rasheena

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of sh*t.
 

the story is so simple.,what you give is what u get..crazy and funny couples.I wish i attended their wedding ceremony.

r u sure..

Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking' so sad.
Liz, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay...but you look so sad. Why??"

Sally, "Cause I just can't get a man."

Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods 'cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."

Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

Liz, "So, how's that gonna help you get a man."

Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."

Hi Yetty,it's not so easy to be single,but you need to appreciate urself and be happy,no matter d state of mind.Moreover,is it not better 2b single & happy than 2b in Luv with a lot of pain.So cheer up girl....it's not the end of world.

ha ha ha

Nice one...It's agood piece of word.i love it even though it's not funny.Stick to ur faith.It helps.

Ha H,Quite funny...She is now left with the option of either enlarging d penis more or whatever she prefers.

unlukky guy,what a bad day 4 him.

Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear.

The black bear says "You've got 2 choices. One, I maul you to death or Two, we have sex." Bill bends over for the bear.

He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge. Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, Either I maul you to death or we have sex." Bill bends over.

He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover. He's outraged. Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an
enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says, "You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"

Quite intresting piece of science in sex.But you think it really works out just like that.

How would you cope?if you happen to be in love with your lover's bestfriend..