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21987
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WOMAN'S BODY... A TEMPLE OF EVIL |
on: 7-10-2010 10:47 PM
| @poster:if u say woman's body na evil, the remember se u get sister o, even mother o, abi u go swear se u no get girlfriend
Na tru shaa but lets be frank, woman body never make u sin b4? U neva see one fine babe 4 road com dey admire am? | | | | |
21989
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: can u date/marry some1 with a tribal mark??? |
on: 7-10-2010 10:19 PM
| | omo once ee don enter for tribal mark wahala, i no go even love the person talkless of marrying the babe.
Me i no go know wetin give am the tribal mark: weather she fight lion, or na witch attack am for nite or weather na native doctor give am the marks.
So me i no dey oh!!!!! | | | | |
21990
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Men, How Do You Feel When Your Woman Cries? |
on: 7-10-2010 10:09 PM
| | Haha, when the babe dey cry, me i go dey laff, cos, if i dey in pains too she dey laff me wicked laff, but later she go com sympatize with me shaa.
But the laff wey she laff me go pain me well well well..................................
Women make una no crucify me for here oh. | | | | |
21991
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WOMAN'S BODY... A TEMPLE OF EVIL |
on: 7-10-2010 10:01 PM
| | Women, una be devil for the men. Even for bible, Deliliah decieve Samson with her laps, Eve decieve Adam with her sweet talks. so ee go beta if d women go cut all the parts wey dey entice the men, so that we no go sin again. | | | | |
21995
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / make people try understand english |
on: 6-10-2010 02:37 PM
| | One woman dey tell her pikin say "make u no let somebody enter through our door as i dey commot oh!" and she was pulling his ear, to show how serious she was.
when him mama com commot naa, the boy com stay near the door tire where him dey wait for him mama make she come back from market.
After him don wait for several hours, and him mama never return, so the pikin com decide to commot the door, him carry the door go for the market go dey find him mama.
As him mama com see am now, she com dey halla say wetin make am commot the door for house naa?
Na him the pikin say him commot am so that nobody go pass through the door. | | | | |
21997
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / pant |
on: 4-10-2010 09:15 AM
| | One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, “Mommy, I got five dollars!”
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ”Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter,
“Don’t you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties?”
”OOOOhhhh” said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, “Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, “Where did you get the ten dollars from?”
The little girl replied, “Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed.”
The mother replied, “Didn’t I tell you that he is…”
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ”Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn’t wear any panties today.”
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21998
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Just money |
on: 4-10-2010 08:31 AM
| | It's a wife's job to listen to her husband...
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check." | | | | |
