What Is Wrong With These Pictures [Saturday Edition]  LOL Guy it seems lyk u r Bord!

Five (5) love facts you should know!

(1) If it is because of her lips or her eyes or her great body, then it's not love, it's LUST.

(2) If it's because of her intelligence or insight about life, then it's not love, it's an ADMIRATION.

(3) If it's because she cries every time you try to leave, it's not love, it's PITY.

(4) If it's because she makes you forget study and sleep then it's not love, it's INFATUATION.

(5) If it's because you don't know why you're attracted to that person then it's LOVE.

that guy is cute! ...lol

Jesus is Lord! ...& all the muslims must confess that Jesus is Lord!

According to a report reaching www.Naijagists.com, confusion has hit the camp of Islamic Religious sect, Boko Haram in Nigeria.

Below is the latest news about Boko Haram in Nigeria.

A splinter group called Ansaru has emerged within the sect with the primary aim of wrestling the current leader Abubakar Shekau over his inhuman acts toward Muslim. www.naijagists.com

According to a report from Sahara Reporters, a statement signed by the leader of new group, Abu Usamata Al’Ansari, expressed displeasure with Shekau’s style of operations, which it described as inhuman to the Muslim.

It vowed to restore dignity and sanity to the “the lost dignity of Muslims in black Africa” and to bring back the dignity of Islam in Nigeria and the Sokoto Caliphate, founded by Othman Dan Fodio in 1804, which spread across Niger Republic, Cameroon and some West African countries.

“And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine: and all flesh shall know that I the Lord am thy Saviour and they Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob.” Isaiah 49 vs.26

Jesus is Lord! Boko Haram In Disarray: New Group Emerges To ...
http://naijagists.com/boko-haram-in-disarray-new-group-emerges-to-wrestle-leader-abubakar-shekau/

Anyi ga ano here, Awusa abaa awka! Odi egwu!

Odi kwa egwu oo! Biko umu afo di na ebaa, kedu ihe anyi mega about this???

Bros! u nevr talk wetin this girl do u:( she no the respond to ur call? abi wetin naa? tell us, we fit help u shaaa! NO VEX OO

Bros na waooo! ...but She didnt say any thing wrong u know... u could have simply said "thanks". If u be big man, the poor don surfer die! lol

   
Look at your own English too

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C-5oUefQik" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C-5oUefQik</a>

"I dey pain me say I no fit tell you this before u kill your body, You fool waaaaaaaaaaa... jon... God go punish u paaaaaaaaaa, see the trouble u dey kam give your mummy den popi... kwasia sake of u die finish, dem dey kam make your kiddy bro den sis dem ma skuul feel and christmas shopping moni go buy coffin put your foolish body for inside...... hrrrrrr u be wicked waaaaaaaa, I wish I fit come slap u wher ever u go dey... Aboa jon nigga..... U never go rest in peace, because u die foolish death... anyone hu go blame d chick biaaa, I SAY UR MODA.... d chick no make he kill in sef, he no write any letter dey talk say sake of the chick he dey kill in sef...... Gabe or wateva u phyuk up waa denkye, u name sef dey show say u go kill ursef... I be the girl sef aa, I go go find boy come dance for your funeral under den u go see your stupidity...." LOL

For those of u who could not open the video,  here is the link! m sure u guys r curious to see the video. dnt u?

<a href="http://vimeo.com/31413008" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win" rel="nofollow">http://vimeo.com/31413008</a>

Abeg! who has ever seen a yellow fork  and spoon b4? Nawaoooo God is a game? ! I no fit shout! coupled with the funny comments above! Only God knows His people  

Abeg! who has ever seen a yellow fork  and spoon? Nawaoooo God is a game? ! I no fit shout! coupled with the funny comments above! Only God knows His people  

Abeg! who has ever seen a yellow fork  and spoon? God is a game? Nawaoooo! I no fit shout! coupled with the funny comments above! Only God knows His people 

ENTER THE PLACE no be small thing for real! Laugh wan kill me here!!! why did the girl not allow him  to enter the place??? LOL He would have given her twins:-)  ENTER THE PLACE! I cant really stop laughing at this this:-( ENTER THE PLACE!=D

Laugh wan kill me here oooH. why the girl no allow am enter the place naaa??? LOL  ENTER THE PLACE! I cant really stop laughing at this shitt:-(

A hired killer fell in love with his victim then faked her death with the help of some tomato ketchup. Hitman Carlos Roberto de Jesus, from Brazil, was paid £345 to murder Iranildes Aguiar Araujo. He was contracted by housewife Maria Nilza Simoes, who was convinced Iranildes was having an affair with her husband.

But when de Jesus saw his intended victim he fell head over heels in love with her and confessed the plot. The pair then conjured up a plan to fool his employer into believing he had carried out the hit.

The new lovers bought two bottles of ketchup from a local supermarket.

De Jesus then got his supposed victim to rip her shirt and grip a machete under her armpit.
He then taped her mouth up, tied her hands, smothered her with ketchup and got her to lie still on the floor as if she were dead.

The ex-convict photographed Araujo and sent the picture to the 'cheated' wife saying he had killed her.
Araujo said: 'I tore my shirt, put the knife by my side here, then he tied me up and smothered me with ketchup.'

But the ruse was discovered three days later when Simoes saw the hired assassin kissing the very woman he was meant to have bumped off. She then went to the police to complain he had stolen 1000 dollars from her.
Detectives were amazed when de Jesus told the full story in a confession.
The murder was supposed to take place last July in the small town of Pidonbacu, in the state of Bahia, in eastern Brazil.

The three suspects were grilled by police chief Marconi Lima before being released on bail.
The hitman and his 'victim"' faces extortion charges and the woman who hired him charges of making threats to kill.

Sheriff Lima said: 'In eight years of policing I've never heard anything like it.'
While a local shopkeeper remarked: 'Could Maria not see that the knife was in the woman's armpit?'

Na u talk am!
U don talk am! Mercy-J`s wedding? Na waooo! U don talk!