Pastor added Akpos on facebook and he accepted. 2 minutes later message came in; Pastor: How are you? Akpos: I am fine sir! Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head. Akpos: (No reply). Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family. Me: (No reply). Pastor: Are you there? Akpos: Yes sir! Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings. Akpos: Okay sir, May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/crush you and your family like a moving train, faster than the speed of light in Jesus name? Pastor: May God forgive the hand you used in typing that!
During an accounting exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & kept watching him throughout. *when collecting the paper after the exam* Teacher: I’m going to minus 10 marks. Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir? Teacher: For cheating. Akpos: How do you know that I was cheating? Teacher: I saw you looking under your table each time to get answers. Akpos: ahh, but sir, all the questions start by saying “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW” and then answer the question.
A wife went on holiday leaving the husband behind. The husband got so Hot one day that he decided to try the maid who had just come from Nsukka village and who seemed clever. ... He called the maid to his bedroom where he had taken off his pants, he pointed to his manhood when the maid arrived. Husband: Do you know what this is? Maid: (actin Shy) Yes Husband: Do you know what it s for? Maid:Yes Husband: show me. The maid immediately dropped to her knees held the item with both hands drew closer and opened her mouth. The husband was shivering with anticipation . The maid then began,"My name is Chinasa , I'm 23 years old and I'm from Nsukka. I want to make a shout- out to my parents,mr and mrs Chigozie, my uncle, Broda NnamdI aka' chop my money and MY auntY, MRS IFEOMA, I would also like to tell my boyfriend Johnny that I miss him. Can u play me Ashawo by Flavour Nabania?" Then finally says to the man," Oga,take your microphone I'm through...
Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help line. Akpos : (angrily) So what's wrong with my ATM card. Call girl : Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and You should be able to use your card, are you sure your card is not damaged or broken? Akpos : Are you insane? What are You insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do. Call girl : Okay Sir, are you also sure the surface isn't wet or stained with dirt? Akpos : You dey mad? ATM card whey I dey pet like egg. As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I laminated my Identity card. No yeye comments pls.
i love dis joke , even though its pb500 . am just imagining dat lovely hands u use in typing this.
it will b sweet for me to hold ur hands nd we type togeda. wat more can i say. u are r beautiest of all , rakelly / alabi / chummily / omomarty nd all cant stand u for beauty. pls baby , can u pack all ur belongings nd come home we will talk abt introduction later
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chai! I tot u're a fine boy o. See how u wowo! Fly go soon enter that mouth wey u open
we will talk abt introduction later 
