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1  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Join naijapals on fb and whatsapp on: 6-08-2016 03:09 AM
lolz, na wa to you ooo. those days wey we dey para
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Join naijapals on fabebook and whatsapp. for onward jollification. sori 4 d first 2 posts on: 6-08-2016 03:07 AM
I hail u scatter  Grin
we dey wait to see u there niggie
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Join naijapals on fabebook and whatsapp. for onward jollification. sori 4 d first 2 posts on: 5-08-2016 12:56 PM
Hey good morning pals...
We have a naijapals group on Facebook and WhatsApp for more fun, jokes, comedy, funny pics and videos and funny talks.....
if u care to join, our Facebook group name is "naijapals on Facebook" u can join the group and you will be confirmed.
Our WhatsApp group name is "naijapals on WhatsApp" if u wanna join then you can drop your number here or simply message me on WhatsApp so that you can be added {+2348186179955}
This message is mainly for our old members (the era of stephen, skypon2002, Chicanorose, dguy, Terry, kristantaus, rakelly, giftmurphy, 50cent, kabella, ainny, and many more) but new members can join ooooooo. no one is exempted
I hail you guys, missed u all.......
Before I go, make I troway jokes.....
1. Three thieves were taken to court and were found guilty.
The first man, #Bob stole a tin of sardine. The judge sentenced him to threshing years in prison because there were three fishes in the tin.
The second man, #Willy stole a tray of eggs, he got 30years in prison because a tray of egg contain 30eggs...
#Jones the third guy collapsed. He stole a bag of rice.
2. Jones, the policeman stopped a car on the road and asked the driver for his usual roger(#bribe). The following conversation ensured...
#DRIVER: My vehicle papers are in order. So, as a law-abiding citizen, I'm not going to give you any money!
#Jones: With a sticker that says, ''I'M A CHEERFUL GIVER'' on your car? You're under arrest for misleading the public!
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3. #GIRLFRIEND: Jones, you're 30years now, when are you renting your own apartment?
#JONES: Jesus is more than 2015 years old and still lives in his father's mansion. Don't put pressure on me please.
4.This morning, i used red bul instead of water to make my coffee....
After 15minutes driving on the highway, i realised i left my car at home!!
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5. If Adam and Eve were to be from China, man would have been in paradise because they would have eaten the snake and not the apple.
Have a blessed day ahead....
4  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Join whatsapp on fb and WhatsApp for onward jollification on: 5-08-2016 12:56 PM
Hey good morning pals...
We have a naijapals group on Facebook and WhatsApp for more fun, jokes, comedy, funny pics and videos and funny talks.....
if u care to join, our Facebook group name is "naijapals on Facebook" u can join the group and you will be confirmed.
Our WhatsApp group name is "naijapals on WhatsApp" if u wanna join then you can drop your number here or simply message me on WhatsApp so that you can be added {+2348186179955}
This message is mainly for our old members (the era of stephen, skypon2002, Chicanorose, dguy, Terry, kristantaus, rakelly, giftmurphy, 50cent, kabella, ainny, and many more) but new members can join ooooooo. no one is exempted
I hail you guys, missed u all.......
Before I go, make I troway jokes.....
1. Three thieves were taken to court and were found guilty.
The first man, #Bob stole a tin of sardine. The judge sentenced him to threshing years in prison because there were three fishes in the tin.
The second man, #Willy stole a tray of eggs, he got 30years in prison because a tray of egg contain 30eggs...
#Jones the third guy collapsed. He stole a bag of rice.
2. Jones, the policeman stopped a car on the road and asked the driver for his usual roger(#bribe). The following conversation ensured...
#DRIVER: My vehicle papers are in order. So, as a law-abiding citizen, I'm not going to give you any money!
#Jones: With a sticker that says, ''I'M A CHEERFUL GIVER'' on your car? You're under arrest for misleading the public!
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3. #GIRLFRIEND: Jones, you're 30years now, when are you renting your own apartment?
#JONES: Jesus is more than 2015 years old and still lives in his father's mansion. Don't put pressure on me please.
4.This morning, i used red bul instead of water to make my coffee....
After 15minutes driving on the highway, i realised i left my car at home!!
--------------------------------
5. If Adam and Eve were to be from China, man would have been in paradise because they would have eaten the snake and not the apple.
Have a blessed day ahead....
5  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Join naijapals on Facebook and Whatsapp for onward jollification on: 5-08-2016 12:54 PM
Hey good morning pals...

We have a naijapals group on Facebook and WhatsApp for more fun, jokes, comedy, funny pics and videos and funny talks.....

if u care to join, our Facebook group name is "naijapals on Facebook" u can join the group and you will be confirmed.

Our WhatsApp group name is "naijapals on WhatsApp" if u wanna join then you can drop your number here or simply message me on WhatsApp so that you can be added {+2348186179955}

This message is mainly for our old members (the era of stephen, skypon2002, Chicanorose, dguy, Terry, kristantaus, rakelly, giftmurphy, 50cent, kabella, ainny, and many more) but new members can join ooooooo. no one is exempted

I hail you guys, missed u all.......


Before I go, make I troway jokes.....



1. Three thieves were taken to court and were found guilty.

The first man, #Bob stole a tin of sardine. The judge sentenced him to threshing years in prison because there were three fishes in the tin.

The second man, #Willy stole a tray of eggs, he got 30years in prison because a tray of egg contain 30eggs...

#Jones the third guy collapsed. He stole a bag of rice.







