Faith sees the

invisible, believes the incredible and receives the impossible!

Thank God for our physical AND our spiritual nourishment!

All right, now that you're done reading, send it on!!! I think everyone

should read this!! 'When Satan is knocking at your door, simply say,

'God , could you get that for me?!!'
35  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Cameroon Blacklists T. B. Joshua on: 8-10-2010 09:46 PM
Father judge them all.
36  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A Woman and a Priest on: 6-10-2010 04:33 AM
Re: A Woman and a Priest
37  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Jonathan Sacks Onovo, Others on: 10-09-2010 11:03 AM
BIG WELL DONE JONATHAN BUT THE NEW ARE THEIR THE RIGHT ONES. STILL LOOK INTO OUR STATES.
38  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / A 10 year old boy, had eaten pineapple. on: 10-09-2010 11:01 AM
Dear All,

It's in INDIA - Karnataka - Bangalore

A 10 year old boy, had eaten pineapple about 15 days back, and fell sick, from the day he had eaten. Later when he had his Health check done...... doctors diagnosed that he had AIDS.

His parents couldn't believe it...Then the entire family under went a checkup... none of them suffered from Aids. So the doctors checked again with the boy if he had eaten out.....The boy said 'Yes'. He had pineapple that evening. Immediately a group from the hospital went to the pineapple vendor to check. They found the pineapple seller had a cut on his finger while cutting the pineapple; his blood had spread into the fruit.

When they had his blood checked...the guy was suffering from AIDS...but he himself was NOT aware. Unfortunately the boy is now suffering from it.

Please take care while u eat on the road side (particularly tasty
Vadapav & Paani Puri or fruits) check there hands & them properly before taking from them and pls fwd this mail to your dear one's..

TAKE CARE

PLEASE FORWARD THIS MAIL TO ALL THE PERSONS YOU KNOW AS YOUR MESSAGE MAY

SAVE ONE'S LIFE !!!!!
39  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Who Said Cars Names Don't Have A Meaning? on: 4-09-2010 12:37 PM
BMW            Brings Me Women

FIAT            Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD           For Only Rough Drivers

HYUNDAI     Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

VOLVO          Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE        Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

KIA                  Kills In Accidents

OPEL              Old People Enjoying Life

TOYOTA          The One You Only Trust, Always

GOLF/GTI        Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside

HONDA            Hanged Over, Now Driving Away
40  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: I WISH I WAS WHITE; blaaaack? damn!!! on: 3-09-2010 09:04 PM
It's really a blessing being black if you know where you are coming from i must understand that black is a blessing to world.take it oo not. but i must tell you that i love being a BLACK MAN.
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