sexy_error nice and don't allow your kids to see you doing that again.

sophiebaby watian come make be rubbish? i no blame you small girl like you,your mama no say you dey? i dey go tellm

All is well since God dey inside i go answerm but na the truth i talk 4 system guys wh dey here.na prayer be this.

In a church, the priest was giving a sermon, say-ing"God created the world.
He created animals, plants and us---human beings.
"A scientist's son in the audience got up and said, "Father,why do you say so? My father is a scientist and he has a different view-point".

The priest asked, "what is his view?"
The boy replied,"My father says, we came from monkeys. "To which the priest replied."That is OK.
We are not talking about your family, but the rest of us."

passing.

Dear God,
Help me log on without fretting,
guide me as i am internetting,
bless my downloading & uploading,
keep my browser from exploding
may my website be protected,
let not my password be rejected,
keep my line connection clear
And let tech support be always near.
please keep all my programs alive,
and be sure to back up hrad drive!
And protect my computer from catching
a virus and end up crashing!

Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Woman Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ??
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30
inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is
slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue
balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
*The woman started crying***
Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!

back to sq one.

YES There is love without sex 4 the mine time but as time goes on sex will come to complete the love.

Abag na White Wedding and Traditional  alone? or you wan marry or buy the whole family with 2.7m bros you still dey there why you dey there jump,pass and run run run.

ma is not advisable to go into joint acct because it many turn against you in time to come in too may ways even if she is your wife jump am pass. if she like you can been keeping her's 4 her but joint acc no.

cool nd nice .

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft the skin from her body,so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor found suitable would have to come from his rear end. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you d id for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied," think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

A priest was called away for an emergency.Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do. The rabbi comes, and he and the priest are in the confessional. In a few minutes, a woman comes in and says,Father, forgive me for I have sinned.The priest asks,What did you do?The woman says,I committed adultery.The priest says, 'How many times?' And the woman replies, 'Three.' Priest: 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box, and go and sin no more.' A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says, 'Father forgive me for I have sinned.' 'What did you do?' I committed adultery.' r 'How many times?' 'Three times.' The priest says, 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more.' The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it, so the priest leaves. A few minutes later another woman enters and says, 'Father, forgive me for I have sinned.' The rabbi says, 'What did you do?' The woman replies, 'I committed adultery.' The rabbi, getting it off pat, says, 'How many times?'The woman replies, 'Once.' The rabbi said, 'Go and do it two more times, We have a special this week,three for $5.

FINE ONE

Nice One Boy.

what the men cant do the women are doing it in a  :'(better way, up super falconents, you people will replace weak  super eagles.
You are coming home with the cup in Jesus Name.

9ICE AND funny.

9ICE TX