2. Jones, the policeman stopped a car on the road and asked the driver for his usual roger(#bribe). The following conversation ensured...

#DRIVER: My vehicle papers are in order. So, as a law-abiding citizen, I'm not going to give you any money!

#Jones: With a sticker that says, ''I'M A CHEERFUL GIVER'' on your car? You're under arrest for misleading the public!
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3. #GIRLFRIEND: Jones, you're 30years now, when are you renting your own apartment?

#JONES: Jesus is more than 2015 years old and still lives in his father's mansion. Don't put pressure on me please.











4.This morning, i used red bul instead of water to make my coffee....

After 15minutes driving on the highway, i realised i left my car at home!!
--------------------------------











5. If Adam and Eve were to be from China, man would have been in paradise because they would have eaten the snake and not the apple.






Have a blessed day ahead....

#skypon2002
6  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Join naijapals on fb and whatsapp on: 5-08-2016 12:52 PM
Hey good morning pals...

We have a naijapals group on Facebook and WhatsApp for more fun, jokes, comedy, funny pics and videos and funny talks.....

if u care to join, our Facebook group name is "naijapals on Facebook" u can join the group and you will be confirmed.

Our WhatsApp group name is "naijapals on WhatsApp" if u wanna join then you can drop your number here or simply message me on WhatsApp so that you can be added {+2348186179955}

This message is mainly for our old members (the era of stephen, skypon2002, Chicanorose, dguy, Terry, kristantaus, rakelly, giftmurphy, 50cent, kabella, ainny, and many more) but new members can join ooooooo. no one is exempted


I hail you guys, missed u all.......


Before I go, make I troway jokes.....



1. Three thieves were taken to court and were found guilty.

The first man, #Bob stole a tin of sardine. The judge sentenced him to threshing years in prison because there were three fishes in the tin.

The second man, #Willy stole a tray of eggs, he got 30years in prison because a tray of egg contain 30eggs...

#Jones the third guy collapsed. He stole a bag of rice.







2. Jones, the policeman stopped a car on the road and asked the driver for his usual roger(#bribe). The following conversation ensured...

#DRIVER: My vehicle papers are in order. So, as a law-abiding citizen, I'm not going to give you any money!

#Jones: With a sticker that says, ''I'M A CHEERFUL GIVER'' on your car? You're under arrest for misleading the public!
--------------------------------





3. #GIRLFRIEND: Jones, you're 30years now, when are you renting your own apartment?

#JONES: Jesus is more than 2015 years old and still lives in his father's mansion. Don't put pressure on me please.











4.This morning, i used red bull instead of water to make my coffee....

After 15minutes driving on the highway, i realised i left my car at home!!











5. If Adam and Eve were to be from China, man would have been in paradise because they would have eaten the snake and not the apple.




Have a blessed day ahead....

#skypon2002
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Join naijapals on fabebook and whatsapp. for onward jollification. sori 4 d first 2 posts on: 5-08-2016 12:47 PM
na wa ooo. the thing no want make i post am oooooooo
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Join naijapals on fabebook and whatsapp. for onward jollification. sori 4 d first 2 posts on: 5-08-2016 12:46 PM
Hey good morning pals....
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Join whatsapp on fb and WhatsApp for onward jollification on: 5-08-2016 12:24 PM
Hey good morning pals....
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Join whatsapp on fb and WhatsApp for onward jollification on: 5-08-2016 12:24 PM
Hey good morning pals....
11  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Join naijapals on Facebook and Whatsapp for onward jollification on: 5-08-2016 12:21 PM
Hey good morning pals....
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: If Your Post Or Comments Are Missing Please Report Here on: 5-08-2016 11:59 AM
una still dey hia? my 17,543 posts dey miss o
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: If Your Post Or Comments Are Missing Please Report Here (Page 56) on: 17-10-2015 12:57 AM
My 7000 comments are missing
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Heartbeat (Page 2) on: 16-10-2015 08:56 PM
Lol, Na wa o
15  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Heartbeat on: 16-10-2015 01:13 PM
Quote from: franel on 15-10-2015 11:50 PM
lolzz.. ask ram, Shocked sorry he is eating grass. I got to blow my whistle in d left direction
Grin
16  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Lost & Found! Do Not Let Your Heart Be Troubled, If You Believe In GOD Believe Also In Me (Page on: 16-10-2015 01:09 PM
Quote from: franel on 16-10-2015 02:13 AM
lolzz.. my grass eating monkey ponga, please recapitulate.. the slap occurring inside ur brain is dancing awilo Shocked
Lwkmd.... Grin
17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Lost & Found! Do Not Let Your Heart Be Troubled, If You Believe In GOD Believe Also In Me on: 16-10-2015 01:08 PM
Quote from: dickieponga on 16-10-2015 01:42 AM
Skypon, i don tell u make u leave am, dat slap i give am no pastor or babalawo fit reverse am...
The slap nearly format her destiny Grin
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Lost & Found! Do Not Let Your Heart Be Troubled, If You Believe In GOD Believe Also In Me on: 16-10-2015 01:07 PM
Quote from: franel on 16-10-2015 12:13 AM
take paracetamol
Oya come Grin
19  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Lost & Found! Do Not Let Your Heart Be Troubled, If You Believe In GOD Believe Also In Me (Page on: 16-10-2015 01:06 PM
Quote from: franel on 16-10-2015 12:11 AM
Nope, via d!ckie Shocked
Ajo nwa
20  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: gift becareful about frane (Page 4) on: 15-10-2015 11:31 PM
Ismaila
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